Very disappointed today.

[shorehamview]

All that ammunition in the form of sheets of card and only two aeroplanes made it to the pitch.

What are the youth of today doing when they should be fashioning aircraft from paper products?

The only saving grace was a chap near me getting angry because one airborne missile nearly knocked his sunglasses off.

Should such an opportunity present itself again this season I hope and expect to see the skies above the Kop darken with expertly crafted projectiles.

Come on Blades, you know you can do better!

 

[Brian Deane]

All that ammunition in the form of sheets of card and only two aeroplanes made it to the pitch.

What are the youth of today doing when they should be fashioning aircraft from paper products?

The only saving grace was a chap near me getting angry because one airborne missile nearly knocked his sunglasses off.

Should such an opportunity present itself again this season I hope and expect to see the skies above the Kop darken with expertly crafted projectiles.

Come on Blades, you know you can do better!

It was flawed to begin with from the moment the person bought the paper card as it was lacking in vigour and flexibility and struggled to get anywhere near to the pitch.
Next time avoid purchasing anything from Canon

 

[blade67]

All that ammunition in the form of sheets of card and only two aeroplanes made it to the pitch.

What are the youth of today doing when they should be fashioning aircraft from paper products?

The only saving grace was a chap near me getting angry because one airborne missile nearly knocked his sunglasses off.

Should such an opportunity present itself again this season I hope and expect to see the skies above the Kop darken with expertly crafted projectiles.

Come on Blades, you know you can do better!

This should be the main talking point today, The red one that hit the pitch looked pretty well made, but what do kids do today, that means they are so shit at making paper airoplanes

 

[GodricBlade]

It won’t be long before making a decent paper aeroplane is something consigned to the history books - like making scotch arrows or playing with the tar at the side of the road.
Kids today are losing the ability to use their hands for owt apart from tapping on a phone.
Shame really.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Hurling projectiles onto the field of play is rightly outlawed, even more so when said projectiles have a point at one end. If I'd have seen anyone carrying out such an unsafe and downright stupid action as to create and then throw such a dangerous object with wanton recklessness, I would have snitched to a steward and had the perpetrator arrested.

I was watching the game on TV around five thousand miles away but my outrage at hearing about such behaviour, albeit from a small number of fans has ruined the season for me. Wilder OUT, Keith Curle IN

 

[Foxy]

Tom Cannon was creasing all the sheets, which made it difficult for people for fold them the right way... the shit.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

One resourceful Blade in front of me on the Kop tore a big hole in the middle of the card, put it on his head and fashioned it into a makeshift sun visor.

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Wish I'd been there

 

[sportsmanblade]

All that ammunition in the form of sheets of card and only two aeroplanes made it to the pitch.

What are the youth of today doing when they should be fashioning aircraft from paper products?

The only saving grace was a chap near me getting angry because one airborne missile nearly knocked his sunglasses off.

Should such an opportunity present itself again this season I hope and expect to see the skies above the Kop darken with expertly crafted projectiles.

Come on Blades, you know you can do better!

Briliant lol

 

[Keen Blade]

Tom Cannon was creasing all the sheets, which made it difficult for people for fold them the right way... the shit.

On that allegation I shall defend him to the hilt - I shall call an expert to prove that he is not the offender - it couldn't have been him coz he's obviously not strong enough to make any tangible impression upon a sheet of paper.

 

[The Hobott]

Many people near me used them as sun shades - a few like pinhole cameras - obviously learnt from the eclipse. I'd paper aeroplaned mine and regretted it. Sitting on the kop of course

 

[djbaldken]

All that ammunition in the form of sheets of card and only two aeroplanes made it to the pitch.

What are the youth of today doing when they should be fashioning aircraft from paper products?

The only saving grace was a chap near me getting angry because one airborne missile nearly knocked his sunglasses off.

Should such an opportunity present itself again this season I hope and expect to see the skies above the Kop darken with expertly crafted projectiles.

Come on Blades, you know you can do better!

You should come to my Sunday night quiz here in Costa Teguise Lanzarote.
Half way through the quiz I have a paper plane contest.
Whichever plane goes the furthest wins a bottle of our finest wine from our excellent wine cellar. (Store room behind the bar). Any flavour you like.

 

[Latters]

All that ammunition in the form of sheets of card and only two aeroplanes made it to the pitch.

What are the youth of today doing when they should be fashioning aircraft from paper products?

The only saving grace was a chap near me getting angry because one airborne missile nearly knocked his sunglasses off.

Should such an opportunity present itself again this season I hope and expect to see the skies above the Kop darken with expertly crafted projectiles.

Come on Blades, you know you can do better!

I used mine to try and clean the back of my seat. Fucking disgraceful it was. Why don’t they ever send some people round to give them a wipe before the first game?

 

[GodricBlade]

I used mine to try and clean the back of my seat. Fucking disgraceful it was. Why don’t they ever send some people round to give them a wipe before the first game?

Good point. They are loppy!
I was gonna take some paper towels up to clean my seat on the South Stand but as they’d done the fucking bogs up - no paper towels.
Bastards!
Going to take a handy travel-pack of wet wipes to the next home game to give my seat a pre-match buff up. Diary entry made for the first game next season.
Hmmm - I suppose serviettes would have worked.

 

[Kenilworth]

It won’t be long before making a decent paper aeroplane is something consigned to the history books - like making scotch arrows or playing with the tar at the side of the road.
Kids today are losing the ability to use their hands for owt apart from tapping on a phone.
Shame really.

And the obvious

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Paper aeroplanes?! Your all living in past. What happened to launching flares? And Beadle deserved at least a drone attack!

 

[John Street West Terrace]

As long as we don’t get those fkg stupid clapping things they have at Leicester or Vuvuzelas I’m more than happy

 

[HighfieldBlade]

How did the Red and White card-holding look from other areas of the ground?
I was on the Kop, so I've no idea if it looked impressive or not. Any photos of it?

 

[Foxy]

How did the Red and White card-holding look from other areas of the ground?
I was on the Kop, so I've no idea if it looked impressive or not. Any photos of it?

 

[dexter101]

As long as we don’t get those fkg stupid clapping things they have at Leicester or Vuvuzelas I’m more than happy

I do think we missed a trick when the Vuvuzela came along to at least try out other crappy plastic instruments on mass.

The Kazoo?

I would love to hear The GCB song performed on 30,000 swanny whistles.

Even the whole of the kop brandishing sets of maracas could be quite intimidating...

 

[dexter101]

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I know the guy who organises all that was asking Blades to bring their flags they took to Bochum but not sure where we would be able to put them?

Think the club would run some washing lines between the pillars?!

 

[Blade In Flame]

I would love to hear The GCB song performed on 30,000 swanny whistles.

With John Street accompanying it on Stylophones and a bloke in the kop corner, on a podium, dressed as an orchestra conductor, wearing a Pennywise mask and playing a theremin. I reckon all of that would be really unnerving for opposition fans and players alike.