The 10 Commandments of Blades fans

[Linz]

Come on then.... which ten testaments do you think all Blades should adhere to?

Less "thou shalt not steal"... more "thou shalt hold thy nose when travelling past Hillsborough".

Over to you...

 

[Robbie]

Thou shalt not be positive.

 

[Linz]

Thou shalt like chip butties

 

[Robbie]

Thou shalt drink a gallon of Magnet

 

[Linz]

Thou shalt feel repulsed by blue and white stripes, in whatever guise.

 

[Robbie]

Thou shalt spend thousands of pounds and still be left disgruntled.

 

[Linz]

Thou shalt visit the Gresty Road chip shop on any trip to Crewe

 

[Robbie]

Thou shalt get on the back of players

 

[Linz]

Thou shalt always know better than the manager... and not be afraid to let everyone else know it

 

[Robbie]

Thou shalt argue amongst yourselves.

 

[Linz]

Thou shalt argue amongst yourselves.

No we shalt not...

 

[Jack & Helga]

Thou shalt pick one player for his entire Bramall Lane career and vent all your anger towards him every game no matter how well he's played

 

[Sensiblade]

Thou shalt always do things the hard way

 

[TonyAgana]

Thou shalt believe thy elders when the bang on about the good old days.

 

[jodman]

Thou shalt constantly try to 'out-blade' thy fellow supporters.

 

[Robbie]

Thou shalt constantly try to 'out-blade' thy fellow supporters.

By comparing loyalty points?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Thou shalt believe thy elders when the bang on about the good old days.

Thou shalt believe thy elders when they say that thou hast never had it so good, thou snivveling little scrote, if thou coulds't remember the days of yore and the man Givens, thou would'st be gratfeul for present mercies!!!

 

[TonyAgana]

Thou shalt believe thy elders when they say that thou hast never had it so good, thou snivveling little scrote, if thou coulds't remember the days of yore and the man Givens, thou would'st be gratfeul for present mercies!!!

Told you.

 

[jodman]

By comparing loyalty points?

I was actually talking about knife fighting, tis rough on the South Stand these days

 

[silverfox]

I was actually talking about knife fighting, tis rough on the South Stand these days

Captain Blade with REAL swords?

 

[dingledog]

Thou shalt believe thy elders when they say that thou hast never had it so good, thou snivveling little scrote, if thou coulds't remember the days of yore and the man Givens, thou would'st be gratfeul for present mercies!!!

Thou shall worship the words of SEB for he is an enlightened one indeed

 

[shorehamview]

Thou shalt drink Bovril, for it is a manly drink. Coffee at football is for women and homosexualists.

 

[silverfox]

If the little round bally goes in the onion bag thingy thou shalt dance around like a lunatic for a minute whilst rodding at the Lane End lower tier.

 

[silverfox]

Thou shalt not covert the Hulse or the big Shipp. (One for Jonny this is.)

 

[BexleyBlade]

In the word of Jesus ... "Thou shalt despise those in claret and blue"

God saw what he had done and thought that it was good!

The big man thinks so himself!

 

[Hilltop Blade 4 life]

Thou shalt endure countless disappointments for every high achieved

 

[shorehamview]

Thou shalt boo every ex-pig, unless they have seen the light and wear Red and White.

 

[silverfox]

Thou shall all buy the Silverfox a pint of ale on Saturday!

 

[shorehamview]

Thou shall all buy the Silverfox a pint of ale on Saturday!

Thou can whistle. Help The Aged might buy you one though.
Help Silverfox here

 

[silverfox]

The full version of one....

I'd forgot about the donkey!

:shakehead::shakehead::shakehead:

Neither shall you covet your neighbour’s wife. Neither shall you desire your neighbour’s house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour.