The Season in Limerick

[Highbury_Blade]

It's been a shit season for the blades,
players swanning round without a clue.
shit display, after shit display,
could not be saved,
not even by a TarquinDelouche lucky poo.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

there once was a team from the lane
who played like shit every game
til the end of the season
without rhyme or reason
they went on to wembley acclaim!

(well you never feckin know i suppose...)

 

[torridon]

Mr Wilson said in August what it took
To win the league was a sprinkling of luck
We should really have pissed it
But the top prize we missed it
With a team playing like they couldn't give a fuck

 

[JJ Sefton]

There once was a team called United,
They were fucking shit,
Splash

 

[BladeFisher]

The Blades are a Steel city team
O’er Wednesday they reigned once supreme
A play off record so poor
Away goals couldn’t score
And Wembley a nightmare type dream

 

[2ndtenorblade]

i first went to games with mi dad
he said it's a bit of a fad
it'll fade in a hurry
he'd not reckoned on Currie
now it's just fucking sad

 

[Jehovah]

Last seasons disaster was uncanny
as Ched fucked us up with a fanny
This seasons been wank
we have no one to thank
And Doyle can fuck off, what a piece, go on fuck off.

 

[blade too long]

we started with Danny as boss
who got elbowed after another home loss
now the balls in morgans court ,
our striking options j forte
to be honest , I dont give a toss

 

[blade too long]

we are in the play offs, woohoo
but our record in that is quite poo
we enter them with fear
wembley tickets are reet dear
dont think Ill bother , will you

 

[BladeFisher]

Last seasons disaster was uncanny
as Ched fucked us up with a fanny
This seasons been wank
we have no one to thank
And Doyle can fuck off, what a piece, go on fuck off.

Last seasons disaster was uncanny
as Ched fucked us up with a fanny
This season's been wank
we have no one to thank
And now we're playing worse than your granny

 

[blade too long]

Last seasons disaster was uncanny
as Ched fucked us up with a fanny
This seasons been wank
we have no one to thank
And Doyle can fuck off, what a piece, go on fuck off.

doesnt scan, fanny - off, must try harder

 

[blade too long]

blades are in the play off hunt
are they worth a sly little punt
think Ill back us to have won
Ill even put on a ton
but it might make me look like a ,

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Jut realised that my verse wasn't actually a limerick at all.

POETRY FAIL