Things more exciting than the international break

[SteveBlade]

Any funeral.

Watching a baige wall just be a wall.

Standing in a queue to buy a doorstop.

Waiting for public transport whilst listening to a man repeat the word 'hedge'.

Every bowel movement anyone has ever had.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Not having an international break.

 

[I should coco]

Watching a baige wall just be a wall.

Googling 'baige' to see if it exists.

 

[I should coco]

Googling 'baige' to see if it exists.

It doesn't.

 

[SteveBlade]

Googling 'baige' to see if it exists.

I've let myself down.

It's strange how little I've typed the word beige in my life. Autocorrect didn't even take issue with 'baige', useless bastard.

 

[TJB.]

Being an administration assistant for a small energy efficiency company based in Unstone, near Dronfield.

This is my actual job.

Yes, I've been having bad thoughts recently.

 

[I should coco]

I've let myself down.

And that's another one that is more interesting than the Southgate snoozefest that passes for football:-

Telling the 'inflatable boy' joke

Telling any crap joke

Telling an inflatable boy a joke

Telling all the lads on the forum that you own an inflatable boy

"David Brooks - schoolboy looks"

Getting banned from the forum

 

[Small Mendonca]

Watching Sheffield United 2014/15-2015/16.

 

[Bayingblade]

I was going to watch the England game but then I heard it clashes with a 2 hour lecture by Nigel Adkins on the unseen work of Dean Hammond at Sheffield United.

Tough one but good old Nige gets the nod

 

[Westran]

Spending the entire weekend doing whatever your other half tells you you're doing because there's no football to get in the way of her plans

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Fixing an electric shower.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Fixing an electric shower.

Being a full time likes whore.....

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Being a full time likes whore.....

 

[georgebernardshaw]

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[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Spending the entire weekend doing whatever your other half tells you you're doing because there's no football to get in the way of her plans

How does she know there's no football on?
Think you've missed a trick there...
For all she could have know, the Blades are playing away at some London based team, so you'll need to be getting out the house nice & early, and can be expected back sometime around 10pm slightly inebriated

 

[TJB.]

Spending the entire weekend doing whatever your other half tells you you're doing because there's no football to get in the way of her plans

There's loads of football on.

Barnet v Coventry at 12:15
Morecambe v Crawley starts at 15:00
Then Faroe Islands v Latvia at 17:00
And of course it's then Cyprus v Greece at 19:45

Unmissable stuff.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Listening to the Hillsboro stadium announcer tell the pig fans over and over again that they cannot leave the south stand via the Leppings Lane exit.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Having a Hutchence style danger wank.

 

[stringjunior]

Reading threads about being bored by the international break

 

[Tyler Durden]

Scrolling through Facebook and seeing scruffy ex-schoolmates post pictures of their mediocre kids with the caption "My world" written above them.

Reading 'Which Squad Should We Play On Saturday?' threads on here.

Any conversation with a taxi driver.

Thinking you needed to sneeze but it's gone now.

Songs Of Praise

Opening a box of Miniature Heroes and there's only Eclairs left.

Ed Sheeran actually no that's going too far

Stockport train station

 

[northsomersetblade]

And that's another one that is more interesting than the Southgate snoozefest that passes for football:-

Telling the 'inflatable boy' joke

Telling any crap joke

Telling an inflatable boy a joke

Telling all the lads on the forum that you own an inflatable boy

"David Brooks - schoolboy looks"

Getting banned from the forum

Is there something you want to tell us ISC? We are your friends here

 

[Fanny magnet]

Sandpaper wanks

 

[Ricky]

Wanker posts

 

[McGrath]

I'd like to say reading the Rumour Mill threads on Ryan Leonard and Sam Morsi in their entirety... but actually I think I prefer the International Break to that

 

[Northyorksblade]

This has got me wondering what I am actually going to be doing Saturday. No, haven't got a clue, but it's going to be boring.

 

[TJB.]

How ironic that the international break itself is more exciting than watching England play.

 

[Bladepicker]

Is there something you want to tell us ISC?

The inflatable boy joke?

 

[Bladepicker]

Northyorksblade haven't one of the Harrogate teams got a game?

I was going to watch Belper Town play Alvechurch in the FA Trophy but seen today Notts County v Forest Green is only a tenner, with free entry for kids so going there. Plus Forest Green are the only current league side I've never seen play in the flesh.

 

[Silent Blade]

Woodwardfan playing "yah!boo!"games

 

[loyalblade95]

watching that and thinking why didn't i turn it off after first half, that was crap, if wilder was manager and he saw that he'd spend most of the interview saying how it wasn't anywhere near good enough and we were fortunate to get the win