Total Recall... Blades style

[zablade]

Armold Schwazenegger disguised in a robotic woman suit is attempting to get though Martian immigration...

Immigration officer: "So how long do you plan to stay on Mars."

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "Have you brought any fruit or vegetables to the planet?"

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "Good. Do you have friends and family here."

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "are you intending to take on any paid work whilst on planet?"

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "one last question, how long have Sheffield United spent pissing about during the Transfer window doing next to nothing to improve their squad?"

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration Officer "WHATTTTTTT! What a ridiculous answer, as if they would do that, you must be an imposter, GUARDS! GUARDS!"

 

[Harry's Game]

Armold Schwazenegger disguised in a robotic woman suit is attempting to get though Martian immigration...

Immigration officer: "So how long do you plan to stay on Mars."

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "Have you brought any fruit or vegetables to the planet?"

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "Good. Do you have friends and family here."

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "are you intending to take on any paid work whilst on planet?"

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration officer "one last question, how long have Sheffield United spent pissing about during the Transfer window doing next to nothing to improve their squad?"

Arnie "Two Weeks"

Immigration Officer "WHATTTTTTT! What a ridiculous answer, as if they would do that, you must be an imposter, GUARDS! GUARDS!"

 

[Bladesway]

Does anyone have a crowbar?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

This is what Clough will look like down on the touchline when Bradford go 0-3 up just before half time tomorrow.

 

[OllyBlade]

This is what Clough will look like down on the touchline when Bradford go 0-3 up just before half time tomorrow.

I just hope Andy Garner doesn't rip his shirt off in a fit of rage to reveal three pendulous breasts beneath...

 

[Jon Bon]

This is what Clough will look like down on the touchline when Bradford go 0-3 up just before half time tomorrow.

Just to note and sorry for the brief off topic, my ISP (Sky.com) is blocking this image for some reason. I fired up a Tor browser and there it was. I copied the image address and tried to view that via normal browsers (Firefox and IE) and nothing. Must be something to do with copyright? This has happened before when I posted a jokey picture of a kid dressed as an arab suicide bomber. I thought Foxy had removed it but then it was there when I logged back in at work. Must have been classed as inflammatory or something. Yes ladies and gentlemen, censorship of the web is alive, kicking and here...

Sorry, do carry on.

 

[Sirius]

Just to note and sorry for the brief off topic, my ISP (Sky.com) is blocking this image for some reason. I fired up a Tor browser and there it was. I copied the image address and tried to view that via normal browsers (Firefox and IE) and nothing. Must be something to do with copyright? This has happened before when I posted a jokey picture of a kid dressed as an arab suicide bomber. I thought Foxy had removed it but then it was there when I logged back in at work. Must have been classed as inflammatory or something. Yes ladies and gentlemen, censorship of the web is alive, kicking and here...

Sorry, do carry on.

If you were to type certain words on here, that would give the CIA indigestion. Would they be outside your home at dawn, ready to explode your trousers? O.K. Linz, I won't. Hate to frighten the horses and all that

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Just to note and sorry for the brief off topic, my ISP (Sky.com) is blocking this image for some reason. I fired up a Tor browser and there it was. I copied the image address and tried to view that via normal browsers (Firefox and IE) and nothing. Must be something to do with copyright? This has happened before when I posted a jokey picture of a kid dressed as an arab suicide bomber. I thought Foxy had removed it but then it was there when I logged back in at work. Must have been classed as inflammatory or something. Yes ladies and gentlemen, censorship of the web is alive, kicking and here...

Sorry, do carry on.

I have sky broadband and it's not blocked. Weird. Do you have some kind of adult/violence filter?

 

[LS5 Blade]

Or even a crap actor filter? (in his defence Commando is the greatest cheesefest in history)

 

[Jon Bon]

If you were to type certain words on here, that would give the CIA indigestion. Would they be outside your home at dawn, ready to explode your trousers? O.K. Linz, I won't. Hate to frighten the horses and all that

Kuh, the last thing you'd want to do is type stuff like 'weapons grade plutonium', 'dirty bomb', 'suitcase nuke' and 'London'. There's no way I'd ever type those words, no way , not never.

 

[Jon Bon]

I have sky broadband and it's not blocked. Weird. Do you have some kind of adult/violence filter?

No. I've tried it on 3 different browsers (Firefox, IE, Chrome), all with the same result but the Tor browser displays it so it must be being blocked at ISP level for some reason.