Valentines Night

[Wapping Blade]

Fuck me - went to Tesco in Aldershot (the glamour!) to get me tea and the placewas full of blokes buying chuffin' Tesco flowers, that's a reight sign he loves you love!

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[Linz]

I'm treating Linz to another night out in Bristol and a ticket seated due to pregnancy

I was going to mention our potential trip to Cheddar Gorge for cave cheese but considered all the ways the gutter-dwelling miscreants on here could misinterpret that...

Seriously though. Amazing cheese.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Roses are red
Unlike four leaf clovers
Balls to Valentines day
I want three points off Rovers

(Shakespeare W. 1596)

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Not going ,cant afford the divorce

When I were a lad a Valentine card was sent anonymously to someone you fancied.


Where all todays bollocks comes from God knows, apparently you can even buy a Valentine for your Grandson/Granddaughter, isn’t that a bit Pedoish and worthy of reporting to social services?

 

[Blade56]

Mine knows her place versus listening to the match!

That's all!

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I'm working in London this week so am sneaking across on the train...

Hopefully be the best Valentines Day in years!

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

When I were a lad a Valentine card was sent anonymously to someone you fancied.


Where all todays bollocks comes from God knows, apparently you can even buy a Valentine for your Grandson/Granddaughter, isn’t that a bit Pedoish and worthy of reporting to social services?

Grandparents Day, Easter cards there's bound to be more I can't think of. Nowadays if there's an event, there's a card for it.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

I'll be using the old classic at approximately 19:45.

"I've run you a bath love, why don't you go and have a nice long soak."*

*Ensuring bath water is scalding hot so takes a good 15 minutes to cool down.

 

[Kenilworth]

I was going to mention our potential trip to Cheddar Gorge for cave cheese but considered all the ways the gutter-dwelling miscreants on here could misinterpret that...

Seriously though. Amazing cheese.

Hopefully, the space to the roof of the cave is tall enough so there is no need for a helmet.

Is that the sort of thing you were after, Linz?

 

[I should coco]

Nowadays if there's an event, there's a card for it.

Yes, I've just bought the Missus a ''Dave Basset's gone on holiday'' card.

That'll learn her.

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Deleted her from Facebook last week ;o)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Roses are red
Unlike four leaf clovers
Balls to Valentines day
I want three points off Rovers

(Shakespeare W. 1596)

Cue PorkTalk thread it was originally written by well known Wendy Christopher Marlowe and Unitedite Shakespeare nicked it from him.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Grandparents Day, Easter cards there's bound to be more I can't think of. Nowadays if there's an event, there's a card for it.

Let's hope the shops are full of 'Congratulations, you've won the League' cards.


Won't buy one though.