Super Computer Predictions

[The Vicar]

According to 2 different super computer predictions we are 'predicted' to finish 2nd or 3rd this season, with Bournemouth & Fulham being predicted to win the league.

At this stage in the proceedings these are beyond my wildest expectations, & I would be over joyed at either prediction becoming a reality.

After a duff season & underwhelming information regarding squad strengthening over the past 2 months I am starting to feel hopeful.

MTLBWY

UTB

 

[Bladey]

Are they the same supercomputers that had us relegated in 19th for the 19/20 season?

 

[The Vicar]

No! They got Covid & malfunctioned!

 

[diode_blade]

Just run this by NASA's Supercomputer.......
Wait for it.....
Wait for it.......
Wait for it..........
And Coming.........


"You sold Lundstram..........
Ctrl Alt Del
Ctrl Alt Del

Does.....not compute
Does .....not compute
Bollocks......
"
Barry Bannan
Barry Bannan"

NASA's reply
Ending with

"You will all get clipped......"

"Self destruct....mode initiated"

 

[jono_t2000]

Predicting us to finish 2nd with 102 points

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/spo...ty-and-sheffield-united-twists-4784080?page=6

 

[BrisBlade]

Anyone remember that simulation someone did of letting Football Manager run for a hundred seasons or something and we ended up the biggest club in the world? I think it made the BBC news at the time.

 

[ATL Recs]

Anyone remember that simulation someone did of letting Football Manager run for a hundred seasons or something and we ended up the biggest club in the world? I think it made the BBC news at the time.

Yes I remember it but it might have been longer 1000 years wasn’t it 100 years before the takeover?

 

[Inter_blade83]

Yes I remember it but it might have been longer 1000 years wasn’t it 100 years before the takeover?

Yeah was 1000 years, us and Burnley ruled the roost

 

[dsr-burnley]

Predicting us to finish 2nd with 102 points

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/spo...ty-and-sheffield-united-twists-4784080?page=6

And look who's above you!

I'll make a prediction with my super ZX Spectrum (plastic keyboard). We won't get 105 points, and you won't get 102, and Sunderland won't get 99 and if they do, they'll be top two.

 

[Gimli]

These ‘super’ computers literally just take the results from the first few games and extrapolate that over the course of an entire season.

Absolute waste of time.

 

[ChuntyMalone]

Cardiff 12 points Absolute bollocks

 

[mattbianco1]

Reyt load of bollocks. Always has been

 

[Tarqs]

Super computer predictions have been around for a good decade.

Theyve not come close in any prediction yet they're, somehow, still a thing

 

[Slim Man]

They're always 'super' aren't they?

Like the one that drew the champions league out

 

[Jon Bon II]

What does Paul the octopus say? He's the only one I'll take any notice of.

 

[Chief]

I shouldn't bite because we all know it's for revenue clicks and Yorkshire Post don't care it's nonsense, but if anyone's wondering just how fucking stupid and lazy this particular article is then you'll find the table here -https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/championship/league-table/predicted

Football web pages is a nice little website for basic form guides and the like, but it's no more sophisticated than someone's A-level IT project.

As you'll see below, the all-knowing "super" computer reckons;

• Cardiff score one goal all season and don't win a game
• United don't lose away all season and only concede eight goals
• Luton and Leeds both draw 20 of their 23 away games while Wednesday lose 22 of theirs
• 7 teams go undefeated at home while 7 never win away

These ‘super’ computers literally just take the results from the first few games and extrapolate that over the course of an entire season.

Absolute waste of time.

It's simply this ...Or in other words, absolute shite.

 

[Nickydblade]

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

We concede only 8 goals all season? Brilliant. Probably a record. And pig's don't win a single away game. It's all good lol

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

And that fucking 1-1 draw with Cardiff was disappointing

 

[BrisBlade]

We concede only 8 goals all season? Brilliant. Probably a record. And pig's don't win a single away game. It's all good lol

I knew that Souttar and Anel partnership would be good!

 

[jono_t2000]

I always wondered where football pundits got their hands on super computers since there's only like 500 in the world and each one costs 10s of millions to assemble.

 

[wak1889]

I shouldn't bite because we all know it's for revenue clicks and Yorkshire Post don't care it's nonsense, but if anyone's wondering just how fucking stupid and lazy this particular article is then you'll find the table here -https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/championship/league-table/predicted

Football web pages is a nice little website for basic form guides and the like, but it's no more sophisticated than someone's A-level IT project.

As you'll see below, the all-knowing "super" computer reckons;

• Cardiff score one goal all season and don't win a game
• United don't lose away all season and only concede eight goals
• Luton and Leeds both draw 20 of their 23 away games while Wednesday lose 22 of theirs
• 7 teams go undefeated at home while 7 never win away

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It's simply this ...Or in other words, absolute shite.

Wouldn't fancy having to watch Luton , 23 draws 20 away from home , win 13 games overall yet only score 18 that's a lot of nil nils throughout the season especially away

 

[Blade_In_Sydney]

And look who's above you!

I'll make a prediction with my super ZX Spectrum (plastic keyboard). We won't get 105 points, and you won't get 102, and Sunderland won't get 99 and if they do, they'll be top two.

Just curious, what other keyboards are there?
Everything else I'll happily go along with you.

 

[stringjunior]

Just curious, what other keyboards are there?
Everything else I'll happily go along with you.

Some Spectrums had rubber keys

 

[dsr-burnley]

Just curious, what other keyboards are there?
Everything else I'll happily go along with you.

Stringjunior's right, the very early Spectrums had a built-in rubber keyboard. Plastic ones were a later upgrade. I'm just showing off how techy I am (not!)