Valentines Night

[RammyBlade]

Ok guys looks like we have sold all our allocated tickets for Bristol ( kind of appropriate for Valentines night dont you think ?) around 1100 going so ............................come on what excuses have you made to go to this one ?
Mines easy as my missus is in Spain on holiday !!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Mines easier, I jettisoned that particular burden just over a year ago

 

[sitwell]

Not going ,cant afford the divorce

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Ok guys looks like we have sold all our allocated tickets for Bristol ( kind of appropriate for Valentines night dont you think ?) around 1100 going so ............................come on what excuses have you made to go to this one ?
Mines easy as my missus is in Spain on holiday !!

I cant make this one unfortunately, I'm taking the bit on the side to Spain for a few nights....oh.

 

[SwissBlade]

Managed to wangle it so that i am away working in iraq so that she gives me sympathy...

 

[Danny_Boy]

I cant make this one unfortunately, I'm taking the bit on the side to Spain for a few nights....oh.

I can't go I am flying out to Spain to meet my bit on the side, some chump is paying for her to go.

 

[The Crab]

I'd tell her I was just off out for a pint of milk.

 

[Weasel]

I might consider telling mine that I'm just nipping out for a summer Green Un. She won't know that they've stopped printing them and if she gets the tit on I will tell her the clue was in the title. I was looking at getting home in July but luckily they arrived early in the GT news at the end of the street and I got back at the end of June instead. It's worth a go I feel.

 

[RammyBlade]

I cant make this one unfortunately, I'm taking the bit on the side to Spain for a few nights....oh.

As you are meeting my missus make sure you take plenty of cash so she doesnt spend mine !!

 

[bartman]

I am having a romantic evening in Bristol with my better half and my brother in law somewhere near Gloucester Road ( as she is a season ticket holder it was quite an 'easy' sell !)

 

[Weasel]

As you are meeting my missus make sure you take plenty of cash so she doesnt spend mine !!

Tbf that's only fair and right. She spends enough of your coin when she meets up wi me co's I like to be pampered.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

I've told the missus we'll have something nice to eat and then watch something special on Tuesday.

Gillette Soccer Special.

 

[Kenilworth]

Me and Mrs Ken taking it all romantic and chalking of Brizzle as a new venue to watch the Blades at

 

[Maidenhead]

We both agree that we don't need telling what days we need to be nice to each other so we're having our valentines event in November this year.

We'll decide on the date after next seasons fixtures are published.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Glad to see romance is still alive, brings a lump to my boxers

 

[Kenilworth]

Bristol is a nice city actually.
We like it.

Never seen us win at City.
Hoping for a cracker at the Rovers

Any suggestions on pre match drinking establishments?

Not even sure where the fecking ground is

 

[1973Blade]

Have United ever previously played at such an unromantic location as Bristol Rovers on Valentine's Day?

 

[mattbianco1]

What the fuck is valentines day? Sounds like some money making scam to keep Clinton's Cards in business.

You're all mugs for jumping on the band wagon. Go out this week instead, much cheaper

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Glad to see romance is still alive, brings a lump to my boxers

I'd go see the doctor. Lumps anywhere are a problem, but lumps in the clarts need looking at!

 

[andybrizz]

Bristol is a nice city actually.
We like it.

Never seen us win at City.
Hoping for a cracker at the Rovers

Any suggestions on pre match drinking establishments?

Not even sure where the fecking ground is

Try The Annex just off Gloucester Road, I'll probably see you there, I'll be the one wearing the 1970's yellow and 4 black vees away shirt under my fooking big coat cos it's cold down at the Mem!

http://the-annexe.co.uk/

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Mines easier, I jettisoned that particular burden just over a year ago

When you used to fist her did she used to say, "Is it in yet?".

 

[Tyler Durden]

When you used to fist her did she used to say, "Is it in yet?".

Yours did. Like a wizards sleeve....

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Yours did. Like a wizards sleeve....

Brilliant.

 

[Foxy]

Have United ever previously played at such an unromantic location as Bristol Rovers on Valentine's Day?

Similarly, Bristol City.

I'm treating Linz to another night out in Bristol and a ticket seated due to pregnancy

 

[1889]

You wouldn't believe it, but I've got to go to Bristol on business on 14th Feb, coming back on the 15th (once sober)

"I'm sorry love, but on the plus side, what's the chances of such an uncanny coincidence?"

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Have United ever previously played at such an unromantic location as Bristol Rovers on Valentine's Day?

We beat top of the league Bristol City at their place 1-3 on Valentine's Day two years ago.

Clough's finest league performance.

 

[Jehovah]

I'm not sure how I'm getting to the game yet, but suspect it will involve mirrors, magnets and complex pulley systems.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

It cost me three days leave, two nights hotel, a very nice meal on the Monday night, Tuesday arvo shopping and most probably at least two bottles of Posh wine a night... Negotiations started and stopped with 'if you're going to Bristol, then I'm going to Bristol and you are paying,' and proceded to 'I WILL be watching say yes to the dress every night this week'. They know when they have us cornered these women types...

We had better win.

 

[Kenilworth]

It cost me three days leave, two nights hotel, a very nice meal on the Monday night, Tuesday arvo shopping and most probably at least two bottles of Posh wine a night... Negotiations started and stopped with 'if you're going to Bristol, then I'm going to Bristol and you are paying,' and proceded to 'I WILL be watching say yes to the dress every night this week'. They know when they have us cornered these women types...

We had better win.

And I'll be almost sure that if you had to go the the ballet it would cost you a new pair of shoes, a meal and a bottle of wine and all you get is an ice cream at the interval and a false promise of a blowy after the show.

 

[DazBlade88]

We beat top of the league Bristol City at their place 1-3 on Valentine's Day two years ago.

Clough's finest league performance.

That was the fourth date I went on with who is now my wife to be. It's a shame she can't go on Tuesday night, I'm still trying to find a way to afford it