Songs in the Premier League

[Captain Obvious]

Having been out of the top flight for so long, most of our songs are about getting promoted...so the following will be redundant:

We're on the march with Wilders Army
Jack O'Connell's Magic
We Ain't Got A Barrel of Money
Allez Allez Allez

WTF are we going to sing?! ... Can someone let Egan know that we'll need some new ones?

 

[Booker4]

Having been out of the top flight for so long, most of our songs are about getting promoted...so the following will be redundant:

We're on the march with Wilders Army
Jack O'Connell's Magic
We Ain't Got A Barrel of Money
Allez Allez Allez

WTF are we going to sing?! ... Can someone let Egan know that we'll need some new ones?

Be reyt, we'll just change cos the Blades are going up to the Blades are staying up and United are the greatest football team!

That's what I remember from last time out lol!

 

[Captain Obvious]

Be reyt, we'll just change cos the Blades are going up to the Blades are staying up and United are the greatest football team!

That's what I remember from last time out lol!

.... doesn't really make much sense about not going to Wembley though?

 

[Booker4]

.... doesn't really make much sense about not going to Wembley though?

If we lose in the cup though it will! Hope for a decent cup run though saying that.

 

[tomtheblade]

Ok here's one I thought of, to the tune of the classic song above

We're the Blades from Sheffield 2
We hate Leeds and Wednesday too
Premier League we're coming for you

United
I'm in love

Leeds will always fall apart
Wednesday Duffy broke their hearts
Wilders army's on the march

United
I'm in Love

Saturdaaayyyy
Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane
I'll never hesitate

There you go. I know how much this forum loves to hate on new song ideas, and we've not had much to moan about recently, so fill your boots

ps. alternative lyric suggestions welcome..

 

[knowsnowt]

" I have a premiership knob"
IT NEEDS WOrk I agree but it's a good starting point for pulling Leeds slags.. no one wants a championship boyfriend.
I'm watching buju batan videos on YouTube for inspiration. Weve a few weeks to sort it.

 

[PatBlade]

Ok here's one I thought of, to the tune of the classic song above

We're the Blades from Sheffield 2
We hate Leeds and Wednesday too
Premier League we're coming for you

United
I'm in love

Leeds will always fall apart
Wednesday Duffy broke their hearts
Wilders army's on the march

United
I'm in Love

Saturdaaayyyy
Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane
I'll never hesitate

There you go. I know how much this forum loves to hate on new song ideas, and we've not had much to moan about recently, so fill your boots

ps. alternative lyric suggestions welcome..

I might be just as daft as you but I think this is good to be honest

 

[ThatJa]

Having been out of the top flight for so long, most of our songs are about getting promoted...so the following will be redundant:

We're on the march with Wilders Army
Jack O'Connell's Magic
We Ain't Got A Barrel of Money
Allez Allez Allez

WTF are we going to sing?! ... Can someone let Egan know that we'll need some new ones?

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team...

Oh Jack O'connells magic
He wears a magic hat
& if you throw a brick at him
He'll head the fucker back
He'll head it to the left
He'll head it to the right
& when we stay up
We'll sing this song all night

They called us journey men
But now we're on a journey
In the fucking prem...
Allez Allez Allez

Etc etc etc I'm sure you get the jist.
Easily fixed.

 

[HuddersfieldBlade]

Seem to remember “Attack, Attack, Attack Attack Attack” being sung last time we were in the Premier League

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

.... doesn't really make much sense about not going to Wembley though?

Fuck the cups!!

 

[Yoonited]

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team...

Oh Jack O'connells magic
He wears a magic hat
& if you throw a brick at him
He'll head the fucker back
He'll head it to the left
He'll head it to the right
& when we stay up
We'll sing this song all night

They called us journey men
But now we're on a journey
In the fucking prem...
Allez Allez Allez

Etc etc etc I'm sure you get the jist.
Easily fixed.

Hmm,Not enough syllables in "And when we stay up perhaps? Needs Rhyme and meter mate.How about, "And when we finish sixteenth,we'll sing this song all night? UTB

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team...

Oh Jack O'connells magic
He wears a magic hat
& if you throw a brick at him
He'll head the fucker back
He'll head it to the left
He'll head it to the right
& when we stay up
We'll sing this song all night

They called us journey men
But now we're on a journey
In the fucking prem...
Allez Allez Allez

Etc etc etc I'm sure you get the jist.
Easily fixed.

Jack O`Connell`s magic -----------------------He`ll head it to the right, And when we win the Premier League, We`ll sing this song all night.

 

[Groucho Blade]

Let’s hope we can get this going...

 

[Stanthemanfan]

V.A.R. my lord, V.A.R.
Oh lord V.A.R.
Or........
V.A.R. is fukin shit
V.A.R. is fukin shit

 

[Leon Orton]

We've been before Where there again the blades are back in the prem we've been n gone for far too long and now we've come back too sing our song na na na na oow na na na na oow.............befoe any dick points my grammar. I know

 

[WaveyDavey]

Having been out of the top flight for so long, most of our songs are about getting promoted...so the following will be redundant:

We're on the march with Wilders Army
Jack O'Connell's Magic
We Ain't Got A Barrel of Money
Allez Allez Allez

WTF are we going to sing?! ... Can someone let Egan know that we'll need some new ones?

".....Cos the Blades are staying up....."
".....And when we win the Premier League we'll sing this song all night....."

They would be my changes for the two songs I've highlighted in bold.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Where have all the songwriters gone.

 

[Harry's Game]

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team...

Oh Jack O'connells magic
He wears a magic hat
& if you throw a brick at him
He'll head the fucker back
He'll head it to the left
He'll head it to the right
& now where in the Premier League
We'll sing this song all night

They called us journey men
But now we're on a journey
In the fucking prem...
Allez Allez Allez

Etc etc etc I'm sure you get the jist.
Easily fixed.

Just a slight alteration to the JOC song, still works.

 

[BigBed]

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team...

Oh Jack O'connells magic
He wears a magic hat
& if you throw a brick at him
He'll head the fucker back
He'll head it to the left
He'll head it to the right
& now we've been promoted
We'll sing this song all night

They called us journey men
But now we're on a journey
Through the fucking prem...
Allez Allez Allez

Etc etc etc I'm sure you get the jist.
Easily fixed.

Bit of tweeking and alls well!

 

[Eskimo]

We’re coming for you
we’re coming for you
Borussia Monchengladbach
We’re coming for you

 

[ThatJa]

Hmm,Not enough syllables in "And when we stay up perhaps? Needs Rhyme and meter mate.How about, "And when we finish sixteenth,we'll sing this song all night? UTB

"And when we don't get relegated
We'll sing this song all night"

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

“We’ve got (insert handclap x2) Chrissy Wilder, who needs (insert handclap x2) Guardiola, we’ve got (insert handclap x2) Chrissy Wilder, so glad thar mine/ars

To the tune of the Dave Clark Five classic ‘glad all over’

Have that one for nowt

 

[Newbury Blade]

“We’ve got (insert handclap x2) Chrissy Wilder, who needs (insert handclap x2) Guardiola, we’ve got (insert handclap x2) Chrissy Wilder, so glad thar mine/ars

To the tune of the Dave Clark Five classic ‘glad all over’

Have that one for nowt

The Dave Clark Five were shite.

 

[Hodgesleftpeg]

The Dave Clark Five were shite.

Do you just sing that line over and over again?

Not sure what it’s got to do with the Blades but you might be able to get it going.

Not on the family stand though eh?

Having a profanity in it

Maybe you could sing it to the Pet Shop Boys tune ‘go west’

“They were Shite, the Dave Clarke Five.......They were Shite, the Dave Clarke Five”

Pity we didn’t have a central defender in the Adkins era called Dave Clarke who was shite and so were the rest of the defenders.... and the goalkeeper.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Maybe a comeback for old classics?

'you're gonna get your fuckin head kicked in' for starters?

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

I'd really like a strong outing of this in The Prem. Its one of few songs that really unites our fan base of all ages after we score and it sounds fucking brilliant. Also, few Prem teams sing it.

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team...

 

[Captain Obvious]

We're on the march with Wilders army
We're not gonna win the Prem
& we don't give a fuck
cos the Blades are staying up
& United are the greatest football team.

Not a fan of this adaptation. The second line doesn't work in my opinion...and isn't it a bit small time to be singing about not being relegated before we've even kicked a ball? I realise we're favourites for relegation, but do we really need to sing about it? I hate the whole "has it sunk in that you'll be playing in the Premier League?!" ...makes us look like we don't belong there, when in reality we're one of the 20 biggest clubs in the country!

 

[Woodwardfan]

Maybe a comeback for old classics?

'you're gonna get your fuckin head kicked in' for starters?

'Ilkley Moor Bar Tat' was all we sang when I was a lad. Could jazz it up a bit and it would emphasise we are the ONLY PREMIER LEAGUE YORKSHIRE CLUB!!

 

[Yoonited]

Jack O`Connell`s magic -----------------------He`ll head it to the right, And when we win the Premier League, We`ll sing this song all night.

Love your ambition mate,one day soon eh Anything is possible with Wilder N Knill.

 

[SuperJags]

How about singing:-

Super. Super Jags
Super. Super Jags
Super. Super Jags
Super Jagielka

Or in case his goalkeeping skills are called upon once more

“You’ll never beat Jagielka”