Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Sean Thornton]

Simon/Tracey

A look in to the difficult world of cross-dressing.

Deserves multiple likes.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Simon/Tracey

A look in to the difficult world of cross-dressing.

Guest appearance from Brian/Gayle.

 

[elgoog44]

the Long and Short of it, the documentary about clothes sizes over the years will drain an hour out of your life, presented by Craig Short and George Long, this is in place of the previously scheduled Getting Obscene with Deane, which was a look at the porn industry over the years with host Brian Deane this has now been cancelled.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Simon/Tracey

A look in to the difficult world of cross-dressing.

With his/her assistant Alan Kelly.

 

[Grappler]

"Tonight Matthew, I will be..."

A newly revived Stars in Their Eyes Special!!

Featuring:

George Long as Boy George, singing "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?"
Bruno Ribeiro as Bruno Mars, singing "Uptown Funk"
Kevin MacDonald as Mark Morrison, singing "The Return of the Mack"
and
Harrison McGahey and David White as McFadden and Whitehead, singing "Ain't No Stopping Us Now"

Don't miss it - could be a goodun!

On this weeks special "Blades Stars in their Eyes", to celebrate promotion as champions, we have our first contestants, it's 80's heartthrobs, Bros!

"Tonight Matthew, we are going to be.........Simon Moore!"

"Lovely stuff lads!, next up, we have the late, great soul singer, Teddy Pendergrass, Teddy, who are you going to be tonight?"

"Tonight Matthew, I am going to be defensive powerhouse.........Ethan Ebanks-Landell"

"Brilliant stuff Teddy, just brilliant, finally, before end-of-part-one", we have that legend of films and TV, Mr. Spock!, using your "Vulcan Logic" Spock, who are you going to be?"

"Matthew, tonight, I am going to be that star of stage and screen, the nations favourite, Mr. TV himself........Nick "Monty" Montgomery!"

"Well I think we have a winner here folks!, but let's see what part two brings....don't go away!"

 

[Grappler]

Welcome back to part two of our special "Blades Stars in their Eyes", and we kick off with young British actor, Noel Clarke, over to you Noel, but I think I can already guess!

"yes Matthew, you guessed it, tonight I am going to be.........Leon Clarke!"

"Great stuff Noel, you did well there, but next up, an unusual guest, it is none other than 1960's ventriloquist puppet, Lord Charles!, welcome your Lordship, it is great to have you, but as you are only three feet tall, who on earth are you going to be?"

Tonight Matthew, I am going to be.......Stefan Scougall! "

"What an inspired choice!, that could be a contender for the number one spot!"

 

[Grappler]

Our final guest on "Blades Stars in your Eyes", the one and only, Tom Hardy, Tom who are you going to be?

"Tonight Matthew, my greatest role, the one and only, Captain Billy Sharp!"

"Incredible Tom!, surely the winner there!"

 

[Pierre's PC]

A Metric Tonne - a brand new series following Erik's journey across the USA as he tries to win the hearts and minds of the American public while persuading them to adopt the metric system. Featuring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as The Green Grocer his journey culminates in an incredible meeting with President Trump who astonishingly reveals his love for hard tackling midfielders and offers Monty a position on the supreme court.

Will Nick accept? Find out in series two

 

[Rodley]

"What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fucking hell is Matt (Live)"

Matty Done continues his one man mime show in front of a raucous live audience

 

[elgoog44]

On this weeks special "Blades Stars in their Eyes", to celebrate promotion as champions, we have our first contestants, it's 80's heartthrobs, Bros!

"Tonight Matthew, we are going to be.........Simon Moore!"

"Lovely stuff lads!, next up, we have the late, great soul singer, Teddy Pendergrass, Teddy, who are you going to be tonight?"

"Tonight Matthew, I am going to be defensive powerhouse.........Ethan Ebanks-Landell"

"Brilliant stuff Teddy, just brilliant, finally, before end-of-part-one", we have that legend of films and TV, Mr. Spock!, using your "Vulcan Logic" Spock, who are you going to be?"

"Matthew, tonight, I am going to be that star of stage and screen, the nations favourite, Mr. TV himself........Nick "Monty" Montgomery!"

"Well I think we have a winner here folks!, but let's see what part two brings....don't go away!"

That sir is Oscar worthy, absolutely awesome

 

[Tray]

With his/her assistant Alan Kelly.

With a guest appearance from Lecsinel/Jean/François?

 

[Bladepicker]

Howard's Way

BBC4

In this 6 part travel journal, Bolton Wanderers' premier shot stopper makes his own way round the historic canal network of the West Midlands in a narrow boat.

In a tip of the hat to the shows title, episode 1 features a cameo from Mark's former team mate Marc McNulty - standing on the end of his barge with a pastel coloured jumper draped over his shoulders.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Lake Erie - Horribly disfigured and abandoned after a rogue nacho incident, Mike sets off on a journey of revenge against those who left him for dead.

His target? Nick "Monty" Montgomery who made Mike the monster he is today.

Critics say:

A reet good horror, Rose loved it - Fred west
I literally locked myself away for days watching this - Josef Fritzel
I love nachos - Susan Boyle

 

[Bladepicker]

Wayne's World

BBC2

Now Palin has hung up his light blue shirt and cream chino combo and Alan Whicker is dead, the gap in the market for worldwide travelogue is filled for us by former lower league target man Wayne 'The Chief' Allison.

In episode one we start his adventure in south west England. The first 55 minutes of tonight's show is a tour around Cornwall with Wayne's former manager Neil Warnock; Wayne will then join us for the last 2 minutes of the show to sign off, thus ensuring he gets his show fee.

 

[Grappler]

That sir is Oscar worthy, absolutely awesome

Thanks elgoog, but I can't take all the credit, the production company behind it is headed up by CEO and Chairman of the Board, Nick "Monty" Montgomery

 

[elgoog44]

Thanks elgoog, but I can't take all the credit, the production company behind it is headed up by CEO and Chairman of the Board, Nick "Monty" Montgomery

and then you go and top it all, by mentioning Mr TV Nick "Monty2 Montgomery, you after a knighthood?

 

[Grappler]

and then you go and top it all, by mentioning Mr TV Nick "Monty2 Montgomery, you after a knighthood?

I'm his theatrical agent

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'm his theatrical agent

We know what THAT means......

 

[Grappler]

We know what THAT means......

 

[Sean Thornton]

Actually I meant you get 15% of his earnings .........

 

[Grappler]

Actually I meant you get 15% of his earnings .........

20% - Monty's generosity knows no bounds pal

 

[elgoog44]

 

[Rodley]

"What you talkin 'bout Willis?"

Fly-on-the-wall documentary following ex-Blades U21 keeper George Willis as he enrols on an intensive course to learn Mandarin.

 

[Rodley]

Carruther's Covers - Samir sings modern pop classics in his own inimitable style in front of a star studded audience at Farm Road WMC.

 

[Rodley]

Throw the Book(er) at him - Retired footballer Bob Booker features in this madcap game of human skittles

 

[Rodley]

Can Ebanks Land Eel?

There's no other species of British freshwater fish quite like the eel, as Ethan finds out in the latest episode of his popular Angling show.

 

[Rodley]

Mixed Gil - A look at the successful steak house chain founded by the legendary Blades winger

 

[BerksBlade]

Will the Real Jake Wright Please Stand Up? - Documentary on the perils of having two players on the books with the same name. Starring the Paul Wood twins.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Hagan's Heroes - WW2 POW inmates agree to play an exhibition football match against a German team, only to find themselves involved in a Nazi propaganda stunt.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Devlin's Devil'n - Paul dons his sackcloth robes and recites passages from Lovecraft's Necronomicon and Crowley's Unleashing the beast as a definitive experiment on the occult practice of summoning demons. In the first episode however, Paul unwittingly summons a heartless demon called "Monty" who proceeds to strike fear in to the hearts of Frank Lampard and Patrick Viera before rampaging through other members of footballs elite.