The line of stewards on the pitch at the end.....

[sufcboy95]

The stewards on the kop are a joke. Especially the little red haired goblin on gangway C. Chasing people down stairs because they don’t want to show their ticket for the 10th time

 

[Weasel]

It's Bianca for me, unfortunately Sky never sees fit to put her on our matches.

Sky TV is something something.

Agree with that. Michelle looks a lovely pretty lass but too much of the girl next door type. She probably married her childhood sweetheart. Now Bianca has that mischievous look about her. She looks like she could suck the Thames dry. In short, I'd probably marry Michelle but I'd have a lot more fun pulling my back out with rigorous physical exercise with Dirty B. Anyway DB only seems to cover southern/London based games and her southern/London accent would grate after a bit. You'd be forced to help her keep her gob full with something...

 

[Weasel]

Of course, with her being a West Ham fan I would need to educate her about the pitfalls of cheating and her thoughts on the Carlos Tevez affair

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

She did venture up to Rochdale once. For that 3-3, I was stood near her. At one point she asked me which of ours had just been booked..... "James Hanson", I whispered gently in her ear

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Yeah, my son who is 39 got searched and even emptied his pockets, this is going on the kop, he gets searched a lot, maybe its because he's 6'4 and an ex doorman The last time they searched him he said they touched his Todger by mistake, or was it

 

[Sean Thornton]

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You can tell the players are thinking 'WTF?' as well...

For some reason they aren't allowed within 40 yards of their rabid, ferocious supporters who are clearly baying for blood and eager to tear them apart to punish them for winning 4-1

Rubbish. They’re only yards from John Street…….

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

WTF?!

One of the most bizarre and embarrassing post match spectacles I've ever seen

Who's put them up to it? What is their objective? Are they guarding against the possibility of the impossible pitch invasion ?

Seems part of a concerted effort to suck every last little bit of joy out of football that they possibly can

At first I thought they were training cones for an Iliman dribbling master class but probably in training for our double winning celebrations.

 

[CrookesBlade]

 

[Sean Thornton]

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That’s the Shoutbox Royalty rehearsing their annual show . This year it’s Guys and blow up dolls……..