Song For Our Best Player

[Bladepicker]

The one and only Paul Coutts.

To the tune of Rocky Raccoon by The Beatles.

"We've got Paul Coutts,
he wears magic boots,
they always cut open defenders"
"He loves a good pass
And then treats his lass
To knickers, a bra and suspenders"

 

[Ricky]

'Coutts is wearing ladies underwear, ladies underwear, ladies underwear...'


That's why he's been playing better after all. They give him special powers.

 

[blade too long]

these boots are made for tackling
and thats just what theyll do
one of these days
Paul Coutts is going to walk all over you