Things more exciting than the international break

[Barney]

Listening to the Hillsboro stadium announcer tell the pig fans over and over again that they cannot leave the south stand via the Leppings Lane exit.

I've been sleep talking about the importance of leaving the stadium via penistone road or the bridge every night since.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Talk about grinding yer tits,she did and more.

 

[I should coco]

The inflatable boy joke?

You asked for it....

There was an inflatable boy, and he goes to an inflatable school. While there, he finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.

The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatable school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.

A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.

Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:

"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."

Definitely a 'joke' for an international break.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Northyorksblade haven't one of the Harrogate teams got a game?

I was going to watch Belper Town play Alvechurch in the FA Trophy but seen today Notts County v Forest Green is only a tenner, with free entry for kids so going there. Plus Forest Green are the only current league side I've never seen play in the flesh.

Harrogate Town and Harrogate Railway are away. Sunday Harrogate Railway ladies play Swallownest ladies No, can't be arsed. Football free weekend it is then.

 

[BigBed]

An in growing hair on my ball sack and what's in the fluff I just got out of my belly button.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

This thread. Just.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Being an administration assistant for a small energy efficiency company based in Unstone, near Dronfield.

This is my actual job.

Yes, I've been having bad thoughts recently.

What you want to do instead then? Go do it mate!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

What you want to do instead then? Go do it mate!

He wants to move up in life - and be an administrative assistant for a medium sized energy efficiency company, based in Apperknowle, near Dronfield.(Is it a he or a she btw? You can never be sure y'know).

 

[TJB.]

What you want to do instead then? Go do it mate!

It's not really too bad. I'm just very aware how boring it sounds on paper and I wanted to make a funny

 

[speedymcgeady]

It doesn't.

Paul Baige does.....a legend round the old Magnet pub at Southey.

 

[I should coco]

a legend round the old Magnet pub at Southey.

The Maggot?

 

[speedymcgeady]

The Maggot?

You knew him too.....