To wind a Pig fan up I have ...................

[Maidenhead]

My daughter was working in a very busy pub in Leeds city centre.

She was one of only two working behind the bar and it was taking ages for the customers to get served.

Anyway one lad eventually got to the front, she took one look at him and said "I'm sorry I can't serve you in that shirt, you'll have to wait for my colleague."

Needless to say he was wearing a pig shirt.

I would have loved to have seen his face and it's safe to say that I'm very proud of my baby

 

[The Crab]

My daughter was working in a very busy pub in Leeds city centre.

She was one of only two working behind the bar and it was taking ages for the customers to get served.

Anyway one lad eventually got to the front, she took one look at him and said "I'm sorry I can't serve you in that shirt, you'll have to wait for my colleague."

Needless to say he was wearing a pig shirt.

I would have loved to have seen his face and it's safe to say that I'm very proud of my baby

She could have been a sport and given him some Pork Scratchings.

 

[Maidenhead]

She could have been a sport and given him some Pork Scratchings.

but then she would have had to serve him!

 

[The Crab]

but then she would have had to serve him!

Might have been worth it for the look on his face though

 

[mattbianco1]

Father in Laws mate used to run football specials. The day we went up and they went down, he was doing the bus from Hillsborough with a Blades Scarf spread across the front window.

 

[snootyfenooty]

While doing some work at The Sty ,I had a look in the main exec box ,and wiped a bogie in the middle of the window and under the door handle ,made me feel great.

Reminds me of when the scouse builders put a LFC shirt underneath Gary Neville's new swimming pool before they concreted over it. He nearly self-combusted when he found out.

 

[Maidenhead]

Might have been worth it for the look on his face though

come to think of it, she could have bought one for him and let her colleague give it to him with his drink when he eventually got it.

I'll have a word with her

 

[Basing Blade]

I worked at the old Wembley. At the steel city derby, got put in the Wendy end turnstiles. Gutted.
When some pigs offered me cash to let them in (before scanners) I gleefully told them to fek off.
Got out i time to see Corky score.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Thankfully not!

She left the pig she, was engaged to him at the time house together the lot, she got her own place and we were FWB for around 2 and a bit years, I was in a relationship at the time and had a house with said woman, I was a nob head when I was younger, I do regret it to a point, but hated him he was a cocky hardly ever go type Pig, who would happily rub it in your face when the unclean won.

No guilt needed then UTB

 

[blade too long]

nip in Lilys Pork store or Beres and ask for a Megson
when they ask say its pork with ginger on it

 

[The Boy Wonder]

To this day,I spit on and/or write Blades or SUFC on Vehicles I pass with Wendy Stickers on.Mostly when it's dark,always when said car's are empty..( I'm 50 next Year)

 

[The Crab]

nip in Lilys Pork store or Beres and ask for a Megson
when they ask say its pork with ginger on it

I'll walk into the fucking blades of a Combine Harvester before I walk into a Beres again.

 

[Blade&Snuff]

When we won and the grunters lost depending on the headlines, bought all the green-uns (that's how long ago it was) in the club I used to frequent and hand them out to piggies as they come in for a night out "free Greenun" watch their faces as they read the headlines and realised we were taking the piss, seen them screw them up and slam them into the floor.

Still makes me grin thinking about it.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

I'll walk into the fucking blades of a Combine Harvester before I walk into a Beres again.

But only if it was a Crab Industries one so you`d come out unscathed.

 

[Aston max]

It wasn't her was it? UTB

she has ended up in eastenders

 

[elgoog44]

But only if it was a Crab Industries one so you`d come out unscathed.

Whatever do you mean?.....

 

[blade too long]

she has ended up in eastenders

she left him and married Wayne , who is pitsmoor owl

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Whatever do you mean?.....

You better move house quickly before Big Vern pays you a visit. Industrial sabotage. Thats the secret computer mock up for Crab industries next hi-tech model.

 

[elgoog44]

You better move house quickly before Big Vern pays you a visit. Industrial sabotage. Thats the secret computer mock up for Crab industries next hi-tech model.

I sourced it from back Yard Dave for Crab Inc and the Boss The Crab, Its the Orange Chopper (Bought as seen and no refunds!)

 

[blade too long]

after derby games go in the toilet and leave the tap running

 

[Seanshoreham]

Reminds me of when the scouse builders put a LFC shirt underneath Gary Neville's new swimming pool before they concreted over it. He nearly self-combusted when he found out.

Bet they had a bit of tarmac left over to do his drive

 

[Seanshoreham]

Back in the early 80's I lived fairly close to the sty. There was nowt better than to see a Porker's face stood in the rain on that open kop when they were losing - I used to pop in for the last 20 minutes when they opened the exit gate

 

[SteveBlade]

I stabbed one in the neck and threw him in the canal.

 

[The Crab]

But only if it was a Crab Industries one so you`d come out unscathed.

 

[Jan Age]

Made a point going to watch the play off final against Hull in the local with a piggy and sniggering all the way through supported by 'now you know how it feels no to turn up' every 5 minutes.

 

[blade.i.am]

[QUO
TE="The Crab, post: 1517885, member: 16602"]I'm going to fill my trolley tonight with John West products, then change my mind and leave them at the checkout.[/QUOTE]
They do some decent stuff, oh, sorry mate!

 

[Bayingblade]

Heard a couple of guys who sometimes join us for an early doors pint extolling the viirtues of wednesdays defence so sidled up to them and showed them a vid of Brooksys nutmeg.

Was quite taken aback by one of them’s response. The words “piggy” and “cunt” passed his lips......

Which was nice

They really are suffering

 

[RossoDeltic]

Laughed at my mate crying in the middle of the ground at Wath on the day we went up and they went down. Followed by the usual quips when we had finished the match.
The beauty of Facebook is the ability to tag people in on photos and you can’t have enough photos of Blades scoring against them, same for vids on YouTube.

 

[BaldyBlade]

That wasn't the rods, he was bragging because he'd been on Jeremy Kyle and there was the possibility of two blokes being his Dad. A record low in his family.

 

[super_pig]

i once lost interest in a bird i was infatuated with when it came out she was a mittwoch and had slept with one of the players.. boom.. instant.. pathetic i know but hey .. true story