Sorry lads. It was my fault

[stringjunior]

I invited my mate Jules round to watch the game on the telebox. Our women folk did what women folk do and drank cheap fizz while looking after the children, while we did what men folk do and drank cheap lager while watching the football.

Jules however had arrived a few minutes after kick off and Wolves immediately scored. Until his arrival we were doing ok.

The last time we watched united together was on holiday in Devon last year when we played Leicester in the Coca-cola cup on TV.

And the time before that was at old Trafford 2 or 3 years ago.

May I ask for forgiveness and promise to never invite Jules to watch the Blades with me again.

John, on the other hand, Marples finest butcher and my boss, has an impeccable record of bringing luck to the Blades. He came to the lane last year to watch the game v. Scunthorpe. 100% record.

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

Don’t be friends with people like Jules, keep on johns good side.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

I invited my mate Jules round to watch the game on the telebox. Our women folk did what women folk do and drank cheap fizz while looking after the children, while we did what men folk do and drank cheap lager while watching the football.

Jules however had arrived a few minutes after kick off and Wolves immediately scored. Until his arrival we were doing ok.

The last time we watched united together was on holiday in Devon last year when we played Leicester in the Coca-cola cup on TV.

And the time before that was at old Trafford 2 or 3 years ago.

May I ask for forgiveness and promise to never invite Jules to watch the Blades with me again.

John, on the other hand, Marples finest butcher and my boss, has an impeccable record of bringing luck to the Blades. He came to the lane last year to watch the game v. Scunthorpe. 100% record.

Marple's finest Butcher?

Does he sell the under the counter 'special meat'??

 

[raul]

Couldn't the women folk have done a bit of tidying up and stuff whilst thinking about lovely fluffy kittens ??

 

[stringjunior]

Couldn't the women folk have done a bit of tidying up and stuff whilst thinking about lovely fluffy kittens ??

No raul. That would have made this story far too stereotypical. I prefer to use stereotypes more delicately than that.

Although they did do some tidying up whilst petting the fluffy puppy if that helps. Mrsstringjunior did not however crush the men folks beer cans before putting them in the recycling bin.

 

[spongebobblade]

I invited my mate Jules round to watch the game on the telebox. Our women folk did what women folk do and drank cheap fizz while looking after the children, while we did what men folk do and drank cheap lager while watching the football.

Jules however had arrived a few minutes after kick off and Wolves immediately scored. Until his arrival we were doing ok.

The last time we watched united together was on holiday in Devon last year when we played Leicester in the Coca-cola cup on TV.

And the time before that was at old Trafford 2 or 3 years ago.

May I ask for forgiveness and promise to never invite Jules to watch the Blades with me again.

John, on the other hand, Marples finest butcher and my boss, has an impeccable record of bringing luck to the Blades. He came to the lane last year to watch the game v. Scunthorpe. 100% record.

Didn’t we draw against Scunthorpe at home last year?

 

[stringjunior]

Marple's finest Butcher?

Does he sell the under the counter 'special meat'??

He may or may not be Big Vern's mate

 

[Rodley]

First paragraph from 1972

 

[Fanny magnet]

No raul. That would have made this story far too stereotypical. I prefer to use stereotypes more delicately than that.

Although they did do some tidying up whilst petting the fluffy puppy if that helps. Mrsstringjunior did not however crush the men folks beer cans before putting them in the recycling bin.

We're you watching the game while changing the oil on a ford cortina and talking about tits ?

 

[Bladepicker]

I invited my mate Jules round to watch the game on the telebox. Our women folk did what women folk do and drank cheap fizz while looking after the children, while we did what men folk do and drank cheap lager while watching the football.

Jules however had arrived a few minutes after kick off and Wolves immediately scored. Until his arrival we were doing ok.

The last time we watched united together was on holiday in Devon last year when we played Leicester in the Coca-cola cup on TV.

And the time before that was at old Trafford 2 or 3 years ago.

May I ask for forgiveness and promise to never invite Jules to watch the Blades with me again.

John, on the other hand, Marples finest butcher and my boss, has an impeccable record of bringing luck to the Blades. He came to the lane last year to watch the game v.

So you're mate is a bad luck omen and he goes by the name 'Jules'.

I'd bin him off.

 

[Bladesman]

No raul. That would have made this story far too stereotypical. I prefer to use stereotypes more delicately than that.

Although they did do some tidying up whilst petting the fluffy puppy if that helps. Mrsstringjunior did not however crush the men folks beer cans before putting them in the recycling bin.

 

[DifferentClass]

Coca-cola Cup?

I still call it the Milk Cup. Far healthier.