Tempting fate.

[Woodthorpe blade]

Just booked Novotel 21st of April 2017 Milton Keynes £75 (free cancellation) including breakfast. Had a look what's on that evening in and around Milton Keynes, FUCK ALL.. Still going if we're not in first two. Might go into that London for the day, I'm 51 and I've never been. Have I missed owt?

 

[Maidenhead]

Just booked Novotel 21st of April 2017 Milton Keynes £75 (free cancellation) including breakfast. Had a look what's on that evening in and around Milton Keynes, FUCK ALL.. Still going if we're not in first two. Might go into that London for the day, I'm 51 and I've never been. Have I missed owt?

Nope

 

[SuperBobbyHatton]

Probably not missed owt unless you are a fan of overpriced shitholes.

 

[Linz]

When staying in Milton Keynes following an evening out there, I found myself researching the suicide rate. As I suspected, it was one of the highest in the country at the time.

This anecdote alone should tell you all you need to know.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Bloody Nora...

 

[Russ]

I've seen lots of people with fancy looking bags that say MK on, so it can't be all that bad.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Just booked Novotel 21st of April 2017 Milton Keynes £75 (free cancellation) including breakfast. Had a look what's on that evening in and around Milton Keynes, FUCK ALL.. Still going if we're not in first two. Might go into that London for the day, I'm 51 and I've never been. Have I missed owt?

I wouldn't stay in Milton Keynes if Novotel offered me £75,the Honeymoon Suite,a champagne breakfast and 2 high end whores for the night.
It's that much of a shithole.
On reflection I would take that deal as I wouldn't be setting foot out of the boudoir until the post breakfast coitus was concluded and the very,very fast chauffered car was revving up with tinted windows designed to prevent seeing whats outside was ready and waiting at the front doors with police outriders to secure a swift and seemless exit from the place.

 

[blade67]

When staying in Milton Keynes following an evening out there, I found myself researching the suicide rate. As I suspected, it was one of the highest in the country at the time.

This anecdote alone should tell you all you need to know.

once stayed in this very hotel with work. Not much going on in the evenings. Two blokes, who both ran skip wagon companies, ended up fighting in the street after breakfast the next morning. I felt the incident summed up the town quite nicely.

 

[Rusty view]

Just booked Novotel 21st of April 2017 Milton Keynes £75 (free cancellation) including breakfast. Had a look what's on that evening in and around Milton Keynes, FUCK ALL.. Still going if we're not in first two. Might go into that London for the day, I'm 51 and I've never been. Have I missed owt?

I'm bookey in. Did it couple of weeks ago. Got it at 62 quid for the night of the game.

 

[Snowman]

People from Stevenage look at it with the same contempt we reserve for such as Barnsley. Tells you something.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

There are a few decent-ish villages not far by taxi away and some ok boozers down by the canal near Bletchley. That's where normal folk go. Get your trusty Good Beer Guide out and you will be fine.

Don't expect to meet any crumpet, the locals seemed to lock them all away last time I was there.

 

[blackydog]

Just booked Novotel 21st of April 2017 Milton Keynes £75 (free cancellation) including breakfast. Had a look what's on that evening in and around Milton Keynes, FUCK ALL.. Still going if we're not in first two. Might go into that London for the day, I'm 51 and I've never been. Have I missed owt?

If you get lost in Milton Keynes it can take 10 years to find your way out.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

The canal area looks really nice.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Last time I went, I put the stadium address in the Satnav and it took me somewhere 10 miles away. Says it all when a satnav doesn't even want to go there!!

 

[bath_blade]

Don't expect to meet any crumpet, the locals seemed to lock them all away last time I was there

To be fair - you need to go to the concrete cows as they tend not to come to you.