The Table!

[Pittsburg Blade]

As I spend most of the day working on a computer, I can't help but keep one screen open with the league table showing. The distraction is slightly impacting my productivity, but it just makes such fookin' delightful viewing.
I also have two quick- links to the league table on my phone. I'm wondering if this is considered normal or is it something that may require treatment?

 

[Borbokisfreekick]

As I spend most of the day working on a computer, I can't help but keep one screen open with the league table showing. The distraction is slightly impacting my productivity, but it just makes such fookin' delightful viewing.
I also have two quick- links to the league table on my phone. I'm wondering if this is considered normal or is it something that may require treatment?

I'm with you, was just looking at it for the 5th time today before looking on here!

 

[DifferentClass]

I masturbate to the league table.

 

[sheffielder]

Let's just simplify this so you can give the beeb website a rest till Saturday.

Plan A - Beat Northampton and we are promoted.
Pan B - If we lose or draw and Fleetwood don't win at Oldham we are promoted.

One game week at a time

but yes I look at it constantly

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

I'm with you, was just looking at it for the 5th time today before looking on here!

Glad I'm not alone....

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

I masturbate to the league table.

I guess this only fell under the BDSM/Fetish category when we were bottom..

 

[BLADES1988]

I make my girlfriend dress up as the league table when we have sex

 

[Tyler Durden]

I make my girlfriend dress up as the league table when we have sex

"Ooh, yeah that's it, now tell me your goal difference"

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

I make my girlfriend dress up as the league table when we have sex

What and poke a hole in Coventry?

 

[TBW57]

I make my girlfriend dress up as the league table when we have sex

Last time we had sex my missus imposed a points deduction

 

[sheffielder]

"Ooh, yeah that's it, now tell me your goal difference"

I am now going to look at the goal difference between us and Bolton on the Beeb.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Last time we had sex my missus imposed a points deduction

Last time I had sex I think it was still 2 points for a win

 

[sheffielder]

Last time I had sex I think it was still 2 points for a win

Not as bad as that, however your last time was with your other personality.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Not as bad as that, however your last time was with your other personality.

We called it Project Mayhem.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Last time we had sex my missus imposed a points deduction

I know the feeling mate.
I asked Mrs Greasy if she fancied a quickie recently to which she replied, "As opposed to what?"

 

[TBW57]

I know the feeling mate.
I asked Mrs Greasy if she fancied a quickie recently to which she replied, "As opposed to what?"

Have you tried the Magnus Magnusson method, GCB?

I've started so I'll finish.

 

[bladesince64]

Last time i had sex my missus ripped up my cup final tickets.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I know the feeling mate.
I asked Mrs Greasy if she fancied a quickie recently to which she replied, "As opposed to what?"

I imagine that if she's called Mrs Greasy then lubrication isn't an issue. That's where your problem lies.

 

[Dec]

Let's just simplify this so you can give the beeb website a rest till Saturday.

Plan A - Beat Northampton and we are promoted.
Pan B - If we lose or draw and Fleetwood don't win at Oldham we are promoted.

One game week at a time

but yes I look at it constantly

Fleetwood would have to lose if we lost. If they drew and we lost they'd be 12 points behind with 4 to play.

 

[Ricky]

Fleetwood are away at Oldham btw.

Does anyone think they'll win there?

I think we're up as long as we don't lose.

 

[sheffielder]

Fleetwood would have to lose if we lost. If they drew and we lost they'd be 12 points behind with 4 to play.

Oh good catch. So we need a draw and a Fleetwood draw or loss

 

[Dec]

Oh good catch. So we need a draw and a Fleetwood draw or loss

We win then it doesn't matter what Fleetwood do.
We draw then we just need Fleetwood to not win.
We lose then we need Fleetwood to lose.

Hope that helps

 

[snootyfenooty]

I make my girlfriend dress up as the league table when we have sex

I usually score in the first minute

 

[sheffielder]

We win then it doesn't matter what Fleetwood do.
We draw then we just need Fleetwood to not win.
We lose then we need Fleetwood to lose.

Hope that helps

Love your work. Let's hope we just stick to Plan A

 

[SwissBlade]

To paraphrase another poster, I havent looked at the table all season but i know were top and i know exactly how many points we have, goals scored and precisely the distance between us and every other team in the Division... or every league in the world... or anything about any league ever... I just haven't looked

 

[Punk Blade]

Basically if we match Fleetwood's result, we are up.

 

[Scallywell]

I masturbate to the league table.

Wow at third division football?

 

[cjx blade]

Last season my wife walked in while I was looking at the table so I quickly turned it over to midget porn.
Was a close call but I got away with it.

 

[silverfox]

Has anyone been subbed yet?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

I tried it with my wife, but the ranch dressing went everywhere