Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[BushBlade]

"...Only bad thing about the Hunt for Red October was Connery's syrup..."

That, plus the fact that Nick "Monty" Montgomery was not in it

He wasn't as well known in those days. He was still working on Corrie as Ivy Tilsley's stunt double.

 

[elgoog44]

"The Great Barrier Keith" - Keith Gillespie explores the southern commuter towns around London to find out what makes the best train barriers visiting glamorous locations like west Hampstead thameslink, Bat and Ball and Sutton, with ticket inspector "Monty" played by TV's Nick Montgomery.

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

"Wan King With Jeff King"

Coming in your Living Room very soon....

 

[blade.i.am]

Len's Lens. Blades legend Mr Badger sets the scene for England's next game with an in depth look at the town and its history.

 

[Grappler]

ITV 9pm

"Bruce Lee" - brand new hard hitting martial arts cop drama starring Steve Bruce as "Bruce", Lee Williamson as "Lee" and Nick Montgomery as Black Belt Grand Master "Monty" (10th Dan).

 

[Grappler]

BBC 1 Sunday 5pm

"That Bloke Noakes! with Vokes and Stokes - Nostalgic documentary presented by former Blades loanees Sam Vokes and Anthony Stokes, looking back on the golden years of BBC Children's TV, Blue Peter and it's most famous presenter, John Noakes. Previously unseen footage includes a young John Noakes showing you how to make your own "Paul Coutts" out of bottle tops and empty fairy liquid bottles, Shep winning 1st place in the sheepdog trials by rounding up Louis Reed and Stefan Scougall, and the time Freda the tortoise beat Dean Hammond over 50 yards. Sharing their memories with the viewers will be the people that John Noakes will forever be associated with; Peter Purves, Valerie Singleton and the nation's favourite, Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

BBC 1 Sunday 5pm

"That Bloke Noakes! with Vokes and Stokes - Nostalgic documentary presented by former Blades loanees Sam Vokes and Anthony Stokes, looking back on the golden years of BBC Children's TV, Blue Peter and it's most famous presenter, John Noakes. Previously unseen footage includes a young John Noakes showing you how to make your own "Paul Coutts" out of bottle tops and empty fairy liquid bottles, Shep winning 1st place in the sheepdog trials by rounding up Louis Reed and Stefan Scougall, and the time Freda the tortoise beat Dean Hammond over 50 yards. Sharing their memories with the viewers will be the people that John Noakes will forever be associated with; Peter Purves, Valerie Singleton and the nation's favourite, Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

Quality Grappers.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Munks monks.

Dave visits England's monasteries.




Cape of Good Hope

John digs out his gaberdine Cape purchased during the one season he was any good.

 

[BushBlade]

The Woolford of Wall Street. Woolford helps Hammond invest his pay off money, does some 'ludes' with Baxter and spit roasts some prostitutes with Evans. Co starring Jonah Hill as 'Monty'.

 

[RichardKeys]

Dries Boussatta's Moussakas. Ex-Blades cult hero lifts the lid on the secret to perfecting the infamous aubergine-based dish.

 

[Deaneandagana]

Sale of the Century - this week Live from Sheffield, Hapless SUFC chairman Kevin McCabe pits his wits against fellow FL chairman, managers and agents as he attempts to sell his club star players for the cheapest price*

* Contains adult themes as Kev is continually rinsed by the contestants.

 

[mypin1889]

Don's Scones / Done's Scones

An hour of floury fun as Matty Done and Don Hutchison rustle up a delicious cream tea whilst discussing the vagaries of regional vowel pronunciation.

Phonetic Subtitles.

 

[Grappler]

ITV 2 9PM

"Get Some In!" - a welcome return for the largely unfunny 70's sitcom. Corporal Wilder is transferred to manage his new platoon, "The Royal Battling Blades", but arrives to find a bunch of lazy, unfit, undisciplined layabouts. Brigadier McCabe gives the order, "if you want new men Wilder, get some in!", so with his sidekick, Private "Knilly" Knill, he sets off on a quest to build a squadron capable of winning him the Corporal of the year award. A motley bunch is assembled, what can Wilder do with his new lads, Wilson, O'Connell, Duffy, Hussey and "Wee Fleckie", only time will tell! Look out for a cameo by "Mr TV" himself, the nations favourite, Nick "Monty" Montgomery.

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

Thought this deserved a bump...

Starring Nick "Monty" Montgomery as
The Bump.

Man, did he sure make those second touch tackles look great.

 

[1973Blade]

For new Blades, Game For A Laff/Lav with two of our new signings.

 

[Rodley]

Slavs with Lavs - Caolon explores the impact of Eastern European migration in post-Brexit Britain.

 

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

(Can't be arsed reading through so apologies if it's been said)
Blue Peter Ndlovou

 

[1973Blade]

Something has to occupy us now that the Sam Morsy thread is obsolete.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Caolan Pace.

The Irish Canadian joins old stalwart Derek for a look at the contemporary art scene (look it up Philistines!)

 

[TJB.]

It's aliiiiive!

'Woolford or Woolworths?' - This hour-long special aims to answer the burning question of which is more useless in the modern age...Woolworths vouchers or Martin Woolford.

 

[The Crab]

Inspector Morsy - Inspector Sam Morsy is reassigned to Sheffield to investigate a large message board thread about him. Unfortunately, due to a Sat Nav malfunction he completely misses Sheffield and goes through some sort of Time Portal where the Wheel and Fire are new technology, banging rocks together is the fashionable pastime, and Interbreeding is not just desirable, it's mandatory.

Starring Nick Montgomery as the entire Montgomery family.

 

[Kabba Kabba Doo]

Hammond Eggs

An interesting documentary about how now retired ex pro footballer Dean Hammond has decided to open a cafe on the outskirts of Sheffield after recieving a healthy payout from his former club.
We take a look at the life of his best customer, Mr Nigel Adkins, who is happy to waste what's thought to be around £10k a week on slow service, often passing food to the wrong customer and generally getting not much right.

 

[Rodley]

Woolford's "Wool for D".

Ex footballer's new documentary examining the use of wool as currency amongst male sex workers.

 

[Deaneandagana]

Money Box - Radio 4's long running series devoted to personal finance.

This weeks special guest Kevin McCabe talks candidly about sale and leaseback arrangements in which Kevin provides a fascinating insight into how football clubs sell the most prized assets for large sums of cash & then enter into loan agreements for cheaper / worthless assets.

 

[elgoog44]

Neil's Wheels, looking at a used car dealer ship in Cornwall, with Ex Manger Neil Warnock, in the car lot he is obsessed about the cars in the front of the lot, buying in more stock than needed for the front and some prove problematic to shift do to age condition, Staring TV's Nick Montgomery as the hard working tea boy.

 

[blade too long]

DCI Bainks Landell
rowan and martins Lafferty in

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Laverys Lavatorys

Caolan Lavery takes a tour of the UK's favourite Lavatorys. Expected to be a big hit with most Blades fans as they're used to watching shit week after week.

Keep an eye out for special guest star Nick "Monty" Montgomery who will be putting the toilets through their paces

 

[itsinyerblood]

Couldn't be bothered to scroll through this thread, apologies. If this idea has already been mentioned who can blame me?

Ched's Sheds - a warm welcome from a welshman and his mate, inviting single females to relax with men of the world and their drink's cabinet.

 

[Rodley]

Woolford's "Wool for D".

Ex footballer's new documentary examining the use of wool as currency amongst male sex workers.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Cold Feet"

Where a series of footballers initially show interest in joining Sheffield United.....