Think I'll chuck mi chant-composing hat into the ring

[GreasyChipBeattie]

To the theme tune from the ten o'clock news:

"We are Sheffield United supporters
And we like our team
Very much indeed.
Bong.

We have seen some rubbish players
But now we have
Some better ones
And we like them
Very much indeed
Bong.

C Chris Chrissy Wilder
Is better than a bad manager because he is a good manager
And we like him
Very much indeed
Bong.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Bong"

To be honest, I copied a bit of the last verse from another song but I think it works quite well.

 

[SteveBlade]

I've read it once and I already remember it word for word.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I've read it once and I already remember it word for word.

Kinda catchy aint it Stevie B?

 

[knowsnowt]

I can't get the bong sound right. Would it be possible to change it to a ping?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I can't get the bong sound right. Would it be possible to change it to a ping?

Sorry mate, no can do.
A pong might be possible though?

 

[1889]

Sigh, back to the drawing board.

It is so disheartening that the very set of supporters, who were responsible for creating iconic song lyrics such as 'he's black as coal, he'll score a goal' just 25 short years ago, are now seemingly incapable of an original thought?

Personally, I blame the dumbing down of the education system

 

[Tunstall Fred]

The work of a genius GCB,catchy to boot,my Grandkids will be singing this to their Grandkids

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

The work of a genius GCB,catchy to boot,my Grandkids will be singing this to their Grandkids

You don't think I over did it with the bongs Tunny?
I guess the danger is whether the length of the bong might end up setting off two different chants at the same time which might spoil the effect somewhat.

 

[blade too long]

Im sat here waiting for the weather report

 

[Tunstall Fred]

You don't think I over did it with the bongs Tunny?
I guess the danger is whether the length of the bong might end up setting off two different chants at the same time which might spoil the effect somewhat.

Im sure Lennon and McCartney had similar worries about their songs and George Martin soothed their nerves,let me be your George Martin,its fine as it is,worry ye not

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Sorry mate, no can do.
A pong might be possible though?

It already Pongs ....

 

[blade too long]

And here is the chant
brought to you by Reeta Chuckachipbutty

 

[Tunstall Fred]

And here is the chant
brought to you by Reeta Chuckachipbutty

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I got a good thing going for Mishal Husain

 

[Chief_Froley]

And coming up next, The One Show:

BLAAAAAAAAAAADES
(doodleydoodoodoodooo)
BLAAAAAAAAAAADES
(doodleydoodoodoodooo)
BLAAAAAAAAAAADES
(doodleydoodoodoodooo)
BLAAAAAAAAAAADES
(doodleydoodoodoodooodooooooooooo)
BLAAAAAAAAAAADES

 

[blade too long]

to the tune of the shipping forecast


cromarty nil sheffield united 2 force 6
dogga bank 2 sheffield united 4 brightening
fastnet 0 sheffield united 4 , promotion imminent

 

[I should coco]

To the tune of 'Brown Girl in the Ring':

Brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la
There's a brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la la
Brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum

 

[Tunstall Fred]

To the tune of 'Brown Girl in the Ring':

Brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la
There's a brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la la
Brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum

That would never get in the hit parade in a million years

 

[blade too long]

To the tune of 'Brown Girl in the Ring':

Brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la
There's a brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la la
Brown girl in the ring
Tra la la la la
She looks like a sugar in a plum
Plum plum

is that Micheal Browns daughter

 

[Bladesman]

To the theme tune from the ten o'clock news:

"We are Sheffield United supporters
And we like our team
Very much indeed.
Bong.

We have seen some rubbish players
But now we have
Some better ones
And we like them
Very much indeed
Bong.

C Chris Chrissy Wilder
Is better than a bad manager because he is a good manager
And we like him
Very much indeed
Bong.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Bong"

To be honest, I copied a bit of the last verse from another song but I think it works quite well.

You have my undivided attention.

 

[coaxingstar71]

To the theme tune from the ten o'clock news:

"We are Sheffield United supporters
And we like our team
Very much indeed.
Bong.

We have seen some rubbish players
But now we have
Some better ones
And we like them
Very much indeed
Bong.

C Chris Chrissy Wilder
Is better than a bad manager because he is a good manager
And we like him
Very much indeed
Bong.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Bong"

To be honest, I copied a bit of the last verse from another song but I think it works quite well.

Oh, that made me laugh. Nice one GCB.

 

[SwissBlade]

To the theme tune from the ten o'clock news:

"We are Sheffield United supporters
And we like our team
Very much indeed.
Bong.

We have seen some rubbish players
But now we have
Some better ones
And we like them
Very much indeed
Bong.

C Chris Chrissy Wilder
Is better than a bad manager because he is a good manager
And we like him
Very much indeed
Bong.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Bong"

To be honest, I copied a bit of the last verse from another song but I think it works quite well.

This is your best work

 

[Geordie Blade]

It needs one of those awkward bits where you try to describe a passage of play with verse. May I suggest:

We have a holding midfielder
To try to break up the opposition's moves
[Backing vocals]: Break it up, break it up, yeah
With an overlapping fullback we might even win an attacking throw-in in a dangerous area
[Backing vocals]: It's so da-a-a-angerous
A big man flicks it on
[Backing vocals]: Flick flick flick flick flick
And someone rushes in at the far post but misjudges it
[Backing vocals]: Goal kick kick kick kick
Bong

 

[BushBlade]

Blades Pineapple Apple Blades.

 

[I should coco]

Blades Pineapple Apple Blades.

To the tune of 'Hot cross buns, one a pennny, two a penny'?

I think we might have a poptastic hit parade topper on our hands here.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

To the theme tune from the ten o'clock news:

"We are Sheffield United supporters
And we like our team
Very much indeed.
Bong.

We have seen some rubbish players
But now we have
Some better ones
And we like them
Very much indeed
Bong.

C Chris Chrissy Wilder
Is better than a bad manager because he is a good manager
And we like him
Very much indeed
Bong.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Bong"

To be honest, I copied a bit of the last verse from another song but I think it works quite well.

Woah, man. I'm trippin' on all that bong, man.

 

[BushBlade]

To the tune of 'Hot cross buns, one a pennny, two a penny'?

I think we might have a poptastic hit parade topper on our hands here.

No, to the tune of Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.

 

[torridon]

Love it, only problem is when I sing it in my head it's with the voice of Trevor Mcdonald!

 

[prince albert]

To the theme tune from the ten o'clock news:

"We are Sheffield United supporters
And we like our team
Very much indeed.
Bong.

We have seen some rubbish players
But now we have
Some better ones
And we like them
Very much indeed
Bong.

C Chris Chrissy Wilder
Is better than a bad manager because he is a good manager
And we like him
Very much indeed
Bong.

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Bong"

To be honest, I copied a bit of the last verse from another song but I think it works quite well.

well i make it 4'oclock
has your clock stopped
or are you going to treat us to another 6 verses