The Prince Speaks (possibly)

[west_yorks_blade]

I think it’s a reply to a Millwall fan who was giving it large and translated from Arabic to Cockney says

‘Are you facking mugging me off you facking cant?’

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

“Underwater banana crawls backwards to Turkey we hear”

 

[Harrisblade]

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You've got to feel sorry for whoever's in the next seat!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

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Is it a Jaguar?

No, it's a Mitsubishi Shogun I think.