There is a whiff in the air

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Time for a return of this Kop classic?

"I hear the sound of distant bums...over there...over there...
And does it smell? Like f*****g hell! Over there! Over there!"

Back in the 60s at De La Salle, there was a lad called Pete Diston.

Our version for him was,

"I hear the sound, of Diston's bum...."

I think he was a Wendy

 

[Canford Cliff]

I let one go in the lift at the Toronto CN tower.

That was wrong on so many levels....

 

[Silent Blade]

Why do farts smell?

For benefit of the deaf

 

[skyjam]

He who hid it, did it.....

Edit: Nowt to do with football, but I was most satisfied with a fart that I left in a revolving door at ICI Fibres at Harrogate. I stood outside for a few minutes watching the mayhem in the reception area, and was particularly pleased to see one of the receptionists hunting for an air freshener, the badge of complete success.

magic our Morris

 

[Pierre's PC]

Come on lads...Mirrors and stuff

 

[ElephantBlade]

The one who said the rhyme, did the crime

Ah crap. TomJonesBlade beat me to that

I'll sing a verse from the diarrhoea song instead...

It comes out ya bum like a bullet from a gun, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

I was sitting on the bog and it leapt out like a frog was one of the lines when I was a kid. Leapt out, like a frog.

Why do farts smell?

For benefit of the deaf

also, why do farts smell worse in the bath?

 

[Silent Blade]

also, why do farts smell worse in the bath?

Not to me!

 

[ElephantBlade]

Not to me!

Maybe I’m doing something wrong.

 

[Silent Blade]

Maybe I’m doing something wrong.

Looks like you are one of the few whose farts smell more in the bath?

 

[ElephantBlade]

Looks like you are one of the few whose farts smell more in the bath?

I don’t even know who I am any more man. Legit thought this was a thing