Things they never said

[Selly]

Foxy: Er.. Linz, we're not going to the football tonight. I've got much more important things to do.

Except of course that that is exactly what did happen last night...

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Except of course that that is exactly what did happen last night...

Hence the sad, dejected face.

 

[Northyorksblade]

raul - Youtube? What the feck is Youtube?

 

[Pinchy]

bettsyblade86 - "Can someone show me how to work this 'like' button?"

 

[JohnDenver]

SwissBlade: The Kia Ceed - now that's a proper car.

 

[bettsyblade86]

bettsyblade86 - "Can someone show me how to work this 'like' button?"

Fuck! Didn't know anybody knew I existed!

 

[JohnDenver]

Fuck! Didn't know anybody knew I existed!

Damn it, I've been relying on you for my illusion of popularity.

 

[bettsyblade86]

Damn it, I've been relying on you for my illusion of popularity.

And we could OF got away with it too it wasn't for Pinchy!

 

[raul]

Damn it, I've been relying on you for my illusion of popularity.

Hang on, you called him a shirt front the other day

 

[Ollessendro]

Beighton Blade: well that makes a refreshing change

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Blade58: "I'm not one for rumours."
Micalijo: "I don't pretend to know all the facts about KM's property dealings, I would rather talk about the football."
Metalblade: "This whole renting the ground back thing is a good move, our chairman sure is a smart cookie."

 

[Bladesman]

Me: "Nick Montgomery was the best player ever to play for Sheffield United."

 

[Jon Bon]

Boo Radley - " I don't believe anything the government says. They are lying, conniving deceivers. The occupation of Afghanistan is uncalled for. Bring the troops home now!"

 

[Ollessendro]

Ollessendro: Think the 3 points are in the bag today my fellow Blades. No doubt that Wilson will get it spot on and the lads will get it right. Lagers are on me afterwards.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Foxy: I could punch that Maxime Chanot in his ugly fucking mug

 

[Ollessendro]

Brownie: I woke up this morning and decided I was going to vote Conservative. I have decided that the Tories are right and social inequality does not exist. As I do not want hard work to be punished, then I will be voting for the blues at the next election.
Swiss Blade: bring back John Terry for England captain! What a warrior. First name on my team sheet any day of the week.
Fiery Blade: really pleased with the way things went today. Cannot fault the lads and think Wilson got it spot on. Absolutely nowt to complain about and no 'buts' at all to throw in there.
Jon Bon: I've decided to cut my internet connection, as I have got bored if X-Hamster.
Darren: after all that, I think Olle was right, the league table does indeed 'lie'.

 

[Pinchy]

Ollessendro: Think the 3 points are in the bag today my fellow Blades. No doubt that Wilson will get it spot on and the lads will get it right. Lagers are on me afterwards.

Ollessendro,

Mine's a pint of Kronencarlheinartois please!

 

[blade too long]

"That bird I pulled tonight was lovely , even her adams apple was cute"