St Valentine's Day

[SLB]

Hope I've worked this out correctly but I think if Spurs don't beat Man City tomorrow we're 5th until at least February 14th. I've probably missed some fixtures, hope not.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Hope I've worked this out correctly but I think if Spurs don't beat Man City tomorrow we're 5th until at least February 14th. I've probably missed some fixtures, hope not.

If that's true i'm fucked. I promised the Mrs I wouldn't talk about the Blades on SVD but if we are still 5th then what can I do?

Apologies in advance to Mrs Wayne.

 

[SwissBlade]

I told my missus when we met 5 years back that I don’t do Valentine’s Day. Every day is valentines for her

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I told my missus when we met 5 years back that I don’t do Valentine’s Day. Every day is valentines for her

Not what she tells the boys.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I told my missus when we met 5 years back that I don’t do Valentine’s Day. Every day is valentines for her

Fuck’s sake....

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Hope I've worked this out correctly but I think if Spurs don't beat Man City tomorrow we're 5th until at least February 14th. I've probably missed some fixtures, hope not.

That looks right. There's only Everton playing in the meantime who could match our points, but they'd have to make up a 9 goal difference.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Blade for Sale]

Roses are red
Snowdrops are are white
The Blades are flying
Wednesday are shite.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[Rusty view]

I'm getting divorced

 

[Brian Deane]

On a more serious note.....
Does anyone really give fook about The 14th Feb? UTB

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

On a more serious note.....
Does anyone really give fook about The 14th Feb? UTB

It's good for a laugh!

 

[We're back!]

I told my missus when we met 5 years back that I don’t do Valentine’s Day. Every day is valentines for her

You old honey dripper!

 

[bypassblade]

My wife and myself don't do this silly day and haven't for about 28 of our 29 years together, it is just a con I don't need a card to lover her I buy her flowers when I want not when most expensive. I do appreciate that lots get involved probably after a BJ or a shag but be warned, all you courting lads if not proposing then beware she's allowed to propose to you on 29th Feb (once every 4 years).

It's a great money making gimmick and loads do fall or follow it just we don't, good luck to those that do.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

On a more serious note.....
Does anyone really give fook about The 14th Feb? UTB

Women do

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

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She'll have her work cut out with the mess GCB's biatches leave the room in

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

 

[DifferentClass]

Roses are delightful
Violets a sensation
You're so shit in bed
I shagged the alsatians

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Roses are delightful
Violets a sensation
You're so shit in bed
I shagged the alsatians

Roses are red
Buttercups are yellow
I love you so much
Especially when you swallow