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The takeover is currently shelved though one was agreed in principle with Mauriss if we won the play offs it appears now the prince has changed his stance and has set aside a decent budget so far

Doyle could be out for 2/3 months so we are actively looking for a new CM or at least a loan till January from the Prem heard murmurings of Lolley and we have put a 7 figure offer in for bowler at Blackpool

The Khadra deal is/was all but done and has had a tour of the Lane however Blackburn have also agreed a deal in principle for a loan which Brighton would rather do if he agrees a new contract so that one is currently up in the air when we have agreed a permanent.
 



WisewBlade89 said:
The takeover is currently shelved though one was agreed in principle with Mauriss if we won the play offs it appears now the prince has changed his stance and has set aside a decent budget so far

Doyle could be out for 2/3 months so we are actively looking for a new CM or at least a loan till January from the Prem heard murmurings of Lolley and we have put a 7 figure offer in for bowler at Blackpool

The Khadra deal is/was all but done and has had a tour of the Lane however Blackburn have also agreed a deal in principle for a loan which Brighton would rather do if he agrees a new contract so that one is currently up in the air when we have agreed a permanent.
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cheers for making 5 minutes of my day atleast funny
 
7
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Josh
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WisewBlade89 said:
The takeover is currently shelved though one was agreed in principle with Mauriss if we won the play offs it appears now the prince has changed his stance and has set aside a decent budget so far

Doyle could be out for 2/3 months so we are actively looking for a new CM or at least a loan till January from the Prem heard murmurings of Lolley and we have put a 7 figure offer in for bowler at Blackpool

The Khadra deal is/was all but done and has had a tour of the Lane however Blackburn have also agreed a deal in principle for a loan which Brighton would rather do if he agrees a new contract so that one is currently up in the air when we have agreed a permanent.
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One day you'll get something right.
Keep the faith.
 
Khadra’s turned us down because the shopping in Sheffield is shit and he’s no interest in Kelham Island (he thinks it’s in the Canaries).

We’ve offered a contract to Grabban but Mansfield have offered better wages.

Joe Lolley is at Wilder’s gaff going through his contract for Boro.

We’ve put in a bid in for Lingard but he favours a club that will pay him.

Joe Root signs next week as cover for Wes and Davies.

The club is being taken over by a consortium headed up by Ricky Tomlinson and Bradley Walsh
 
WisewBlade89 said:
The takeover is currently shelved though one was agreed in principle with Mauriss if we won the play offs it appears now the prince has changed his stance and has set aside a decent budget so far

Doyle could be out for 2/3 months so we are actively looking for a new CM or at least a loan till January from the Prem heard murmurings of Lolley and we have put a 7 figure offer in for bowler at Blackpool

The Khadra deal is/was all but done and has had a tour of the Lane however Blackburn have also agreed a deal in principle for a loan which Brighton would rather do if he agrees a new contract so that one is currently up in the air when we have agreed a permanent.
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I knew your username looked familiar.

Quick look at the posting history under Updates and there's some absolute whoppers in there.

One of them has Egan pretty much out the door.

Another a 4.5m bid for Wallace when he was at Millwall.

Likewise Berge on his way to Venice.

You remind me of this bloke I used to know called Boris...

🤣
 
Other updates - the hypnosis we had on Ndiaye has run out & he's very confused as to why he now lives in Sheffield. The high court rules this morning that his contract is now null and void & he can re-sign for another club.

All the money we received for Ramsdale has gone towards the Princes newest venture - a strip bar in Riyadh except all the woman wear burkhas & they spend their time removing wallpaper.

Berge has had a sex change & is now the captain of the womens team.
 
WisewBlade89 said:
The takeover is currently shelved though one was agreed in principle with Mauriss if we won the play offs it appears now the prince has changed his stance and has set aside a decent budget so far

Doyle could be out for 2/3 months so we are actively looking for a new CM or at least a loan till January from the Prem heard murmurings of Lolley and we have put a 7 figure offer in for bowler at Blackpool

The Khadra deal is/was all but done and has had a tour of the Lane however Blackburn have also agreed a deal in principle for a loan which Brighton would rather do if he agrees a new contract so that one is currently up in the air when we have agreed a permanent.
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I went to primary school with a lad called Robert

We did a multiple choice test once and, after marking, the teacher read the scores out. When he got to Robert, he said, “Robert, you got 20%. There were four options per question. A monkey guessing the answers would get a score of 25% on average.”

Forever more he has been known as monkey Robert. He continues his life journey of being fucking dumb. We are now 44 years old.

You sir are thicker than monkey Robert.
 
Cappy said:
I went to primary school with a lad called Robert

We did a multiple choice test once and, after marking, the teacher read the scores out. When he got to Robert, he said, “Robert, you got 20%. There were four options per question. A monkey guessing the answers would get a score of 25% on average.”

Forever more he has been known as monkey Robert. He continues his life journey of being fucking dumb. We are now 44 years old.

You sir are thicker than monkey Robert.
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What a cuntish thing to say to a primary school kid. Some people shouldn’t be near a classroom.
 
Takeover is infact still on.

Oh, sorry I thought you was talking about a takeaway.
 
SwitchBLADE Smiles said:
Other updates - the hypnosis we had on Ndiaye has run out & he's very confused as to why he now lives in Sheffield. The high court rules this morning that his contract is now null and void & he can re-sign for another club.

All the money we received for Ramsdale has gone towards the Princes newest venture - a strip bar in Riyadh except all the woman wear burkhas & they spend their time removing wallpaper.

Berge has had a sex change & is now the captain of the womens team.
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"Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes.. you're under, You're not in Sheffield you're in Monaco, 3, 2, 1, you're back in the room"
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I have some ITK info:

We're signing Barry Bannan for £25 million and a lifetime supply of toupees. This is on a 5 year contract and part of the conditions are that we give him McBurnie as his personal slave to reach high things for him. We've also committed to terminating John Fleck so there's no confusion over small Scottish left-footed midfielders.
 
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