Travelling with Shred

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My own favourite personal memory of a Shred tour, is a few years ago, i did a impromptu evaluation of the state of play. Week off work on leave, just been paid, nothing pressing on the agenda apart from a few days of not doing very much apart from going out and getting drunk as i was the norm then. I decided on the spur of the moment to take myself off to Cornwall for a few days to see the United team on a pre-season tour of the South West. I had spent a summer working down there a couple of years before in a place called Looe, so got in touch with an old mate who let me doss down for a few nights at his gaff so i had my digs sorted so it was off to Cornwall i went.

When i got down there i met up with an old flame who when i worked down there already had a boyfriend so it was not really a goer at the time, but when i went back down i ended up bumping in to her, and she asked me what i was doing the next day which was the day United was at Tavistock, so having never been to a football match and not really knowing much about football she decided to see what all the fuss was about and come with me.

We ended up getting a train from Looe to Plymouth, having a few drink that afternoon in Plymouth Barbican before getting a bus up to Tavistock and having a couple of drinks before the match before settling down to watch a pre-season friendly on a beautiful warm summers night at a picturesque ground. We decided to shoot off five minutes early to get the bus back to Plymouth so we could just about get back to Looe that night. We ended up missing the bus and the next one was in an hours time, so a quick pit stop to the pub was in order, but that also meant missing the following bus and we ended up on the last bus back to Tavistock with plans to get a B&B overnight in Plymouth. By now with a heady mix of the excitement of watching Sheffield United, a surfeit of alcohol and all the joy a warm summers night could bring, the old flame was well and truly rekindled and firing away like a good un.

So the last bus turned up, and we was on it back to Plymouth, no sooner had the bus done about half a mile it was in the middle of nowhere that it suddenly stopped in the middle of nowhere where a group of men was standing by the side of the road. I didn't really think anything out of the ordinary until Shred and about a dozen others got on the bus in a dishevelled state. First thing he did was clock me and say 'what you doing here, young 'un' before sitting in front of us and talking to the lass i was with.

The bus ended up pulling in to Plymouth where we ended up all getting off and the B&B ended up getting put off for another 3 hours or so, in order for me and the lass to have late night drinks with Shred in some boozer up the top end of Union Street with a liberal attitude to licensing hours. It was a superb night and she absolutely loved it in the company of Shred Tours.

That night we ended up leaving the boozer at about half 3 in the morning and just about managing to get a room in the dirtiest, skaniest B&B you've ever seen and paying through the nose for it, we both woke up the next mornng and nursing force 9 hangovers made our way back to Looe, but all she wanted to talk about was what a brilliant night she had watching Sheffield United and about that bloke who looked like a red indian.

She must have made a good impression on Shred, as whenever i cross paths with him nowadays he always asks me 'are tha still in touch wi that lass from Cornwall'

Shred, an absolute and complete gentleman.
 

Good story Browny :)

We need more of this sort of thing, it's a nice break/alternative from debating who isn't good enough or who should be sacked this week! :D
 
Good story Browny :)

We need more of this sort of thing, it's a nice break/alternative from debating who isn't good enough or who should be sacked this week! :D

Must about 10 years ago we played Portsmouth in an evening fixture so Shred's Tours only had a requirement for about 15 people. Most people thought it would have been Tommy Oxley with his or a council minibus but no it was the coach company Shred used at the time and they sent an "eager beaver" bus that must have been 20 years old at the time. The journey down was bearable as we had a few beers. After the match (I think we lost 1-0 or drew 1-1) we embarked on the bus and set off which had now become unbearable as in typical Shred fashion there were 16 people on his trip on a 15 seater as he'd forgotten that the 2nd driver also occupied a seat. One hour into the journey it started snowing and the rested driver from on the way down said he couldn't cope with driving in the snow as the bus was slipping all over the place. The original driver (who was the coach firm owner) took over despite being hours over the time he was allowed to drive and proceeded to on a mission not dissimilar to the Arkansas Chukka Bug's attempt to win Wacky Races. Sliipping and sliding at even 40 mph every 10 mins on a motorway was similar to something from a far fetched from a disaster movie where the ineveitable crash never happens. I got home about 5 am in the morning and hit the whiskey bottle to calm my nerves before being able to sleep!!

Absolutely correct Shred top Blade ...top Bloke...top Socialist but as I always told him he has the organisation skills of a dead snail !!
 
Travelling with Shred was like the 60`s if you can remember it you wernt there !
So many tales to tell but they all merge and what ever you get told believe it
First met shred when I was in Plymouth for the weekend for a game ,not the best sleeper so got up to fetch a paper before the hotel brekkie .Noticed a big long haired fella leant against a wall spewing "All rieght fella?" I asked ,"allrieght Blade" was the reply and almost missed my breakfast chewing the fat with the guy
Caught Shreds bus many times after that and was always amazed at some of the boozers we/he found ,The Clock Tower at Farnsworth ,The Oddfellows club at Oldham who always put a feast on for us even though we were all pissed and a pain in the arse ,being a couple I recall

The early morning starts wherever we were playing and the even later nights we got home ie 8 oclock start for the likes of Grimsby and then Norwich away got out bed 6 on Saturday got back in bed 8.30 Sunday

The bloke is a legend and the club should have done something to acknowledge him
 
Spoke to Shred other week at t' Donny game, he even had a boozer sorted for a game that close to Sheffield - Eddie Colquhoun's boozer at Conisborough. Any bloke that'll travel 2 1/2 days by train to north Africa to see United in a pre-season friendly is a Blades legend in my book.
 
remember travelling with them while still at school to northampton midweek ,me and my two mates had to wander round a town called crick while the older uns got tanked up in the boozer
 
shred is and will never be bettered, the top blade .top man .and a restraining influence when ive had far to much to drink on his tours .shred all the lads that have ever had the pleasure and misfortune of traveling on your clapped out buses will testify to this .as for stories people wouldn't believe whats gone on over the years!
 
I always was amazed how when coaches were leaving away grounds under police escort ,shreds always managed to turn the opposite way to everybody elses as we slipped away to some boozer in some god knows where backwater
It was all about beer and then more beer and everyone was like minded

Win or lose we`ll have some booze ,if we draw we`ll have some more
 
Bumping this thread... I'm sure there are some more stories to tell.
 
30 odd years on and off travelling with the leader .cant remember a bloody thing so it must have been good ,saddle up blades .you fill up my senses like a gallon and a half of anything ,like a bag of black pudding and a good of pinch of snuff like a night out on diamond travel .like a greasy chip buttie ,we are with spencer come thrill me again .
 
Shred's hero was Alan Woodward but his 2nd favourite was Eddie Colquhoun and there are two funny stories in Blades Tales about Shred embarrassing Colquhoun at a testimonial do also when he visited Eddie's pub in Scotland during a pre-season tour. I dont have the book with me but it is worth re-telling
 
When Newcastle United fans John Alder and Liam Sweeney were tragically killed on flight MH17 while travelling to New Zealand to see Newcastle United play, I couldn't help but think about fans like Shred who travel all over to watch their team.
The irony for me was that John Alder reminded me of Shred a little in his appearance with his long hair!

RIP Shred
 
The SHRED Stand.

My memory aint what it used to be, to many stories to tell but i get the fookers mixed up ! , lots of Blades could find thersens in jail.
 

Only really knew him from the stories my dad told me. Went on his coach to Everton during our lastest Premiership visit via the roughest looking pub known to man. Barb wire surrounding all the doors and windows, Arabian TV showing a Premiership match....but it was cheap beer!

Depsite his "fame" amonst Blades he came across as so friendly and helpful.
RIP Shred
 
My Dad always pointed him out to me since I started going as a kid in the late 90s. Never knew him but was made aware of his legendary status amongst blades. Thanks for the stories.
 
during the Currie Woodward years oft travelled on the same coach , with the man who lived and breathed being a blade .

cant think of anyone more committed to the club , a gent and passionate fan
 
Never had the pleasure of going on one of Shred's tours..
He was always a bloke to say hi to, and that's as well as I knew him..

That said..Was on a train back from a London game, a bit ago, and a couple of young 'uns spent most of their time singing
Tell me mam, me mam.
I'm not going to bed, to bed
I'm going to match with Shred
Tell me mam, me mam

Bit of a boring story, sorry. But it amused me at the time. And still does x
 
I was never one for coaches, car or train for me. Biggest memory is at notts forest years ago outside the ground a small forest fan squared up and said come on gippo, we looked at each other and laughed and the scab walked off bewildered.
 
Always remember going on my own on the Dutch tour in 2006 for the ADO Den Haag game, spent a couple of hours supping in the red light district in Amsterdam hoping to find some fellow Blades to drink with, then at last outside one of the many Bulldog bars I saw a big 'Darnall Blades' flag. When I got closer to the boozer saw a familiar face and thought 'thank f*** Shred's here'. The Darnall lads spent the next couple of hours comparing their war wounds from scrapping with Feyenoord fans in Rotterdam after our game with FC Rotterdam. They'd been outnumbered 200 to 20, I thought they were all mad but the Darnall lot seemed to have had a good time.

While we left the Darnall lads at the Bulldog Shred led the other dozen of us to Dam Centraal station to get the train to Den Haag. ADO fans had the reputation as the Millwall of Holland and after what had happened to Darnall in Rotterdam it was expected to get a bit lively in the Dutch capital. At Dam Centraal Shred gave us all 20 minutes to get beer and snap in before the train but we were to meet back as he wanted all Blades to stick together. He was like a shepherd tending his flock. By the time of the train our numbers had increased to 20 and once in Den Haag Shred sorted 5 taxis as the safest way to get us all to the ground.

When at the ground most of us headed for a sports bar across the road, where about 30 Blades (mostly drinkers rather than hooligans) nearly got battered as about 100 plus ADO lads bounced into the bar ready to knock seven bells out of any United fans they could find. Undercover OB just about diverted carnage, but even they admitted it was a close call. After the game Shred was pretty much the same making sure all Blades going back to Dam were safely on the train back.

Top bloke and THE top Blade. RIP Shred
 
I did not know this fella, but vaguely recognise him from the picture. It would have been good to have made his acquaintance.

Somebody needs to carry on his loyal and good work for the benefit of all of us.

HH
 
I did not know this fella, but vaguely recognise him from the picture. It would have been good to have made his acquaintance.

Somebody needs to carry on his loyal and good work for the benefit of all of us.

HH
Gunna be a hard act to follow HH.
 
Can't cut and paste but there's a good thread on Mad (see link from Linz on RIP thread) and a terrific story from on poster where a group of Blades arrived at a service station in a mini bus and immediately had a mass of Chelsea fans surround them. They had to get out of the minibus before it got tipped over and as it threatened to get lively they noticed the big man's coach pull up. This poster said that on seeing what was about to happen Shred and a couple of other Blades strode over and walked straight into the mass of Chelsea lads. Like a big Grizzly bear he raised his arms in the air and roared! The fuckers scattered without a punch being thrown.
A group of bruised and battered Villa fans (the previous target of the Chels mob) stood and stared i amazement as the scene unfolded in front of them.

You can just picture it can't you?
Top, top stuff
 

Went a few times on his buses. He never charged me for my kids seats.

Love the way he always had a boozer organised away from the ground. Ones that spring to mind are
1) One in Denton on something resembling the Chatsworth estate before the semi with Arsenal at Old Trafford. There was a big grass area at the side and a game of 35 a side broke out. Seemed weird to walk into a boozer at 10 o'clock on a Sunday and see loads of bar staff lined up waiting for us.
2) The Blarney Stone in London before the Burnley Play-Off final where the landlord came out playing merry fook with people that were drinking cans bought from the offy in the car park.
3) Wealdstone Social Club last year. When the time of departure home kept getting put back by an hour.

RIP Shred, top bloke, will be sadly missed and a hard act to follow
 

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