Things I'd like to see abolished next season...

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

There's only one for me:

The award of a free kick for pathetic diving and falling to the floor the moment a player is touched while shielding the ball.

Some of it is disgusting and so blatantly obvious but the ref gives it anyway. It never used to be like this and it wouldn't be difficult to revert back.

God knows what the egg chasers think of it when they see it happening.

I would add to that the ridiculous patting of the ground. Are they teaching it on coaching courses and then in the clubs ?

 

[bromtom]

Especial when G-Sync gives them his own special nickname; Duff, Bill, Couttsy. Hope Henderson never gets subbed - Hendersonny

Place your bets now on how many relish related puns Garysy Sinclairsy will get in during the Swansea game.

I'm going 6.

"and let's give a big Bramall Lane welcome to Dean Henderson, relish it Dean(sy?)"

"Did we all see that great kick from Deansy Hendersonsy to set up Clarkey, you can tell he condiment it."

"I'd put him on my chips"

Etc

 

[Snowman]

Cunts being allowed entry to the ground 20 minutes late and fucking things up for the rest of us because they simply had to have one more pint at 2:55pm.

Cunts being allowed to block my view because the dozy bastards got up to leave before the whistle then decide to loiter around instead. Gormless pricks.

Bit early for that sort of anger Bash. You have issues!!! I can tell. It's like looking in a mirror.

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Players being allowed to get away with taking throw ins from wherever they want.. Referees allowing throw ins when it was actually a fowl throw.
Apart from when we do it of course.
SYP making fans walk all the way through St Mary’s church yard before allowing them to meet up with away fans
when they could simply let them get home the quick way as normal.

 

[Snowman]

Referees. Let the fans make decisions with an app on a mobile.

 

[grafikhaus]

Pretty much been covered already.

Teams running out seperately so fans can be more 'tribal'.
Sinclair shutting the fuck up. I only get to see/chat to plenty of people who sit around me on match days. It's be nice to have a chat without Sinclair's favourite music blaring out.
Pre-match 'entertainment' is not necessary, whether it's kids taking penalties, the ubiquitous 'minutes silence/applause' for people who nobody really cares about. Virtue-signalling pure and simple.
Copyright allowing, highlights ofprevious matches on the big screen.

 

[bromtom]

How about that "Blast from the past" segment before the game that sounds like Bramall Lane is taking mortar fire?

That can fuck right off for me.

I mean, nowt wrong with the idea but the execution is shite.

 

[flashinblade1889]

Cunts being allowed entry to the ground 20 minutes late and fucking things up for the rest of us because they simply had to have one more pint at 2:55pm.

Cunts being allowed to block my view because the dozy bastards got up to leave before the whistle then decide to loiter around instead. Gormless pricks.

I must get to the ground on time next season..........

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Players being allowed to get away with taking throw ins from wherever they want.. Referees allowing throw ins when it was actually a fowl throw.

Totally agree mate, though tbh it's a while since I saw any of the players lob a chicken onto the pitch...

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Don’t forget we’re getting digital advertising boards around the pitch this season. I think I might want to abolish them in future as well.

 

[Golden Gordon]

The 'Huddle' before kick off, what the fuck is that all about?
What do they have to talk about in there that hasn't already been said before they came out?
We never used to huddle, I'm sure it hasn't made any difference to our results, I hate huddling.
Shove yer 'uddling up yer fuckin' arse please!

 

[mattbianco1]

Our new home kit

 

[cahill]

On that last point, why do some opposing players run up to the crowd when they score and give it that "silent" pose with finger on lips? Nobody said owt did they?

Agree. But Billy also does it to them, which is ok by me.

 

[cahill]

Players who turn their back to point to their name after scoring. Ego maniacs

 

[cahill]

Place your bets now on how many relish related puns Garysy Sinclairsy will get in during the Swansea game.

I'm going 6.

"and let's give a big Bramall Lane welcome to Dean Henderson, relish it Dean(sy?)"

"Did we all see that great kick from Deansy Hendersonsy to set up Clarkey, you can tell he condiment it."

"I'd put him on my chips"

Etc

God help us

 

[McGrath]

1. The Premier League
2. Foreign owners
3. Parachute payments
4. Players agents
5. Current academy structure
6. FA management structure
7. Weakened teams in the FA Cup

 

[blade.i.am]

1. The Premier League
2. Foreign owners
3. Parachute payments
4. Players agents
5. Current academy structure
6. FA management structure
7. Weakened teams in the FA Cup

If you got rid of 2,3 & 4, 1 would probably be a lot better

 

[McGrath]

If you got rid of 2,3 & 4, 1 would probably be a lot better

The Premier League is the worst thing that has ever happened to English football in my opinion. It's greedy and only serves itself (despite the crumbs from the table it occasionally chucks down to the rest ofnthe game); get rid now.

 

[blade.i.am]

The Premier League is the worst thing that has ever happened to English football in my opinion. It's greedy and only serves itself (despite the crumbs from the table it occasionally chucks down to the rest ofnthe game); get rid now.

Hard to argue with you. What I'm probably arguing for is the old first division.

 

[FTPE]

Hillsborough.
Death trap and eyesore.

Sorry, I thought the title said "demolished"

 

[Hartley Hare]

Chicken.

HH

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I would like to see losing abolished next season.

 

[100% part time blade]

Defenders being allowed to block an attacker getting to a slowly rolling ball so that it goes out for a goal kick. Just makes it less entertaining, and rules should be changed so it can be deemed as obstruction (let’s say if defenders haven’t touched it, they’re not really in control of it, so they shouldn’t be able to stick out their arms, legs, backside and anything else to push away attackers trying to get to it - they can shield it IF they’re genuinely attempting to play it). The best rule change ever was getting rid of the back pass; this would be in a similar vein (although admittedly it wouldn’t be as big a deal).

 

[bromtom]

Referees discretion should be abolished when it comes to certain shitty things that footballers do.

If you obviously dive, yellow card, done.

If you're a goalkeeper and it takes you longer than 15 seconds to get a ball and take a goal kick, yellow card, done.

Also I'll echo what I've read about throw ins, get the pissing linesman to stand where it was or something, or hold their flag out if they're on the other side, it's getting ridiculous.

 

[Jehovah]

Our home kit

 

[Steve Mackan]

Place your bets now on how many relish related puns Garysy Sinclairsy will get in during the Swansea game.

I'm going 6.

"and let's give a big Bramall Lane welcome to Dean Henderson, relish it Dean(sy?)"

"Did we all see that great kick from Deansy Hendersonsy to set up Clarkey, you can tell he condiment it."

"I'd put him on my chips"

Etc

I'm going home at Sharpsypoo

 

[coaxingstar71]

That God awful ''music" thats played during countdown to kick off, you know the shit one with no words.

 

[Bladesman]

That God awful ''music" thats played during countdown to kick off, you know the shit one with no words.

Turn the speakers up and put it on loop.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Turn the speakers up and put it on loop.

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thehet]

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