Thought I saw god today

[Lmaobob]

 

[The Jackdaw]

You’re rather calm, I would’ve had a wank if I saw him.

 

[Lmaobob]

You’re rather calm, I would’ve had a wank if I saw him.

A fake Chris Wilder?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Taking pictures of people who look like Chris Wilder in a chemist. Not bad thee.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Wilder would never wear a blue and white striped shirt.

Instant giveaway.

 

[BushBlade]

You need your eyes testing mate.

 

[Lmaobob]

You need your eyes testing mate.

Can't read what you've put. Sorry

 

[Barney]

You need your eyes testing mate.

I must need mine testing too, that bloke looks exactly like Wilder to me

 

[BushBlade]

I must need mine testing too, that bloke looks exactly like Wilder to me

Well he appears to be an optician so book an appointment.

 

[tomtheblade]

You should've started a chant, right there in the shop.

'Shit Chris Wilder, you're just a shit Chris Wilder, shit Chris Wiiiiiilder'

And so on.

 

[Houso]

What an odd thread.

Mind you, I was watching a recap of the Trump/Kim Jong summit the other day and I thought I saw Wilder too...

 

[Barney]

What an odd thread.

Mind you, I was watching a recap of the Trump/Kim Jong summit the other day and I thought I saw Wilder too...

Need your eyes testing you, that's never Wilder

 

[Houso]

On a related note, I hope the relevant authorities are viewing this thread. LOOK WHAT THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK DOES TO US FFS.

I'M PHOTO-SHOPPING WILDER'S FACE ONTO KIM JONG FUCKING UN.

BASTARDS

 

[Barney]

On a related note, I hope the relevant authorities are viewing this thread. LOOK WHAT THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK DOES TO US FFS.

I'M PHOTO-SHOPPING WILDER'S FACE ONTO KIM JONG FUCKING UN.

BASTARDS

That's nothing compared to transfer window, I was photo-shopping Martyn Waghorn into the Lane carpark and that spanish bloke into a robin hood airport window

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Need your eyes testing you, that's never Wilder

He means the one on the left..the other one's Trump.

 

[vorpal blade]

There is a steward who works at the Bramall Lane end of the ground, he does things like tidying up the cones and the temporary goal nets after the teams have done with warming up before the match.

He looks like Wilder too - it could be this bloke?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

He does'nt look like he needs a dose of methadone.

 

[super_pig]

that’s not god he’s not a black guy playing a Stratocaster left handed

 

[Th!stledo]

that’s not god he’s not a black guy playing a Stratocaster left handed

Last time I thought I saw a god it turned out to be some fat, bald, orange coloured bloke ... who stopped bouncing when Duffy scored.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Wilder was playing golf this week at lindrick with knill,Lee Butler a.n.other, my mate was waiting to t off behind them on the first t, he told me Butts,who I know well, smacked it straight down the middle, Wilder topped it around 30 yards, wish I had been playing in the next group.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Woodwards Gripe water at £4.65 a bottle what a rip-off { had to use my Porno magnifying glass to see that ]

 

[BushBlade]

Woodwards Gripe water at £4.65 a bottle what a rip-off { had to use my Porno magnifying glass to see that ]

Oh, it’s a chemist’s isn’t it, not an opticians. That makes my eyes testing joke a bit shit. Sorry Lmaobob. I’m not having a good day.

 

[Tom Bott]

There is also a collection of leaflets titled ' Don't Suffer In Silence' to his left.

Obviously a self help leaflet for those at S6 after the Duffmeister punctured their bounce.

 

[stringer]

Wilder was playing golf this week at lindrick with knill,Lee Butler a.n.other, my mate was waiting to t off behind them on the first t, he told me Butts,who I know well, smacked it straight down the middle, Wilder topped it around 30 yards, wish I had been playing in the next group.

How many times has Butts broken your hands?

 

[Boxer Blade]

How many times has Butts broken your hands?

When I see him,quite probably later tonight as he sticks his hand out I shove my index finger into his hand, he has the largest mitts in the world and the grip of a vice, but, after me he is the nicest bloke you could meet, but I guess you know that Danny.

 

[BigBed]

Should've gone to Specsavers instead matey.

 

[stringer]

When I see him,quite probably later tonight as he sticks his hand out I shove my index finger into his hand, he has the largest mitts in the world and the grip of a vice, but, after me he is the nicest bloke you could meet, but I guess you know that Danny.

Yep got a lot of time for him. After the feeling has come back into my hand once he’s shaken it!

 

[alcoblade]

How many times has Butts broken your hands?

Good handshake, hasn’t he?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Wilder topped it around 30 yards, wish I had been playing in the next group.

I don't. Would have been bloody slow.

 

[stringer]

Good handshake, hasn’t he?

Depends which side of it you’re on!