tremors felt

[sothall blade]

BREAKING NEWS; earth tremors have been reported in the manchester,liverpool and certain areas of london today,further reports said that they are not earth tremors as first thought, they are merely the manchester,liverpool and london clubs quaking in their boots,as they have all heard that the MASSIVE are coming to get them

 

[Bradford Blade]

Now where is that ROFL 'smiley' when I desperately need one

 

[Kev Gee]

theres a thread on a Blackpool forum about the 'Massive', from when they played in the FA cup.
Its hilarious reading!

 

[Bayingblade]

There were also fears that a mass of meteorites were headed in earth's direction today but further investigations have revealed it's just a convoy of spaceships approaching the planet as the intergalactic owls head down for the match tomorrow.

I hope they've all got tickets!!

 

[SwissBlade]

And I thought the tremors were from the MASSIVE coming crashing down to earth after we leap frogged them again to take our 2nd place back again!