The Official 26/27 Bedwetting Thread

[ckpe147]

Right, last summer i was labelled a "bedwetter" for suggesting our business was crap, and looking likely to be crap, as we'd signed Bindon and Barry on loan at this stage last year

Roll on 12 months, we've had a shite season, manager change, winding up orders, and now, im officially wetting the bed again when it comes to transfers. I can see the next player we have coming through the door being another loan, finished off with Matondo being our only permanent, be it on a 12 month contract....
Concerned is an understatement.

Do we have bids in for players? Why are those who are able to interview our manager not asking the pertinent questions??

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Bedwetter

 

[calcalcal]

Id say my bed is damp and sweaty but not yet fully saturated with urine
Under selles we were worse than the pigs. Lower end league 1 levels at best. It was scary. We had every right to damage our bedsheets
I am neither here nor there atm but the lack of activity is par for the course for us

 

[Champagneblade]

Applied the incontinence sheets a couple of weeks back and will keep my powder dry as much as possible until the window closes.

Then I’ll probably shit the bed

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Bed, you're lucky, I've got stone floor for my bed.....

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Weerz Tony_Kaufman

 

[Uganda Blade]

Bed, you're lucky, I've got stone floor for my bed.....

Stone floor? I can only dream of such luxury.

 

[247Blade]

Another day ... stagnation at BL .... the apathy .... must be scripting next set of lies ... bedwetting NO, abought time the club woke up!

 

[Macfarlane21]

There's no bed like a wet bed...

 

[stringjunior]

Stone floor? I can only dream of such luxury.

You have power and/or an internet connection for about 4.5 minutes a day and decided to spend some of that time referencing a Monty Python sketch from the 70s. Bravo sir. Bravo.

 

[Bell4]

Applied the incontinence sheets a couple of weeks back and will keep my powder dry as much as possible until the window closes.

Then I’ll probably shit the bed

I am always wearing a senior citizen’s disposable (yet discreet) nappy just in case anyone I come into contact with ever mentions anything remotely about United .

Nick Jansky changes it for me every three days ,under local anaesthetic - he enjoys it

 

[Aston max]

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

In my case it's an actual medical condition. I'm special!

 

[Keen Blade]

Bed, you're lucky, I've got stone floor for my bed.....

There were 14 of us living in an old teacup in t'middle o' roard

 

[Keen Blade]

You have power and/or an internet connection for about 4.5 minutes a day and decided to spend some of that time referencing a Monty Python sketch from the 70s. Bravo sir. Bravo.

Class is permanent

 

[Keen Blade]

I am always wearing a senior citizen’s disposable (yet discreet) nappy just in case anyone I come into contact with ever mentions anything remotely about United .

Nick Jansky changes it for me every three days ,under local anaesthetic - he enjoys it

But how full is it after 3 days ?

 

[derfblade.3]

Right, last summer i was labelled a "bedwetter" for suggesting our business was crap, and looking likely to be crap, as we'd signed Bindon and Barry on loan at this stage last year

Roll on 12 months, we've had a shite season, manager change, winding up orders, and now, im officially wetting the bed again when it comes to transfers. I can see the next player we have coming through the door being another loan, finished off with Matondo being our only permanent, be it on a 12 month contract....
Concerned is an understatement.

Do we have bids in for players? Why are those who are able to interview our manager not asking the pertinent questions??

winding up orders,

We have not had any winding up orders. The guys on the board had a winding up petition thrown at them by the Prince. Totally different.

 

[Nick Jansky]

But how full is it after 3 days ?

You really don't want to know.

 

[Badger Blade]

If Harry Clarke comes back, I'm putting the plastic sheet on

 

[SBSP]

Not quite the the bedwetting scale, but on the excitement scale for the upcoming season I'm on around 20%.

Does that count as a wet bed?

 

[brownblade]

I'm not one to overreact, but I vote that we all boycott the club and gather every penny we save, collectively, to form a new club. Tear anything valuable off Bramall Lane and sell it.

 

[Bell4]

But how full is it after 3 days ?

Depends who I’m talking too

If it’s Upton Blade it’s seeping

 

[elgoog44]

Just checking for a Friend, is it still bed wetting if its a man nappy and Mistress von leather clad whips me... i mean them, is that still classed? again asked purely for a friend.....

 

[Tarqs]

I was very much against renewing my season ticket, but as per usual, I did on the final day just cos....

I really wished I hadn't though. Nothing changes at united, it's in our DNA no matter who owns us and who's the manager. No cash, scrimping, last minute scrambles for loans and stuff.

We are the very definition of tinpot at times.

 

[Æthelstan]

I was very much against renewing my season ticket, but as per usual, I did on the final day just cos....

I really wished I hadn't though. Nothing changes at united, it's in our DNA no matter who owns us and who's the manager. No cash, scrimping, last minute scrambles for loans and stuff.

We are the very definition of tinpot at times.

Spending your money in a rash decision on the final day is the most United thing you could have done.

I'm proud of you.

 

[KMC-1889]

Does bedwetting come before or after shoes off in the car park?

Do we take our shoes off when the moisture seeps down far enough to wet them?

 

[Davalon]

I'm very much in wait and see mode and without something woeful happening, will probably remain so for a few weeks yet.

However, like any good scout, being prepared is key and the Blades barometer is pointing more towards stormy than sunny periods so incontinence pads and plastic sheeting are easily accessible from under the bed.

 

[Æthelstan]

After some thought, I think I'll stay dry for now.

I think the team is good enough to firmly finish in mid table, which is boring and lacking ambition, but nothing to be changing the bed over.

 

[SUFC1998]

think we’re waiting for more to leave as that squad is still big bet there will be a lot playing against Hallam tomorrow

 

[blade67]

Right, last summer i was labelled a "bedwetter" for suggesting our business was crap, and looking likely to be crap, as we'd signed Bindon and Barry on loan at this stage last year

Roll on 12 months, we've had a shite season, manager change, winding up orders, and now, im officially wetting the bed again when it comes to transfers. I can see the next player we have coming through the door being another loan, finished off with Matondo being our only permanent, be it on a 12 month contract....
Concerned is an understatement.

Do we have bids in for players? Why are those who are able to interview our manager not asking the pertinent questions??

I'm normally pretty optimistic but I already regret renewing my season ticket to be honest.

Looking forward to a pint or two in the pub, but the 23 home games already feels like a chore awaiting me.

Wilder has a right jon on his hands trying to turn this squad into a competitive unit