Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Rodley]

Glenn's Close

Documentary following Glen Little's battle with premature ejaculation.

 

[stringjunior]

Glenn's Close

Documentary following Glen Little's battle with premature ejaculation.

So nearly a winner, but sadly Glenn Close is not a show, shit or otherwise.

 

[BushBlade]

So nearly a winner, but sadly Glenn Close is not a show, shit or otherwise.

That's my Glen's Ford joke fucked then.

 

[Grappler]

(and for all you older viewers....)

The Sky's the Limit! - Hughie Green quizzes Steve Simonsen on penalty taking technique, 2 points for a correct answer, your adjudicator is Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

The Secret Stalker

Paul Shaw, Tommy Johnson and Craig Short discuss being stalked over many years by a mysterious man, only to be kidnapped late in the day.

 

[BigBed]

"The Wolf of John Street"

Kevin McCabe tells the indepth story of how he became rich off blades fans.

 

[BigBed]

"Snatch"

An evening with Ched Evans.

 

[TJB.]

Blackman In A White World.

Nick Blackman gives a running commentary on his time wearing the white of Derby County.

 

[BigBed]

"in the poo shoot please"

The story of sparky Mcnultys bleach blonde haircut.

 

[BigBed]

"Misery"

The Adkins story.

 

[TJB.]

Phoney Curry with Tony Currie.

Tony has to guess which Indian dish came out of a jar.

 

[Dec]

Celebrity Clough Island

12 celebs go to an island of paradise where they attempt to find Clough who is hiding behind one of a hundreds of palm trees. Or is there a twist?

 

[Gimli]

'The White Star Woluwe of Wall Street'
Low budget Belgian remake of the cult classic featuring Kevin McCabe as Jordan Belfort.
Apologies if already suggested.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

TV docudrama on the life of Sir Barnes Neville Wallis, of Dambuster fame. Part 1, as a curly-haired boy, played by Steve Neville. Part 2, played as an adult by David Barnes, ensuring quota of ethnic minority actors is met. Part 3, as a frail old man, played by James Wallace. All bombing scenes filmed in S6, with live ammunition.

 

[Grappler]

BBC2 - Sunday 10pm

"Up The Front!" - World War One comedy caper starring Frankie Howerd. Sgt Major Wilder has a dilemma on his hands, his best marksman, Billy Sharp, is on the front line all alone, as his side kick, Matty Done appears to have gone missing. With the opposition advancing, Wilder, and his assistant, Corporal Knill, need to find someone to go "up front" with Billy, could it be Leon "Clarkey" Clarke, or Caolan Lavery, the cocky Canadian, one thing's for sure, if this regiment want to win this battle and advance to the next level, they need to figure it out, and fast!

Starring Frankie Howerd as Private Lurk, Billy Sharp as Private Sharp, Leon Clarke as Private Leon "Clarkey" Clarke, Matt Done as Private Matty Done, Caolan Lavery as Private Lavery, Clive Dunn as General "Don't Panic!" McCabe, Chris Wilder as Sgt. Major Wilder, Alan Knill, as Corporal Knill, Danny La Rue as Gary Sinclair, and Mr. Entertainment himself, the nation's favourite, Nick Montgomery as acting head of the Queen's Royal Hussars, Captain Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Jan Age]

Walmart with Carl Veart

The likeable Aussie takes a look back at the history of Americas multi national retail organisation.

(I always pronounced his surname like heart but with a V)

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Walmart with Carl Veart

The likeable Aussie takes a look back at the history of Americas multi national retail organisation.

(I always pronounced his surname like heart but with a V)

And Carl like care but with an L, because that doesn't make any sense either?!

 

[I should coco]

Play your cards right.

Dean Hammond has the difficult decision whether to activate a contract option for a free £5k per week, or not....

 

[I should coco]

20,000 leagues under the sea

The game changing investment is all spent on Ronaldhino in 2017 who somewhat surprisingly proves not to be all that committed and never even makes it to BDTBL.

Roll on 20 years, twenty three administrations and after being owned by Sean Bean, Charlie Webster and the Azerbajani bloke with no money who tried to buy Wendy, they receive a special points deduction of 100 point every season until 2089.

Sir-Lord-Earl Brooking CBE OBE MC VC who chairs the FA appeal panel finds that it is a 'perfectly fair and just punishment' and awards a further 10 point bonus add on to the CheatinAmmers.

It's the Blades way.

 

[Rodley]

Emmanueli Gabrieli & his Delhi Belly

Italian journeyman defender from the early 2000s continues in his quest to improve food hygiene standards across the Indian Subcontinent. With Anne Robinson.

 

[Rodley]

Smeets' Sheets

Axel's irreverent take on the Belgian office supplies industry. This week - holepunches.

 

[I should coco]

Smeets' Sheets

After the surprising success of the quirky 'Smeets' Sheets' he comes back with a new series of:

Smeets' sheets' at neets.

Here he sleeps on a variety of cotton and man made fibre bed clothes to test their durability. No Ann Robinsons were harmed in the making of this programme.

 

[The Crab]

The Hatton Garden Heist - Heartless thieves steal all the Gnomes from Former Blades player Bob Hatton's garden. Detective Inspector Scougall is sent on an undercover mission to infiltrate the gang and return Bob's gnomes to their rightful place. Starring Stefan Scougall as Inspector Scougall, and Nick Montgomery as "Monty" the allotment snitch who gives vital info to Inspector Scougall.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Honky Vonk Woman

Sensitive documentary charting Michael Vonks gradual transition towards becoming a white female.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

BBC2 8.30pm Dragon's Den does The Money Programme

In this week's compelling edition, Kevin, a Belgium based property developer, is pitching a business opportunity to the Dragons which involves the granting of lucrative contract options to professional footballers. Kevin is seeking a £1 investment for a 50% stake in his venture.

One by one the Dragons quickly declare "I'm out" leaving only the mysterious Prince A to consider an investment.

The programme also features Nick "Monty" Montgomery as the enigmatic "Chinese Dave", whilst roving reporter James B is at a Tesco petrol station somewhere in Sheffield and reports on the latest flu pandemic which is gripping the city

 

[Rodley]

The Cryan Game.

Colin hosts his popular LGBT themed gameshow.

 

[raul]

Wright's 'Tites.

Pot-holing extravaganza as little Alan journeys around the nation in search of a Stalactite so big he can't walk under it.

 

[I should coco]

Wright's 'Tites.

Pot-holing extravaganza as little Alan journeys around the nation in search of a Stalactite so big he can't walk under it.

Following on form the massive unexpected success of his "Wright's Tites" another series is commissioned.

Wright's Rights (of way)

Sees our here attempting to climb the highest stiles in the country. See the excitement of him struggling to climb up onto the path at Mam Tor or the splinters in the hand episode at Camden Lock.

Truly, one not to be missed!

 

[BushBlade]

Following on form the massive unexpected success of his "Wright's Tites" another series is commissioned.

Wright's Rights (of way)

Sees our here attempting to climb the highest stiles in the country. See the excitement of him struggling to climb up onto the path at Mam Tor or the splinters in the hand episode at Camden Lock.

Truly, one not to be missed!

Wright's Shites. Also with Gillian McKeith.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Life Begins At Forte.

A falling national birthrate jerks John into action when he decides to become a sperm donor.