Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Tyler Durden]

Knots Landell

Ethan Ebanks Landell examines the history of the boy scout movement.

 

[Rodley]

Knots Landell

Ethan Ebanks Landell examines the history of the boy scout movement.

Amazing that you worked that in TD. Bravo.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Expect A Morsey

John Thaw returns from the dead to track down the ITK wankers who have been spreading bullshit transfer rumours on football forums.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Daniel Lafferty is guest presenter in a new series taking a look at which dog breeds make the best pets.
A must watch if you're considering buying a new woofer.
Join us at 8.00 for 'Daniels Spaniels'
Also starring Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as Monty the dog handler

 

[Sean Thornton]

"No Hiding Place"

Where S2 4SU posters who said there would be no signings on deadline day have it pointed out to them in an ironically repetitive way.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Max and Saddy"

Future sixth form briefcase wanker lives in a fantasy land of footballers and lubricant.

 

[Grappler]

Websters Pennine Bitter - drama series; young Byron Webster wants to head back north to his Sherburn-in-Elmet birthplace, but the only option is take a job with Sheffield United, and that means being close to the Pennines and the bitterly cold winds of winter, what does he do? Settle for a soft life in the shandy drinking south, or brave it, up north, with the Battling Blades! Starring Byron Webster as "Byron", Chris Wilder as "Gaffer" and guest starring the nations favourite, Mr TV himself, Nick Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[Rodley]

Websters Pennine Bitter - drama series; young Byron Webster wants to head back north to his Sherburn-in-Elmet birthplace, but the only option is take a job with Sheffield United, and that means being close to the Pennines and the bitterly cold winds of winter, what does he do? Settle for a soft life in the shandy drinking south, or brave it, up north, with the Battling Blades! Starring Byron Webster as "Byron", Chris Wilder as "Gaffer" and guest starring the nations favourite, Mr TV himself, Nick Montgomery as Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

He's from Byram

 

[blade too long]

The League One of Gentlemen

black comedy full of strange characters
your my manager now

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Ivanhoe"

Sparky McNulty meets the ladies of Bradford

 

[Grappler]

Film 4 - Friday 9pm

"The Legend of Sleepy Holla" - unusual remake of the famous american ghost story. Ex Brighton midfielder, Danny Holla, would do anything for a good nights sleep, he just can't get used to the soft beds down in the shandy drinking south, he wants a proper hard northern mattress, and the only place to get that, is at the hotel next to BDTBL. The problem is that to get there,he has to ride up the infamous "ye olde Bramall Lane", on horseback, and face a date with destiny with the headless horseman, does he have the guts to do it, will he make it all the way to SUFC in one piece? Starring Johnny Depp as "Danny Holla", Stefan Scougall as "the headless horseman", Jack Nicholson as "Mr. WIlder" and Nick Montgomery, as "Monty, the old inn keeper".

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Goodison Life.

Pilot. Teenage comedy.


Young Dominic gets his car stolen on his first day.

 

[Grappler]

He's from Byram

Got the info......er I mean the script writers got the info, from Wiki

Full name Byron Clark Webster[1]
Date of birth 31 March 1987 (age 29)[1]
Place of birth Sherburn-in-Elmet, England
Height 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)[1]
Playing position Defender

 

[Rodley]

Got the info......er I mean the script writers got the info, from Wiki

Full name Byron Clark Webster[1]
Date of birth 31 March 1987 (age 29)[1]
Place of birth Sherburn-in-Elmet, England
Height 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)[1]
Playing position Defender

Yep Byram nr Sherburn.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Who do you think you are"

Young professional footballer Che leaves Sheffield for Birmingham, and gets told he's really Pele!

 

[Grappler]

Inspector Morsy - Inspector Sam Morsy is reassigned to Sheffield to investigate a large message board thread about him. Unfortunately, due to a Sat Nav malfunction he completely misses Sheffield and goes through some sort of Time Portal where the Wheel and Fire are new technology, banging rocks together is the fashionable pastime, and Interbreeding is not just desirable, it's mandatory.

Starring Nick Montgomery as the entire Montgomery family.

ITV 1

"Lewin" - a spin off from the original Inspector Morsy series. Young DCI DCL (Detective Chief Inspector Dominic Calvert-Lewin) is transferred from the cushy Bramall Lane patch to the much harder, Everton beat. But why? Who is behind the transfer? Why him? Will he ever find out? Starring Dominic Calvert-Lewin as "DCI Calvert Lewin", Kevin McCabe as "Mr. Big", Louis Reed as "the paper boy", and Nick Montgomery as "acting Desk Sergeant Nick "Monty" Montgomery"

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Scougall's Frugal Cagoules.

Diminutive Scotsman takes a look at entry level rain-wear.

I'm quoting this simply because "entry level rainwear" is the best expression I've heard all year

 

[Russ]

New at Vue cinema;

Jeff Bournes Identity

The true story of when a spy who used to pretend to be James Bond, starts a new job as professional footballer.

Sadly things don't go quite to plan. His manager Chris Morgan Freeman (Starring Keith Curle) is not impressed by his performances.


The Bourne Ultimatum

We go back in time to 1981. Jeff watches his beloved team play a relegation clash against a team from Birmingham called Walsall. Losing 1-0 his team get a late penalty but it's missed. Jeff turns into an invisible ball boy and manages to tap in the rebound in front of a delighted kop.


Jeff Bournes Supremacy

Jeff goes back to his roots and goes undercover. He becomes a Sheffield Wedn3$d@y player and is involved in their demise into non league. Scoring a hat trick of own goals in a relegation decider against Hartlepool at a place called the sty. The following season a statue is unveiled of him outside a place called Blades Hall Of Fame. Special cameo appearance from a smirking John Garrett.

 

[Muttley]

Hammond's Organs.


Channel 5 11pm

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hammond's Organs.


Channel 5 11pm

Seen it. There's no heart.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Feeling left behind by modern technology?
Want an online bank account but don't know where to start?
Then tune in to discover all the answers to these and all your internet banking queries as Ebanks-Landell presents:
Ebanks Landell handles Ebanks, with special hints and tips from Nick 'Monty' Montgomery as deputy assistant IT help desk operator, Monty.

 

[Rodley]

Ball Boy Diaries - documentary profiling the unlikely hero in a mediocre third division team's promotion push.

[Asst Junior Lighting Assistant - N Montgomery]

 

[Deadbat]

Love this thread.

I remember playing a game a few years ago that did not requite quite as much thought; where you had to loosely put United players into music groups/bands./artists -

Examples

Idle Wilder
All About Eves
Beattie Boys
Boy George Long
Wayne Allison Chains
Martin Kuhl and the Gang

I'll get m' coat

 

[Oreyt]

'Black Neill Collins Can't Jump' starring Ebanks Landrell.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Love this thread.

I remember playing a game a few years ago that did not requite quite as much thought; where you had to loosely put United players into music groups/bands./artists -

Examples

Idle Wilder
All About Eves
Beattie Boys
Boy George Long
Wayne Allison Chains
Martin Kuhl and the Gang

I'll get m' coat

Go back to the sixties and you've got

Shermans Hermits
Dave Dee, McNulty, Beaky, Mick and Titch
Bob Booker T and the MG's
Who?
Them Cunts.
Otis Khan Redding
The Easy Beats
The Coasters
Chairmen of the Board

 

[Sean Thornton]

70's

Bad Company
Jose Baxters Three Dog Night
Doobie Bothers - Paddy and Jose

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Love this thread.

I remember playing a game a few years ago that did not requite quite as much thought; where you had to loosely put United players into music groups/bands./artists -

Examples

Idle Wilder
All About Eves
Beattie Boys
Boy George Long
Wayne Allison Chains
Martin Kuhl and the Gang

I'll get m' coat

Danny Wilson

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Lou Reed
Billy Sharp and The Replays
The Leon Clarke Five
Wayne Allison Moyet
Mark "Tin Tin" Duffy
The Average Whiteman Band

 

[Tyler Durden]

Heavy Metal:

AC/DCL (or AC/TC)
Ned Zeppelin
Whitemansnake
Blackman Sabbath
Dones n Roses
Sempletura
Allison Chains
SlipkNotman
MotorChed
Ironside Maiden
SmeetsLoaf
Quinnsryche

 

[Tyler Durden]

Eighties pop:

DePesch Mode
Orchestral Manoeuveres In The Clarke
Adams And The Ants
BananAgana
Katchagoogoo
Aztec Camara