To wind a Pig fan up I have ...................

[CarlingBlade]

1. deliberately blocked their path in a supermarket with my trolley
2. not given them the right of way at crossings and T junctions when in the car
3. asked a Pig fan what the final score was when i already know they've lost
4. (one my old man can claim credit for) when queuing up in traffic blocking the entrance to Middlewood Road training ground, much to the annoyance of SWFC players waiting to get in

all very childish for a 40yr old, but i'm sure there's some other corkers out there.

 

[super_pig]

1. deliberately blocked their path in a supermarket with my trolley
2. not given them the right of way at crossings and T junctions when in the car
3. asked a Pig fan what the final score was when i already know they've lost
4. (one my old man can claim credit for) when queuing up in traffic blocking the entrance to Middlewood Road training ground, much to the annoyance of SWFC players waiting to get in

all very childish for a 40yr old, but i'm sure there's some other corkers out there.

never let cars with mittwoch badges out at junctions etc

 

[The Crab]

1. deliberately blocked their path in a supermarket with my trolley
2. not given them the right of way at crossings and T junctions when in the car
3. asked a Pig fan what the final score was when i already know they've lost
4. (one my old man can claim credit for) when queuing up in traffic blocking the entrance to Middlewood Road training ground, much to the annoyance of SWFC players waiting to get in

all very childish for a 40yr old, but i'm sure there's some other corkers out there.

I'm going to fill my trolley tonight with John West products, then change my mind and leave them at the checkout.

 

[BushBlade]

Rammed a pig's car with mine because he was fucking around on his phone and the lights changed back to red before either of us could get through. Not that hard, just a nudge really. We had words, he got back in his car, then gave me the rods.

 

[WhiteHawk]

when queuing up in traffic blocking the entrance to Middlewood Road training ground, much to the annoyance of SWFC players waiting to get in

I do that aswell

 

[The Crab]

Rammed a pig's car with mine because he was fucking around on his phone and the lights changed back to red before either of us could get through. Not that hard, just a nudge really. We had words, he got back in his car, then gave me the rods.

That wasn't the rods, he was bragging because he'd been on Jeremy Kyle and there was the possibility of two blokes being his Dad. A record low in his family.

 

[I should coco]

2. not given them the right of way at crossings and T junctions when in the car

Goes without saying (plus taxis too - obviously).

I have a Blades sticker in the windscreen and the corollary works too, whereby I let in and get let in, by other Blades.

3. asked a Pig fan what the final score was when i already know they've lost

A mate of mine used to have a shop on Middlewood Road. Another mate (Andy - Get well soon mate), would go down if hadn't followed United away. Once he knew Wednesday had lost, he'd stand outside waiting for sad Owls to walk past and then as keenly as possible ask:
"How we've gone on today?"
Once the sad Owl lamented the losing score, he'd look really sad, thank him and then look up the road for the next one.

The shop owning mate (also a Blade) would stay inside wetting himself.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

I once murdered a man and wore his liver for a hat. He wasn't a pig fan, but it was a Wednesday afternoon.

 

[I should coco]

Rammed a pig's car with mine because he was fucking around on his phone and the lights changed back to red before either of us could get through. Not that hard, just a nudge really. We had words, he got back in his car, then gave me the rods.

Sheffield, Jakarta or the Chiswick end of Sheperds Bush?

 

[Blade for Sale]

Once went to the boozer on the evening of a Wednesday relegation (the year escapes me), most of my family were out including my piggy supporting brother in law. He was expecting pelters but we were all pretty restrained until he went for a piss and we all quickly threw United shirts on that we'd smuggled into the boozer and serenaded him back to the table.

His reaction of 'you're all cunts and you (pointing at my old man) are the biggest cunt of them all" was beautiful to watch!

 

[BushBlade]

Sheffield, Jakarta or the Chiswick end of Sheperds Bush?

Penistone Road.

 

[I should coco]

Penistone Road.

Ah, South Barnsley.

Thanks for that and I can sleep easy now.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I once murdered a man and wore his liver for a hat. He wasn't a pig fan, but it was a Wednesday afternoon.

But did you get an erection whilst doing?

 

[snootyfenooty]

That wasn't the rods, he was bragging because he'd been on Jeremy Kyle and there was the possibility of two blokes being his Dad. A record low in his family.

But did he take a lie detector test? And was he 20 stone with bad teeth?

 

[elgoog44]

Slept with his bird still feel bad about it, genuinely.

 

[Silvio Morris]

i can admit to items 1.2.3 but you wont find me anywhere near Middlewood

 

[The Crab]

But did he take a lie detector test? And was he 20 stone with bad teeth?

He refused "he ain't got nuffin to prove" and no, nearer 25 stone probably.

 

[GroovyBrad]

Got the blade landlord at my local to play the match back on record the following Friday night when it was rammed, equally with blades and owls.. good spirited and a laugh to say the least!

 

[BigBed]

Punched one in the kidneys!

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Not me but some Blades supporting friends of mine who were at a wedding reception at Hillsborough, obviously the groom was a pig hence the venue. Anyhow, by all accounts the DJ (probably not a pig) was pretty clueless & didn't really know what he was doing so one of the Blades party asked him to put Annie's Song on.....for which he duly obliged. He probably managed about the first thirty seconds until the groom came crashing through the guests (fuming is putting it mildly) and managed to stop the track. Words were exchanged with the DJ (I'm assuming not very pleasant) as my friends hung back simultaneously spectating & pissing themselves laughing.
One of the staff on duty there later informed them that it would probably be the last gig the DJ would ever play there.

 

[Small Mendonca]

Play any 5 a side game of football in a Blades shirt and beat them comprehensively. It's hilarious after you've just intercepted another one of their passes for the 50th time to listen them go 'FFS not again, jammy blunt bastard'.

 

[Oreyt]

Not me, but a mate in the early 90's called into a Hallam FM show and suggested Wednesday should chant "Sana Treet Owls!!!" which meant Play Up Owls in Latin (it doesn't and Dave Kilner or whoever it was didn't pick up on what he'd done).

 

[SB_90]

wound hin up so much over the last few months amongst many i mentioned on here. at leeds singing were top of league, your 14th etc. pictures of wednesday lamps that look great in the middle of the table. its all good natured as i said to him you got to enjoy the highs

my new one we were discussing holiday dates weve booked & i have booked off the week in may the playoffs should be on. based on 2016/17. which never in a million years i ever expected he joked, "thats a bloody big IF" & i replied "i know we could get automatic"

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

Ever since that magical day in September I've turned into Cato from the pink panther films..

At work I'll hide in various places waiting for them, then as they walk past I jump out in front of them, they shit themselves and I just bounce up and down on the spot for 93 seconds, then stop and go about my business

 

[silver blade]

1. deliberately blocked their path in a supermarket with my trolley
2. not given them the right of way at crossings and T junctions when in the car
3. asked a Pig fan what the final score was when i already know they've lost
4. (one my old man can claim credit for) when queuing up in traffic blocking the entrance to Middlewood Road training ground, much to the annoyance of SWFC players waiting to get in

all very childish for a 40yr old, but i'm sure there's some other corkers out there.

Bought my son in law a tee shirt for his birthday

 

[KoppedOff]

Living just up the road, I’ve been doing the training ground thing for years. And I suspect its a popular one- a few years back, I blocked it and the guy trying to pull in was Ol’ Big Hair himself, Brian Laws. The look on his face wasnt anger, or annoyance. It was the face of a man sighing and thinking...

“Every f*cking day...”

 

[Aston max]

The old house we lived in was piggies to the left and right, it was the season we went up and they went down on the same day, I couldn't get to our game away but I made sure there were blades flags out of every window ready for when they got back from the sty

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Slept with his bird still feel bad about it, genuinely.

It wasn't her was it? UTB

 

[elgoog44]

It wasn't her was it? UTB

Thankfully not!

She left the pig she, was engaged to him at the time house together the lot, she got her own place and we were FWB for around 2 and a bit years, I was in a relationship at the time and had a house with said woman, I was a nob head when I was younger, I do regret it to a point, but hated him he was a cocky hardly ever go type Pig, who would happily rub it in your face when the unclean won.

 

[sitwell]

While doing some work at The Sty ,I had a look in the main exec box ,and wiped a bogie in the middle of the window and under the door handle ,made me feel great.