Tonight's match headlines will read.....what?

[BushBlade]

Well earned victory for the Blades, 2-1 hardly describes Blades' dominance (I do hope my prediction skills are accurate!)

Good enough.

 

[zablade]

“Blades fans burn Matthews Turkey farms to the ground”

#sheffeldunitedfansareadisgrace

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Blades fans enjoy holiday away to the Canaries.

 

[derfblade.3]

Big nose smells victory

 

[Harrisblade]

Same as always, if we win we'll be sharp, if we lose we'll be blunt. Personally I'd like to see 'surgical Blades decapitate Canaries and scatter their entrails around Carrow Road' but I can't see it happening.

And 'Pigs covered in Bluebird shit at the death trap' would be good too.

Can you condense 'surgical Blades decapitate Canaries and scatter their entrails around Carrow Road' down to 3 words?
Otherwise it's a shoe-in

 

[georgebernardshaw]

“Fastest Gunn in the East”........

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Well earned victory for the Blades, 2-1 hardly describes Blades' dominance (I do hope my prediction skills are accurate!)

Well predicted IIYB.

 

[3-GBlade]

Blades held in boring 2-1 draw as Owls storm to another 0-0 epic victory

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Well earned victory for the Blades, 2-1 hardly describes Blades' dominance (I do hope my prediction skills are accurate!)

Next week`s lottery numbers please.

 

[Blade58]

Blades See Off Canaries 2-1

Wednesday Ensure It's A Sheffield Win Double 0 - 0

 

[1973Blade]

Let's Be Having You Delia And You Bunch Of Time Wasting Cheats

 

[Bellypork]

Blades edge past exhausted Canaries.

Owls' reserves hold promotion contenders.

 

[Isar]

Blades storm past Canaries.

Pigs overpaid players hold their cocks at the bouncing sty while playing Welsh promotion contenders.

Fixed.

 

[blade.i.am]

Selfless Pigs allow Blades to get 2 points nearer promotion while falling 15 points behind them

 

[super_pig]

'fuck you Norwich'.. will do just fine

 

[boo radley]

In some Norwich print.
Delia takes time preparing a dish but it turns out a Farke ng flop.

 

[diode_blade]

“Delia distraught as Blades ask her not to bounce”

Corrected for you.....

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Blades win because of Wednesday.