Sunday afternoon comments bingo

[1973Blade]

So which will it be tomorrow ? :
Sander Berge :
Such a cultured player, we just need to be more patient. Or
What a waste of money, embarrassing that one good performance and United fans were drooling over this waste of space.

Oli Mcburnie :
What commitment, what effort! He is really showing signs of being a Premier League player now. Or:
Bin the cart horse, can't trap a ball to save his life. Useless!

Ben Osborn:
Another committed performance, really adds to the team. Or
Just runs around, not good enough sadly. Pub league player.

Jack Robinson :
Shows what a strong squad we now have. Or
Shows what a weak squad we have.

Lys Mousset :
Lazy but brilliant. Or
Lazy and useless.

 

[BigBed]

I'm hoping for "honestly duck, I didn't mean to make a mess, I just couldn't hold my sex wee anymore when the 4th went in!"

 

[Bobby b]

My wife - football on again, you'll have to go in the bedroom I'm watching love island

 

[drinksmat]

Burger