The Table!

[georgebernardshaw]

Has anyone been subbed yet?

...not knowingly.

 

[Blade56]

I think we're up as long as we don't lose.

Shut the f*** up

 

[CopenhagenBlade]

What and poke a hole in Coventry?

Think you're doing something wrong if it is a full length table ...., try around the Rochdale region

 

[RammyBlade]

I masturbate to the league table.

How often ?

 

[DifferentClass]

How often ?

Three times daily

 

[sheffielder]

who checked last? Are we still top?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

As I spend most of the day working on a computer, I can't help but keep one screen open with the league table showing. The distraction is slightly impacting my productivity, but it just makes such fookin' delightful viewing.
I also have two quick- links to the league table on my phone. I'm wondering if this is considered normal or is it something that may require treatment?

Explains why you're morbidly obese with massive tits and a face like a slapped arse.
Get on a diet,have plastic surgery and keep the fuck off that sunbed.

 

[TBW57]

Think you're doing something wrong if it is a full length table ...., try around the Rochdale region

I'm sure there's a Scunthorpe joke in there somewhere but I'll leave that to our younger readers. I'm just off to get a mug of cocoa and put my pyjamas on ready for bed.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Last season my wife walked in while I was looking at the table so I quickly turned it over to midget porn

I tend to watch that in the small hours.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Explains why you're morbidly obese with massive tits and a face like a slapped arse.
Get on a diet,have plastic surgery and keep the fuck off that sunbed.

Some people like my tits..

 

[cahill]

I've changed my name by deed poll to "division one league table April 2017" my wife says I'm a daft twat but my grand kids think it's funny.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Some people like my tits..

Then they,like you,need help.
Immediately.

 

[Bladepicker]

What and poke a hole in Coventry?

Think you're doing something wrong if it is a full length table ...., try around the Rochdale region

Nah.

Coventry are at the bottom

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

I'm looking at the table from a sideways angle and I must say I like the look of the Bristol area, quite a firm rounded position looking upwards rather than sagging!

Might have a pair of Bristols to look at next season, that will be a mouthwatering matching pair to see clash together!

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'm looking at the table from a sideways angle and I must say I like the look of the Bristol area, quite a firm rounded position looking upwards rather than sagging!

Might have a pair of Bristols to look at next season, that will be a mouthwatering matching pair to see clash together!

Never a dull moment with the Bristols, always going up and down.

Gonna be a mouthwatering encounter when you put them together.

.............tits.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

We win then it doesn't matter what Fleetwood do.
We draw then we just need Fleetwood to not win.
We lose then we need Fleetwood to lose.

Hope that helps

Put simply we need to match Fleetwood's result.

 

[Dkc]

Put even simpler, if we win and Fleetwood lose, we're up. But if we lose and Fleetwood win, we aren't. If Fleetwood draw and we lose, we also aren't. If we draw and Fleetwood lose, we are. If we both draw, we aren't. If we both win, we are.

 

[Dkc]

Is it possible to buy a League One Table duvet cover?

 

[djbaldken]

All this sexual innuendo!! I have to say it's that long since I had sex, I 've forgotten who ties who up first!!

 

[DifferentClass]

Is it possible to buy a League One Table duvet cover?

Is it possible to buy a League One table body pillow? Asking for a friend.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

Put even simpler, if we win and Fleetwood lose, we're up. But if we lose and Fleetwood win, we aren't. If Fleetwood draw and we lose, we also aren't. If we draw and Fleetwood lose, we are. If we both draw, we aren't. If we both win, we are.

Incorrect.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Put even simpler, if we win and Fleetwood lose, we're up. But if we lose and Fleetwood win, we aren't. If Fleetwood draw and we lose, we also aren't. If we draw and Fleetwood lose, we are. If we both draw, we aren't. If we both win, we are.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Is it possible to buy a League One table body pillow? Asking for a friend.

I'll have a look in the bedding section at work tomorrow

I know theres a Bolton neck pillow...extra firm with extra support for the neck when youre turning your head up to the sky to watch hoofball!

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

Some people like my tits..

I always wanted tits when I was a younger chap. Thought it would be the best of both worlds, having a todger and a pair of decent whammers to keep myself amused on the long, cold, dreary winter evenings. Now I'm in my 50's and have clapped a few pounds on, I have the bazooms I always wanted. They aren't great I must admit, a bit like a 15 year old girls but hey, if they're good enough for Gary Glitter they'll do for me

 

[Jonboy60]

Nah.

Coventry are at the bottom

Talking of bottoms, if you put it in the wrong hole, is that classed as off- side.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Talking of bottoms, if you put it in the wrong hole, is that classed as off- side.

Only if there's a flag waving..

 

[shorehamview]

Fucking hell, how long is his chalk?

 

[dingledog]

Fucking hell, how long is his chalk?

Slightly shorter than my dick!!!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I always wanted tits when I was a younger chap. Thought it would be the best of both worlds, having a todger and a pair of decent whammers to keep myself amused on the long, cold, dreary winter evenings. Now I'm in my 50's and have clapped a few pounds on, I have the bazooms I always wanted. They aren't great I must admit, a bit like a 15 year old girls but hey, if they're good enough for Gary Glitter they'll do for me

There is so much wrong with that post!!

 

[Aston max]

Last time we had sex my missus imposed a points deduction

Last time I had the leg over we were in the premiership