Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[idleurchin]

The Devil in Devlin - Tiny, bad tempered wideman Paul Devlin bares his sole in his latest live pyschotherapy session with renowned pyschotherapist Dr Thangala Habrowasingha. In tonights session Paul confronts demons from his childhood and the role christ hasn't played in his life.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Keith Eddy and Martin Pike discuss how a knowledge of water flow can improve their fishing.

With a foreword by Geoff Salmons

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Richard's Cress Hell

Richard Cresswell talks candidly about the time his egg sandwich had to be eaten without its natural accompaniment.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Badger Courage - Law enforcement from right-back when.

Ebbrell Hope - Downtown hospital drama.

Bourne Free - Riches to rags story

Campbell's Soup - Comedy about a drinker, the landlady and her cat!

The New Cadette - A promising new career ends in failure and regret.

Pedro - International crime drama about stolen silverware.

Len - A big moustache and a bigger online ego. Dark comedy.

 

[The Crab]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles - the story of Dean Hammond's journey to the halfway line

 

[Newbury Blade]

Fatty Foulkes' Fatty Folk (Channel 4)

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Jimmy and Keith Waugh's book is all about mispronunciation.

It's entitled, "Go to War on mispronunciation"

 

[TJB.]

'The Exploration of Nothingness' - A philosophical Dean Hammond explores the concept of nonentity, the essence of missing, and what is is to be a useless thing in modern times

'I don't understand how it could be so bad' - The Guardian

'Fuck off, Hammond' - Radio Times

 

[The Crab]

Kite Flying with Phil Kite.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Mike Trusson

"Athletic supports in a social environment"

or "How not to commit a faux-pas when you've got your truss on."

 

[The Crab]

Kojak starring Mark McNulty - whilst investigating a murder in downtown Sheffield, our lolly sucking super-sleuth is distracted by Detective Crocker-Shit and the rest of his bellend mates and decide to go up West Street instead.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

"Billy's Harp"

Sheffield United player and supporter, plays a selection of pre-match and half-time favourites
from the BDTBL vaults on his rosewood 12-String.

The HD version will also include a selection of Kop favourites, including :-

You Fill Up My Senses (Farrakhan Dub w/additional beheading chants from The Notoriou S.A.P* )
Tom Har-K (FATBOYFROMSHEFFIELD Extended Remix featuring Fener, Fipps, Big Daddy K)
UNI-TED UNI-TED [We Stand] w/Jo Newsom and the H-Block Choir

and the current smash...

Rose Garden (Funeral Of Sores) with John Cale on vocals/zither.

*Courtesy of 1000 Lashes For Women Records

 

[The Crab]

Bullseye with Connor Sammon - Watch with baited breath as Connor takes to Bully's prize board, intent on winning the Trouser Press, but with his first throw he kills a guy in Solihull instead.

 

[RealMcCoy]

Hammond Eggs
Daytime culinary series in which Dean Hammond encourages amateur cooks to come up with new ideas for a novel dish using only two ingredients. You've guessed it!

 

[Newbury Blade]

"Peters and Me" - Harry Haslam at the piano with a selection of old favourites, including the hit Welcome Home (to the 4th Division)

 

[TJB.]

'Jamal's Campbell-Rice!' - JCR takes us on a wonderful journey through his cupboards to discover what he cooks when his missus isn't around.

From his signature 'Campbell-Rice'; cooked white rice in tinned tomato soup, through to 'Time-Consuming Cake', where he comfortably beats an egg, then turns around and beats it again for no reason.

 

[The Crab]

Saturday Kitchen with Kevin Mcabe - our guest this week is Chris Wilder, who will be attempting Kevin's invention test. The ingredients Kevin will provide are Horse Shite, pig nipples and Squirrel Sweetbreads. With this, Chris will be expected to produce a three course Michelin starred masterpiece.

 

[Tray]

Take Me Out, starring Chris Morgan.

As the hopeful young bachelors come down the lift, they are put into the stands by a wild lunge from the Captain.

 

[The Crab]

Top Gear with Jose Baxter

 

[The Crab]

Catch me if you Can - A hilarious fly on the wall documentary focusing on Dean Hammond's attempts to mark a traffic cone during a training session.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Budgie's Bounce - Keep fit with the JB work-out.

Murphy's Law - Australian legal drama

Dear John - Railway comedy starring John MacPhail.

 

[TJB.]

'A History of Flatulence' with Dean Windass.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Saturday Kitchen with Kevin Mcabe - our guest this week is Chris Wilder, who will be attempting Kevin's invention test. The ingredients Kevin will provide are Horse Shite, pig nipples and Squirrel Sweetbreads. With this, Chris will be expected to produce a three course Michelin starred masterpiece.

I can't stop laughing at this, it could almost be true

 

[ken shabby]

"Blue Peter" starring the ever adventurous, Peter Katchouro,...this week Peter is stood in a belarussian lake freezing his bollocks and his balalaika off

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Catch me if you Can - A hilarious fly on the wall documentary focusing on Dean Hammond's attempts to mark a traffic cone during a training session.

Traffic cone choreography by Alan Knill. BB&C

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Knill Fashion Sense - Suites for the discerning gentleman in this new fashion feature.

 

[The Crab]

Cuntryfile - John Craven takes us on a journey through Mark McNulty's twitter profile.

 

[ken shabby]

an easy tap in... Patrick Moore in the Stars at Night discusses the effect the orbitting ball from simonsens fucking penalty has had on the gravitational pull of mars

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

The Lesbos Tibbotts.

A six part series following the unruly and obscene shenanigans of a
Welsh family on the Greek Islands.

 

[TJB.]

'I don't blame myself, I blame all of you: Neil Collins live from the Tampa Bay Auditorium'