The Table!

[cahill]

All this sexual innuendo!! I have to say it's that long since I had sex, I 've forgotten who ties who up first!!

Or which light in the car to leave on

 

[Aston max]

All this sexual innuendo!! I have to say it's that long since I had sex, I 've forgotten who ties who up first!!

Spent a lot of time in Amsterdam then ??

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Is it possible to buy a League One table body pillow? Asking for a friend.

RolloBlades mate sells them.
Delivers and installs as well.

 

[Sean Thornton]

RolloBlades mate sells them.
Delivers and installs as well.

Doesn't he do a nice line in glass topped tables as well? For the more "adventurous" pervert?

 

[elgoog44]

All this sexual innuendo!! I have to say it's that long since I had sex, I 've forgotten who ties who up first!!

Never tie them up just use the chloroform, then once you are done dig the shallow gra..... I mean yep league table looks good.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Last time we had sex my missus imposed a points deduction

Mine's not too keen on me "scoring away from home".

 

[cahill]

I've changed my name by deed poll to "division one league table April 2017" my wife says I'm a daft twat but my grand kids think it's funny.

The tattoo on my throbbing gristle's not looking too good though