The Dip is Coming

[benn5712]

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-01-21/blue-monday-6-ways-to-improve-this-worst-of-days/

Number 1 works for me.

Aww !
No 4. I wanted to start a diet and now the samaritans say I can't.

 

[Blade56]

Like this, makes me feel all is right with the world. Blades fans in pessimistic mood is how things should be, even if a bit tongue-in-cheek. It's like hearing the Rusties will take 11 points from their next few games and be in the play-off places.

True, just like our opposites are musing about getting the best players and prospects in the world to join them for free when the best manager in the world can be arsed to put in a shift to spearhead their push for the autos after satdi's demolition of Wigan

 

[Tom Bott]

Where can you get help?

If you are in distress or need some support, the Samaritans are available 24 hours a day on 116 123 or through their website.

 

[Tom Bott]

Fuck me we don't half go into meltdown after 1 defeat. Wilder out.

How will these people react if we get promoted and loose 4 or 5 matches on the run.

Fulham have only won 3 games out of 23.

The Samaritans are going to need more staff.

(those to who you were responding to, meaty. )

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I thought she had stopped that now, tell her I'll be round at the usual time

Sorry mate, but she has swapped us round today as I have a diary clash.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Relegation is a certainty once the 20 point deduction for having rowing owners, is applied. There will be a further 10 point deduction on appeal, as 'it wouldn't be fair on the CheatinAmmers fans'.

We will go straight through L1 and L2 but on the bright side, can look forward to the big derby with ChesVegas.

Don’t forget the playing behind closed doors punishment for calling some of our own fans* “slasher wankers” ....



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[Sean Thornton]

Sorry mate, but she has swapped us round today as I have a diary clash.

Don’t get splinters in your teeth from biting the window ledge.

 

[GrayBlade]

Ah well, let’s get into the groove...

 

[Worksop II]

I thought she had stopped that now, tell her I'll be round at the usual time

Not sure how many Creme Eggs Ainsley managed to fill .......................

 

[diode_blade]

anti blue monday medicene

 

[Stanthemanfan]

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I thought i would post a depressing post on the worlds most depressing day (today).

Its possible that the defeat at Swansea will herald a plethora of defeats,just look who we are playing from now until early March.

There you are,have i depressed you

No you just confused a lot of people with the word “plethora”. I can help by translating it back into Sheffieldish...

“Shitload”

There will be a lot more depressed people now.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Was it a dip in your sugar levels and you passed out and came round to see this pile of shite?

 

[BushBlade]

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we KNOW which one you are

UTB

That’s never half full. More like a third. Only a pig would consider either glass to be full, whilst thinking they can still make the playoffs.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Worst horror film I ever saw.

 

[davidblade]

I thought i would post a depressing post on the worlds most depressing day (today).

Its possible that the defeat at Swansea will herald a plethora of defeats,just look who we are playing from now until early March.

There you are,have i depressed you

All the occupants of HMS piss the league are saying that , I say fuck em just a blip

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Anybody would think that years of underachieving and disappointments have made you negative. Thats the sign of a true blade !

 

[Greenwich Blade]

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COME TO DADDY!

Preferred the Cheese Dips, me, but not enough people agreed and they were discontinued.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

They say today is the most depressing day of the year. But I’ve had a creme egg and the wife wanked me off. I’ve had a great day.

I can beat that; I had a Lindt Egg and your wife noshed me off.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I can beat that; I had a Lindt Egg and your wife noshed me off.

Classy! Lindt!!

 

[Liverpool blade]

Why don’t we just take it one game at a time and see what happens at the end of the season?.
Not been the best day for me as I had another hospital appointment and further neurosurgery was mentioned!!!.
It’d be a bloody last resort for me. UTB

 

[Brian Deane]

It's here it's here it's here the original dip

 

[wavy-blade]

WBA are winning now its all going tits up

 

[robbiez666]

We will dip but as long as we're in with a shot come April we have some very winnable games.

 

[Sean Thornton]

WBA are winning now its all going tits up

Leeds, Norwich, Derby Middlesbrough and Bristol City aren’t losing either. ....

 

[Snowman]

Relax. We're not going up automatic because we aren't good enough. Just hope we hang on for the inevitable date with disappointment at Wemberlee.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I think we’re all bit flat and embarrassed that we’ve been done up like a kipper yet again. Thought we’d learnt how to play against decent teams, when we beat Derby. It’s like the Hare and the Tortoise all over again.

 

[wavy-blade]

Relax. We're not going up automatic because we aren't good enough. Just hope we hang on for the inevitable date with disappointment at Wemberlee.

* Slashes wrists *

 

[HolmesfieldBlade]

We’ve played every team and currently sit 3rd/4th.

Sheff Utd fear no one in this league.

 

[bongleblade]

think one or two need to take a look at others clubs and games they have to play.

It's always subjective, but others have a harder runs than us.

UTB

Yep.... Was talking to my Norwich mate and he's shitting it, us, Leeds and then Ipswich in their 'derby'

Let's just take it game by game, anyone can beat anyone (hence why it's as tights as a nun up top!)