Stearman

[loyalblade95]

Thinking about how quite a lot of our best players have songs/chants Leon, Fleck, Duffy etc why doesn't Stearman who was arguably our signing of the season (Blackman close second) have one have we not thought of one for him or is there one that nobody wants to sing

 

[Rodley]

Usually some good ideas for new songs on here, I guess see what gets suggested

 

[dazzlingblade]

There's a stearman, controlling the backline

Not many on here rated him, but he's turned out rather fine



To the tune of starman - bowie

 

[snootyfenooty]

Thinking about how quite a lot of our best players have songs/chants Leon, Fleck, Duffy etc why doesn't Stearman who was arguably our signing of the season (Blackman close second) have one have we not thought of one for him or is there one that nobody wants to sing

I've been quite neutral on the Blackman vs Moore debate on this forum but that "save" by Blackman on Saturday where he patted it straight towards their scorer was the kind of stuff some of our fans wanted Long guillotining for.

 

[BigBed]

Stearman can only be classed as signing on the season, due to none of the others playing.............

 

[Rob86]

“Richard Stearman, football genius.” Wolves used to sing that I’m informed, but as more of a piss take as he was only 50% loved there

 

[Large Mendonca]

I’ll reserve judgement on our key centre half as we can’t keep a clean sheet

 

[Eric Cartman]

I've been quite neutral on the Blackman vs Moore debate on this forum but that "save" by Blackman on Saturday where he patted it straight towards their scorer was the kind of stuff some of our fans wanted Long guillotining for.

I suppose once in a blue moon you can let it go.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Not disputing he's a good defender but that doesn't mean he suits being in the middle of a 3. You need a talker, someone who can tell the others where to be at any given moment, when to go when to sit. If we had some sort of machine to blend 2 players into 1 we could put him and Jake Wright in it and have the answer to our problem but we haven't.

I honestly don't think Stearman is up to that task. In a 2 I think he might be very good.

For me a centre half is as key as anything else this summer. I don't think Wolves will spend enough to see Coady surplus to requirements unfortunately.

 

[SwissBlade]

Stearman can only be classed as signing on the season, due to none of the others playing.............

Pure guess but Baldock has surely played as many games .

 

[mattbianco1]

he was only 50% loved there

Bit like here then

 

[mattbianco1]

Just do 3 players in one song:

"Who's the greatest Centre Back in all the land? It's Stearman, man, it's Stearman!
Who's the greatest Right Back in all the land? It's Freeman, man, man, It's Freeman, man!
Who's the greatest Keeper in all the land? It's Blackman, man, man, it's Blackman, man!"

Then if you really want to carry on...
"Who can play all over the football pitch? It's Chris Basham, oh it's Chris Basham!
Who's the biggest scape goat in all the land? It's John Lundstram, oh it's John Lundstram!
Who's the hardest Scotsman in all the land? It's Johnny Fleck, oh it's Johnny Fleck!
Who's the biggest cunt to ever play for us? It's Dean Hammond, oh it's Dean Hammond !"

Thinking about it, we do need a Capo!

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

Give the burger van bloke a song while we're at it.

 

[The Crab]

Give the burger van bloke a song while we're at it.

Oh Burger van,
oh burger van,
we've got the shits,
we've got the shits,
oh burger van we've got the shits.
We're full of crap, and E-coli,
oh burger van we've got the shits.

 

[stringer]

I’ll reserve judgement on our key centre half as we can’t keep a clean sheet

Including Cardiff/Millwall games when he wasn’t playing

 

[Sean Thornton]

Give the burger van bloke a song while we're at it.

He's got Greasy Chip Butty

 

[Esablade]

Might not be everyone's cup of tea, but here's 'A Song For Richard'.

 

[TJB.]

Give the burger van bloke a song while we're at it.

CRAAAZY HOOORSES

 

[SteveBlade]

Stearman Stearman

He's alright at football.

Stearman Stearman

He's not shit.

 

[Bashar Al Asaba]

CRAAAZY HOOORSES

Ask Ainsley Harriott about the burger van bloke when you next see him. His dislike almost rivals mine towards JEC.

 

[BigBed]

Pure guess but Baldock has surely played as many games .

And played better!!

 

[The Crab]

Stearman Stearman

He's alright at football.

Stearman Stearman

He's not shit.

Catchy

 

[Sean Thornton]

CRAAAZY HOOORSES

Bit insulting to those ladies to be honest. And it's ooower,

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

An upgrade on Wright in the same way one kick in the bollocks is better than two.

If we're to kick on next year our entire defence needs serious consideration as we've leaked goals all season. Whether it's personnel or tactics, there's certainly room for improvement there...

 

[Eric Cartman]

Including Cardiff/Millwall games when he wasn’t playing

Well obviously yes.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Including Cardiff/Millwall games when he wasn’t playing

Yep. Not saying he’s solely to blame but not convinced he’s the answer either........

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I saw a cat,
Where,
There on the kop,
Where on the kop,
Right there,

But, has he been included in the attendance figures?

 

[Doormat]

I've been quite neutral on the Blackman vs Moore debate on this forum but that "save" by Blackman on Saturday where he patted it straight towards their scorer was the kind of stuff some of our fans wanted Long guillotining for.

If you watch it back, the shot took a big deflection which caught him cold.

 

[BigBed]

Still don't think he's the answer and that we need better at CB.

 

[NuddysGloves]

If you watch it back, the shot took a big deflection which caught him cold.

I've just gone and watched it a few times, I'm struggling to see any kind of deflection. Perhaps there was one but if there was it can only be described as slight and being honest Blackman should have done a lot better with that effort. Moore would have been crucified on here by many if he'd done the same.