Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Rodley]

RS Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Seth

In the third instalment of this intergalactic adventure trilogy, Seth Bennett returns with his newly minted BTEC in Jedi Studies from Rotherham College to face nemesis Darth Staton once and for all.

 

[jt64]

Hull City 2026/27 season DVD

 

[The Crab]

In The Know with Jostein Flo

Former Temu Brian Deane, Jostein Flo provides analysis of all the current itk’ers relating to Blades incomings.

With Nick “Monty” Montgomery on stilts and wearing a ginger wig as Harry Souttar

 

[wak1889]

Brewster's Millions - in a price is right type gameshow - Physio favourite and prolific misser Rhian Brewster invites people to guess how much each individual career goal cost his respective club in wages , try to hit the target to win but if you go over the bar you lose

 

[wak1889]

Harry's suitors - giant antipodean defender Harry souttar visits the bars and pubs of the UK armed with a camera crew and a microphone in an attempt to find peoples potential suitors in a live streamed dating show for the gen Z brigade

 

[wak1889]

Brooks on brooks - join former academy product Andre brooks as he hosts a 6 part documentary, each episode follows a single brook from its source to its confluence, revealing the hidden networks supporting British wildlife in the many brooks up and down the country and showcases how they support a rich variety of creatures, acting as a vital water source and home for aquatic life, visiting mammals, low-flying birds, and busy insects along their banks

 

[Bladethebrian]

Brooks on brooks - join former academy product Andre brooks as he hosts a 6 part documentary, each episode follows a single brook from its source to its confluence, revealing the hidden networks supporting British wildlife in the many brooks up and down the country and showcases how they support a rich variety of creatures, acting as a vital water source and home for aquatic life, visiting mammals, low-flying birds, and busy insects along their banks

I’d watch that

 

[wak1889]

I’d watch that

You could stream it

 

[I should coco]

Brooks on brooks - join former academy product Andre brooks as he hosts a 6 part documentary, each episode follows a single brook from its source to its confluence, revealing the hidden networks supporting British wildlife in the many brooks up and down the country and showcases how they support a rich variety of creatures, acting as a vital water source and home for aquatic life, visiting mammals, low-flying birds, and busy insects along their banks

Fair enough, but weerz Nick 'Monty' Montgomery?

 

[DifferentClass]

The Hair Bear Bunch, with Tahith Chong and Sam McCallum.

 

[diode_blade]

Lost in Paradise...with Dean Hammond
Two part docu series as he tries to get past the centre circle.
Weeers ball gone...
Following NASA's attempt to capture and land a football on Mars after a pen kick, nough said.
Where did the goal keeper go...an alleged escape from a dressing room window...featuring a budgie.

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Hamer on Homer.

Gus Hamer stars in a televised one man play where he plays every character in the Iliad and Odyssey

 

[DifferentClass]

Hamer on Homer.

Gus Hamer stars in a televised one man play where he plays every character in the Iliad and Odyssey

I know a Homer he could play and it in't the Greek bloke...

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Ex Sheffield United midfielder Nick Montgomery travels across America trying various super-size eating challenges as he seeks to become The Full Monty.

 

[diode_blade]

Hamer on Homer.

Gus Hamer stars in a televised one man play where he plays every character in the Iliad and Odyssey

Or he tries to steal donuts

 

[Rodley]

Hawaii Ivo

Drama starring 3rd choice keeper Ivo Grbic’s latest loan deployment in the second tier of the Hawaiian Football league.

 

[Guesty]

Hawaii Ivo

Drama starring 3rd choice keeper Ivo Grbic’s latest loan deployment in the second tier of the Hawaiian Football league.

Book Him Danno...took too long at a Goal Kick.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Railway Children
Manager Chris Wilder looks on proudly as United U18 squad get pissed post match at Carols.

The Wicker Man
Gus Hamer visits every food outlet on one night in this well known Sheffield area.

Brief Encounters
Uniteds transfer team ring round players agents to see if their clients fancy coming to the Lane

It’s a Wonderful Life
Tom Cannon gets his latest payslip

Rear Window
Jamie Shackleton tells of his favourite view while in car parks and the countryside

Taxi Driver
Louie Barrie has nightmares about his future


All Quiet on the transfer front
Latest in this long running series.

Fantasia
Chris Wilders best interviews promising change readiness and fitness ( a laugh a minute)

Unforgiven
Starring John Lundcunt

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner
It’s Gus again

Knill by Mouth
Alan learns he’s lost his job from Biggseh.

12 Angry Men
Shoutbox rulers find its offline again

Do The Right Thing
Blades fans implore Tufty not to sign Phillips

Toy Story
American billionaires decide to have some fun with their money. (You’ll laugh you’ll cry. And cry)



Goodbye Mr Chips
Gus Hamer biopic sees him finally retire to Coventry

 

[The Crab]

Blake Taxi

Former Blake Nathan Blake takes up taxi driving and encounters a series of women who are very vague about where they want to go and who’s clothes have a tendency to fall off

 

[Rodley]

The Fog

After a one-on-one crisis meeting with Chris Wilder, Tom Cannon finally reveals the inspiration behind his “low impact” playing style - imitating the slow drift and float of tiny rain droplets across an area of ground, known as advection fog.

 

[Rodley]

Cocoon III

Reboot of the 80s classic sees the SUFC Recruitment team talent-spotting for culture carrier signings at the McCarthy & Stone walking football league.

 

[Uganda Blade]

The Fog

After a one-on-one crisis meeting with Chris Wilder, Tom Cannon finally reveals the inspiration behind his “low impact” playing style - imitating the slow drift and float of tiny rain droplets across an area of ground, known as advection fog.

When I saw the title, I was hoping it was going to be Cannon caught in a fog at sea after which he starts shrinking until we no longer have to pay him or play him.
Thinking on, there's a few others we should send sailing in fog...

 

[The Fox]

Antiques Roadtrip .

Join Chris wilder as he drives a vintage car around clubs in search for slightly damaged unwanted midfielders.

Pecking Order

Sydie invites celebrities to guess to the drinks of bar goers in Londons West End .

 

[Tongeincheek]

"Babbling Brooks'" - Former Sheffield United hot-prospects David and Andre Brooks are both dosed with enough LSD to send an elephant to the fucking moon. We then follow their adventures as they try to maintain their tenuous grasp on reality, and doubtlessly talk a load of shite.

David becomes one with nature on a traffic island, and Andre discovers the secrets of the universe while trapped in the revolving door of a local shopping centre.

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Channel 4 brings back their popular top 100 lists. Kicking off things the top 100 players since the Premier League formed as selected by Mark Rankine.

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Channel 4 brings back their popular top 100 lists. Kicking off things the top 100 players since the Premier League formed as selected

 

[Red Wing Blade]

Former Sheffield United footballer Ben Doane takes up a new career in Scottish porn.

 

[BerksBlade]

More of a Viz comic strip than a show:
James Bord - Transfer Fraud

 

[William Large]

Ukaki’s Bukkakes

Erm… I’ll probably leave it at that….