Greenwich Blade
Hitch-Hike General
We've got Hendo in-between the sticks here,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow,
Baldock & Stevens down the flanks now,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow,
Lost in a riddle that Saturday night
Far away on the other side
You were caught in the middle of a desperate fight
And you couldn't find how to push through
With our overlapping centre halves here,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow,
Egan solid as a rock there,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow,
Norwood pings from an angle that's tight,
To a player running down the right,
You may come to terms with this tonight,
'cause you couldn't find how to push through
We stay, We press
Your midfield looks a mess
We stay, we press
Your coach is quite depressed
Organised chaos in the midfield,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow,
Didsy linking up the play so,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow,
We are Sheffield United,
You will end up chasing Mousset's shadow.
Right, now I want you to score both sides of Tubular Bells and then write Blade-related lyrics (a Wendy piss-take will do) for the Piltdown Man bit on side 2.
PS Seriously impressed by your Mousset's Shadow.