Things they never said

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Imported from another thread where it seems to have got rather buried, here's my initial unlikely quotes from various posters here.

Broomhill Blade: "this global warming thing really worries me"
Bert: "sod it, it's only a couple of quid, who cares".
Walthamstow Blade "Life's really too short to argue about that"
Olly : "I really like to keep myself to myself"
Beighton Blade "I think typing in stndard English is so importnat"
Me: "you do what with your girlfiend? Tha's disgusting".

To which I would add:

Pinchy: "Can there really be any debate that Nick Montgomery is the best United player of the century"
Foxy: "That Tonne bloke is just shit"
Crouchy: "please stop that bad language, it really upsets me".

More please...
 



Think you've got your Presty and your Pinchy mixed up there Dazzler.

Let me add:

Jim Chim "When do the team get to Malta?"
Bladesway "Bring back Warnock"
Me "Bring back Blackwell"
Walthy "That Thatcher woman, what a bitch"
Houso "Spion Kop? Somewhere in South Africa I believe"
Mattbianco "No, I don't fancy us today"
Lenners "I understand what you're saying there and I agree"
Linz "More cabbage dear?"
 
davidpinder "Putting FACT at the end of your sentence does not make it true"
Jon Bon "It's quite clear that the 9/11 terrorist attacks, were in fact Terrorist attacks and not a mega-conspiracy cooked up by the Bush Administration", or "Common purpose is a perfectly normal leadership development training programme."
 
I could be here all day.

Dazzler "Ched? He's going down lads"
Blade too long "Promotion? Not on the cards I'm afraid"
SE10 "Sorry Walthy, that's a bit too right wing for me"
Revolution "On reflection I think selling the Kyles was a really smart move"
Pinchy "Just hoof it up Harry"
Olly "This is the last you'll hear from me on the subject"
 
Big Mart: "there's nothing I like better of a Saturday night than going down my local gay club".
 
davidpinder "Putting FACT at the end of your sentence does not make it true"
Jon Bon "It's quite clear that the 9/11 terrorist attacks, were in fact Terrorist attacks and not a mega-conspiracy cooked up by the Bush Administration", or "Common purpose is a perfectly normal leadership development training programme."
what??? where did that come from?? that was an old one.
 
Alcoblade: "No, don't swallow that....."

UTB
 
Tarquin: "I'm delirious over last night's win. After all you can only beat what's in front of you".

:-)
 
Brownie: "sorry lads, can't chat for long, I am knackered having just got back from my 3some with Walthy and Bert. I love those guys".
 
Bergen Blade : "I'm really not bothered about the intricacies of the game."

Darren : "You're absolutely spot on Walthy"

WalthamstowBlade : "I agree entirely with Darren's economic and political views"

Fiery Blade : "Wilson is the man for the job and his signings have been perfect"

Foxy / Linz : "I'm a part-timer, don't get to many games"

TarquinDelouche : "I don't believe in the idea of a lucky dump. Who does?"
 
Balham Blade: I always find I get nervous tremous if I am not at the Lane when United are at home.
 



Highbury "She wants anal? No, I couldn't possibly"
Trigger "It's only Len, I'll not bother to respond"
Mic "If only Sir Kev had sacked Colin sooner"
shorehamview "Christa? I'd rather do the dishes thanks"
Bergs "No officer, I've no idea whats happened to Ryans jock strap"
beightonblade "I say, is that any way to utilise the Queen's English?"
Pinchy "If only we could of signed Monty for another 4 years"
 
In the spirit of Maoist self-criticism 5 self reflective ones:

1. "how the fuck should I know how United did on 27th February 1982"
2. "You have to say, what with all the economic difficulties the government is facing, they are doing rather well"
3. "I really couldn't be in anything other than a monogamous relationship"
4. "There's nothing worse than people boasting about their kids' acheievements"
5. " I really don't like to mention how I grew up on a council estate".
 
6. "It would be wrong to waste lots of taxpayers money by spending hours every day on football message boards"
 
Metalblade

right I'm off down the lane where I fancy the lads to get a cracking 3-0 win but its not the winning for me it's the camaraderie with your fellow blades that gets me down the lane every fortnight
 
Ollessendro "Yeah I'd done my research and found that I was wrong. My Apologies for wasting your time"
Darren "To be honest, i'd rather not go into detail on this one and the Legal jargon really isn't my game"
Micalijo "I'm not interested in the Property side of the club"
 
beightonblade: "McWobblegob for PM"
Micalijo: "We were solid defensively with Simonsen in goal, Preston have got a bargain."
davidpinder: "I think others place far too much importance on age and experience."
Fiery Blade: "Looking at it positively....."
Bert: "Bert has decided that Bert won't type about himself in the third person in his next post."
 



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