Stock take

[Karaoke Blade]

I think now would be a good time for a stock take of which players we've actually got available to play until the end of the season. If anybody can let us have a comprehensive list, including any up and coming youngsters who might be deployed. Included in the stock take should be an update on the injured and missing, as I'm sure some might have dropped down the sofa without us realising. Rodwell? Mousset? Moore? Jack Robinson?

 

[Davalon]

Moose should be struck off under the Trades Descriptions Act.

I refuse to believe Rodwell exists. His name is so close to Roswell that it's too much of a coincidence for me. Clearly something fishy is going on.

Robinson has been moonlighting running the Rory Delap school of long throws after Dave Challinor got long throw Covid.

Simon Moore has been too busy playing golf and posting on Instagram to train.