Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[TJB.]

"Jack's Rod? Well..."

Jack Rodwell interviews his past lovers to find out what they really thought about his penis.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Paul's Pesky Solido's

Features a small Canadian striker searching for incredibly rare antique toy cars

 

[Rodley]

Starbuck’s Cofie

A converted static caravan serving breakfast on a lay-by in North Notts is not obvious career choice for two ex-professional footballers, but watch on as we follow Phil & John’s new business venture.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Oli McBurnie in...

"From Grandstand to Grandmaster - My Chess Journey"

 

[LudlamBlade]

Fleetwood Town

 

[TJB.]

'Neon! Neon! Neon!'

A retired Leon Clarke takes us along on his journey to becoming a trance DJ.

 

[Rodley]

(Hey) Line-o Duty

Wannabee assistant referees compete to impress Head Judge Neil Warnock in this landmark sports gameshow. Which flag waving protege will take the Line-o Duty crown to win a season’s stint running an EFL touchline? And which will be first to leave the show with a hearty “Hey line-o...fook off”? Tune in to find out.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Greggs Big Weekends Away

Mousset visits various places on a two day jaunt to get a steak bake from every Greggs in town.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Blessin in disguise


In order to get around the work permit issue, Alexander attends a Bramall Lane interview looking like Michael Appleton

 

[Sean Thornton]

Undercover Boss

Steve Bettis dons a disguise and mixes with the players and staff to find out what they really think about him.

Contains, Swearing, violence, some sexual scenes.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Forrest Gump Jr - Starring Oliver Burke

This film catches up with Forrest Gump Jr and sees how he's been getting on all these years. It turns out he's actually a PL forward playing for Sheffield United.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Former midfielder and promotion winning fans favourite reveals the difficulties of taking in an erratic young French striker as a lodger in .... "There's a Moose loose aboot Coutts Hoose"

 

[Slugger]

"Ramsdale's Ham sales"

Reality TV show in which a young goalkeeper is given 1 week to help raise money for a financially-strapped rival piggy team by selling all their players

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Faulkners Follies.

Britain based travelogue Steve Faulkner and his mad daughter, tour the nations folly's; buildings that served no other purpose other than being ornamental, much like the man himself.

 

[TJB.]

'Keef Curtains'

Keith Edwards presents an hour-long special on his love of low-hanging labia.

 

[Rodley]

Brunt Foss

From the Peaks to the Dales, Blades young dynamo Zak Brunt tours his favourite small waterfalls every Saturday afternoon.

 

[bongleblade]

Brewster's Millions...

oh wait...

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Lys or Rent?

A guide to buying top performance cars.

 

[Jinxy1966]

A compilation of a goalkeeper’s wayward punts upfield in Ramsdale’s Kickin’ Nightmares.

Or.........

A compilation of a goalkeeper’s failed attempts to gather crosses in Ramsdale’s Catchin’ Nightmares.

( clips taken from matches before his late season improvement obviously )

 

[Blade for Sale]

Tuttle's Shuttles

Former SUFC defender David is inexplicably chosen to narrate a documentary on the US Space Program. Former SUFC director Jason Rockett contributes.

 

[Badger Blade]

What's in a name?

Rhian Brewster meets Fleetwood Mac's Lindsay Buckingham, former Rugby player Stacey Jones and basketball star Tracy McGrady on how to overcome having a girl's name in order to be successful.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away

Fly-on-the-wall documentary charting the Blades' attempts at signing Dean Henderson on a permanent deal.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

What's in a name?

Rhian Brewster meets Fleetwood Mac's Lindsay Buckingham, former Rugby player Stacey Jones and basketball star Tracy McGrady on how to overcome having a girl's name in order to be successful.

I think I saw the original

 

[Champagneblade]

Oldham at home under McEewan.

Lost 5-0.

What an absolute shit show that was!

 

[Robby Blade]

The Rolling Stones revive the Howlin Wolfe classic The Little Red Brewster to celebrate Rhian scoring a last minute winner tomorrow at Spurs. Bottlenick Montgomery takes lead guitar.

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Brewster on Brews

Rhian takes us through the history of tea starting with the origins of the drink in China and covering its development into the western world. He'll explore the British love of a cuppa and and the best techniques for the perfect brew. Teapot or Mug? Rhian will discover the answers.

 

[diode_blade]

The Really Really Wild Show
Some animals take over the jungle for a short time and cause a shit storm
Then they get lost and can't find their way again.
The head beast gets disposed....

But will the head beast make a return and lead the pack back to pastures green...

Coming soon....
Stranger Wild Things.....
Series 5

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sammon missing in the Yemen.

Conor continues his in front of goal misery miles from home.

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Veartigo

Real life Comedy show fronted by ex Sheffield Utd frontman Carl Veart, where people suffering from vertigo agree to be put to sleep, and then wake up in improbably high situations eg dangling from the Burj Khalifa.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

To the Devil a Porter

Reality TV hits new low as camera crew tracks long-haired twat in leather jacket’s attempt to lure former Blades hero to Wycombe while playing an electric guitar really fucking badly.