8lade
Let's do it, let's win the title!
Fuck it I've been quiet so far but I can't hold my startling vision for the money no object Blades anymore.
First (the royal) we buy the Park Hill Flats quadrilateral (and the area to the north if that alone isn't big enough) and flatten the so called listed buildings there, I could stop at this point as that's already improved the city no end however we build a new mega stadium with 60, 70 or even a hundred thousand seats and safe standing areas in it. There'll be underground parking, over ground parking, Wombling free parking and an exit from the back of the railway station that goes to Blades Way the footpath directly to the ground with a pair of cross scimitars to walk under. A heli pad on top of the stadium for the wealthier clientele to enter and exit if they so desire and corporate boxes a plenty, and seats for the wealthy, middle classes and proletariat all priced so that match day is open to all. Inside the stadium the 'hot meat pies' will be hot and may have some meat in them. The away end will have freshly shat in sinks just for that true match day experience and any rowdy away fans will be waterboarded as kidney punching is a bit 'last year' now.
First (the royal) we buy the Park Hill Flats quadrilateral (and the area to the north if that alone isn't big enough) and flatten the so called listed buildings there, I could stop at this point as that's already improved the city no end however we build a new mega stadium with 60, 70 or even a hundred thousand seats and safe standing areas in it. There'll be underground parking, over ground parking, Wombling free parking and an exit from the back of the railway station that goes to Blades Way the footpath directly to the ground with a pair of cross scimitars to walk under. A heli pad on top of the stadium for the wealthier clientele to enter and exit if they so desire and corporate boxes a plenty, and seats for the wealthy, middle classes and proletariat all priced so that match day is open to all. Inside the stadium the 'hot meat pies' will be hot and may have some meat in them. The away end will have freshly shat in sinks just for that true match day experience and any rowdy away fans will be waterboarded as kidney punching is a bit 'last year' now.