South Stand G & H Block - Madri Blades

[Matlock Blade]

What annoys me and my son is the number of people who go one after another all the way through the match. We constantly have to stand up, sit down, stand up to let them past.

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

My issue with that would the 18 year olds. 3 pints of carling pre match, carrying a structurally compromised plastic cup of beer full to the brim, swaying down the extremely tight kop, spilling most of the beer down the necks of those in front. 90% of the kop would go home stinking of beer!

Carrier Bag Firm have the UK Rights for these...

 

[I should coco]

Carrier Bag Firm have the UK Rights for these...

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That is in no way, a carrier bag.

I'll be reporting you to Trading Standards.

 

[Big Hitter]

Madri is horse piss as well. It's carling but rebadged to pretend it's spanish

What do you drink?...Stones' best bitter..?

 

[JFK]

Stay to the end. Leave early. Makes no odds to me. But if you sit on the end of the aisle, don't act like you've been asked to sacrifice your first born when someone needs to get past you.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Madri is horse piss as well. It's carling but rebadged to pretend it's spanish

Here we go.
Luckily you've let everybody know, otherwise they'd have been sipping it imagining it was brewed by an old Spanish guy, shipped to England on a galeon, in oak casks. Thanks.
I drink it from time to time. It's often the best option.
Anyway, off to have some Yorkshire puds that Bessy lady baked, and a cake from that old guy Kipling.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Here we go.
Luckily you've let everybody know, otherwise they'd have been sipping it imagining it was brewed by an old Spanish guy, shipped to England on a galeon, in oak casks. Thanks.
I drink it from time to time. It's often the best option.
Anyway, off to have some Yorkshire puds that Bessy lady baked, and a cake from that old guy Kipling.

One place where l drink has just binned Madri for Cruzcampo. Sadly, Estrella, and horse piss, just two far better options, were apparently not available.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

One place where l drink has just binned Madri for Cruzcampo. Sadly, Estrella, and horse piss, just two far better options, were apparently not available.

No idea. I don't drink 'lagers' generally. I have Madri if the only options is pump after pump of IPA. For me it is a reasonable utility beer nothing more nothing less.

Having said that, I was drinking some decent German beers last night for the pubs oktoberfest week. Sadly they didn't have Hofmeister

 

[Zipwire]

My issue with that would the 18 year olds. 3 pints of carling pre match, carrying a structurally compromised plastic cup of beer full to the brim, swaying down the extremely tight kop, spilling most of the beer down the necks of those in front. 90% of the kop would go home stinking of beer!

Would it just be 18 year olds who are at risk of spilling a structurally compromised plastic cup of beer or would they grow out of it when they 19?

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Here we go.
Luckily you've let everybody know, otherwise they'd have been sipping it imagining it was brewed by an old Spanish guy, shipped to England on a galeon, in oak casks. Thanks.
I drink it from time to time. It's often the best option.
Anyway, off to have some Yorkshire puds that Bessy lady baked, and a cake from that old guy Kipling.

It is marketed as some spanish origin lager, but it's just carling, which is shite. You can argue the toss all.you want if it makes you feel better that you like drinking piss. And if madri is the best option, god knows what the other choices are

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It is marketed as some spanish origin lager, but it's just carling, which is shite. You can argue the toss all.you want if it makes you feel better that you like drinking piss. And if madri is the best option, god knows what the other choices are

Handy to know. I'll drink Carling instead, it's cheaper. And British.

 

[shorehamview]

It is marketed as some spanish origin lager, but it's just carling, which is shite. You can argue the toss all.you want if it makes you feel better that you like drinking piss. And if madri is the best option, god knows what the other choices are

It’s not Carling, but it’s brewed by the same brewery, and it’s shite. But it isn’t Carling. It’s a different shite lager.

 

[fifty shades of blade]

It’s not Carling, but it’s brewed by the same brewery, and it’s shite. But it isn’t Carling. It’s a different shite lager.

It's uses an old carling recipe by all accounts. Whatever, it is still pish

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It’s not Carling, but it’s brewed by the same brewery, and it’s shite. But it isn’t Carling. It’s a different shite lager.

It's just what the Beer Barista at Sharrowvale Beer House and Kitchen told them, while serving up a Wizards Sleeve IPA.
Which they really ust mix up in the back from Carling, elderflower cordial and goats piss

 

[Sean Thornton]

It's just what the Beer Barista at Sharrowvale Beer House and Kitchen told them, while serving up a Wizards Sleeve IPA.
Which they really ust mix up in the back from Carling, elderflower cordial and goats piss.

Garlic, pimenton and dead paella’s.

 

[Shawy24]

It's uses an old carling recipe by all accounts. Whatever, it is still pish

Is it not Castlemaine XXXX reprised and rebadged?

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Is it not Castlemaine XXXX reprised and rebadged?

Jesus dont give me nightmares about that stuff!!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Jesus dont give me nightmares about that stuff!!

Shipping barrels all that way is going to take its toll on the taste.

 

[Th!stledo]

So many people comparing Madri to horse piss.
What surprises me most is that so many fans know what horse piss tastes like?

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Of course. Sheffield is the original home of Carling. You can even watch a game on the site.

Sheffield, The Home Of Carling Lager

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[Grey Blade]

What annoys me and my son is the number of people who go one after another all the way through the match. We constantly have to stand up, sit down, stand up to let them past.

There's two blokes who sit a couple of rows in front of us. They always arrive at the last minute and about 6 people stand up to let them in. Just before halftime one of them stands up and walks out, followed shortly afterwards by the other - so the 6 people have to stand up twice. They often come back together after half time so the 6 people only half to stand up once.
The pre halftime ritual is repeated just before the final whistle. I'm relieved that I sit behind them and not next to them

 

[Nedski]

Would it just be 18 year olds who are at risk of spilling a structurally compromised plastic cup of beer or would they grow out of it when they 19?

I mentioned a combination of events if you care to read it properly

 

[The Crab]

Don’t mind Madri or Cruzcampo. Very aware they’re both brewed here

 

[AnotherBlade]

If the catering wasn't fucking absolute wank eh!!

 

[AnotherBlade]

And as average as Mardi is, it's nothing like fucking Carling! Jesus wept!!

 

[raimond]

Jesus can we all just agree that everyone is a bastard and have done with it

Agreed. Try singing "Everyone's a F***ing C**t" to the tune of EastEnders, it's deeply therapeutic.

 

[raimond]

So many people comparing Madri to horse piss.
What surprises me most is that so many fans know what horse piss tastes like?

Because they've drank Madri

 

[CrookesBlade]

In my opinion lager pretty much all tastes the same save for a few decent craft lagers or those brewed in Germany/Czech Republic. In most instances you are best saving your money and buying Carling than splashing out on a Morretti or whatever.

Paid £6.20 for a pint of (usually delicious) Jute in the fan zone last Saturday. Dont know what they did to it but it was rubbish.

 

[FriethBlade]

In my opinion lager pretty much all tastes the same save for a few decent craft lagers or those brewed in Germany/Czech Republic. In most instances you are best saving your money and buying Carling than splashing out on a Morretti or whatever.

Paid £6.20 for a pint of (usually delicious) Jute in the fan zone last Saturday. Dont know what they did to it but it was rubbish.

Taste of beer is massively affected by the cleanliness of the pipes, pumps, nozzles etc. Can't see that being a top priority especially being used once every 2 weeks

 

[shorehamview]

Taste of beer is massively affected by the cleanliness of the pipes, pumps, nozzles etc. Can't see that being a top priority especially being used once every 2 weeks

If they’ve got any sense they’ll run water through the lines a day or two after the match to get the beer out, then clean them properly the day before a game. I can’t see that being a priority for Compass though either. The catering on the Kop will never improve while they’re running it.