The gap in the eyes of the deluded

[Davalon]

Embarrassing is when you’ve had your pants pulled down on a busy train and you’ve got a nob the size of the pigs budget for next season, now where’s that gap?

Is this from experience?

 

[wizadry]

Is this from experience?

 

[Liverpool blade]

I’d be worried about a Wendy poking around in your brain mate.
Just look for warning signs, like wanting to wear blue and white clothes, having delusions of grandeur or getting a taste for truffles.

Absolutely no worries on that score!!. if ever I start showing signs like that?. My missus has strict instructions that she can kill me!!.
She said to my surgeon before the op that the words SHEFFIELD UNITED are imprinted on my brain!. He confirmed this!!.
The piggy is only part of the after care team when I have follow up appointments. UTB

 

[Houston_Blade]

I don't have any piggies as friends.
I only know one pig fan and he was a member of my neurosurgery team. He's a sound bloke.

McNulty? He came across as someone who should be a neuro surgeon.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Gap minding """"""banter"""""" is literally the lowest hanging fruit of football fandom.

"OOOhhhh WE FINIZH SEASON AHED OF U!!!!1111"
*12 months later*
"UUU WUZ SAYING!!!!!!!!!! XDD"

It's almost as if football clubs can have a good season followed by a slightly less good one in which their closest rivals outperform them.

In a "normal" world you are correct. But for a city whose clubs are shite and in a permanent state of crisis it's the only thing that generates any interest and enjoyment. It would be terminally boring for either club if Sheffield was a one-club city.

 

[The Crab]

They are actually celebrating the fact they have a better record than us since February! You seriously couldn’t make it up!

Bit like me celebrating my weight loss because I curled one out this morning.

Means absolutely fuck alll.

 

[The Crab]

They are desperate for some success. I had to remind 1 that season is over 46 games & that we took 4 pts off you

Not suprising, most of them have to be reminded to have a shower every few months.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I only know one pig fan and he was a member of my neurosurgery team.

Let me guess - he was the anaesthetist, right?

 

[grafikhaus]

I don't have any piggies as friends.

Good lad! I see one most Sunday's in the pub and - football-wise - he's an utter cunt. Never stops slagging United off but then lies about 'I like to see both Sheffield teams do well.' Like fuck he does.

Yesterday he came out with 'I have it on very good authority...' (imagine Brian The Blade droning on) '...that there's big trouble brewing at Bramall Lane...a lot of the players hate Wilder and want to leave.' I politely, but firmly, replied to this twat 'Fine. We don't want any upset in our dressing room but where would they go to? They're all at the absolute peak of their career, playing in a fabulous stadium in front of big crowds. Any of them would be mad to jump ship. Wednesday, on the other hand, have spent more than fifteen other teams in the Championship - including Millwall, Cardiff and Bristol City. They're nearer the bottom than the top, hopefully will face FFP sanctions and Chansiri has shot his load. Who the fuck will take the likes of Rhodes, Fletcher, Reach etc?

That's not 'on very good authority', it's plain fact.

 

[coaxingstar71]

The storm clouds are brewing for the shitstorm that's going to hit them this summer. Enjoy the spectacle.

I work with a pig fan who I consider to be reasonable and sensible. I said to him this morning 'things are looking better for you lot' and he said the problem is that no one really knows what's going to happen in the summer.

1. Loo-hoo-kay is only contracted to the end of the season
2. Rangers interested in Rhodes
3. FFP rules likely means they will have to sell/release and certainly reduce the wage bill
4. That means they might be looking for big earners like Forestieri, Westwood, Bannon and the aforementioned Rhodes to move on, likely at reduced fees
5. Likely they won't be able to bring in any new players until the squad has been reduced.
6. Who knows what Tuna-Man will decide to do next.

So not all rosy in the garden of pork.

 

[The Crab]

I work with a pig fan who I consider to be reasonable and sensible. I said to him this morning 'things are looking better for you lot' and he said the problem is that no one really knows what's going to happen in the summer.

1. Loo-hoo-kay is only contracted to the end of the season
2. Rangers interested in Rhodes
3. FFP rules likely means they will have to sell/release and certainly reduce the wage bill
4. That means they might be looking for big earners like Forestieri, Westwood, Bannon and the aforementioned Rhodes to move on, likely at reduced fees
5. Likely they won't be able to bring in any new players until the squad has been reduced.
6. Who knows what Tuna-Man will decide to do next.

So not all rosy in the garden of pork.

 

[ekke287]

I play footy on a Saturday morning, and this Wendy always turns up. This weekend he was in the full kit, and even brought an Owls branded plastic bag with all his other gear in.

I went up to him and said, "So, who're you lot playing today then?" (knowing it was Reading but making conversation).

He replied "No idea, I haven't looked."

That, to me, adequately describes every Wendy I've ever met.

 

[sheffielder]

It must be so humiliating trying to brag that you're "only" 4 places below a club you said were going to get relegated.

And where none of our players would even get in their squad.

 

[spongebobblade]

I have two Wednesday fans that I call Friends. Both are sound. One posts on Owlstalk

I don’t believe you Roy.
Are you seriously asking us to believe their is a sound poster on Porktalk? Really?

 

[Stretch]

The storm clouds are brewing for the shitstorm that's going to hit them this summer. Enjoy the spectacle.

Spot on. Any of them that can't see the huge problems they have to deal with needs a new frontal lobe.

 

[Lane Ender]

I play footy on a Saturday morning, and this Wendy always turns up. This weekend he was in the full kit, and even brought an Owls branded plastic bag with all his other gear in.

I went up to him and said, "So, who're you lot playing today then?" (knowing it was Reading but making conversation).

He replied "No idea, I haven't looked."

That, to me, adequately describes every Wendy I've ever met.

A grown man in a full club kit
What the fuck!

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Embarrassing is when you’ve had your pants pulled down on a busy train and you’ve got a nob the size of the pigs budget for next season, now where’s that gap?

Oh dear. VERY bad luck. Poor you !