United 1 Crawley 1 - report

[Toronto Blade]

I like Baxter and Brandy, and to say he's about as tall as Del Geary Brandy can jump like a leaping salmon. Unlike King, who when he jumps looks like Sandi Toksvig* - his head ends up lower than if he'd just stood still.

*Except for the being white, and a lesbotic.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Lesbians. Or monkeys. Puffins? Sheds? Fruit?

They'd all come away from The Lane with a least a point