I was staying in a hotel the Cheshire side of Manchester Airport one evening and came across a couple of blokes in the bar. As a bloke of a certain age I recognised them as former MC legends Francis Lee and Mike Summerbee. Anyway, at some point in the evening I got a few minutes to discuss some football with them (Lee was particularly keen to hear my memories of his sending off at BDTBL in the days when you had to murder one of the opposition to earn such a fate). Turns out they both live locally.
Next day I was having a walk around the area, checking it out before setting off home and came across Lee taking out his bins. I said hello to him to which he replies "I'll bet you wouldn't see Wayne Rooney taking his fucking bins out".
Begs the question, how do the rich and famous dispose of their shite if they're not prepared to man handle the bins?