Song for after tomorrow (touch wood quick)!

[Snake]

To the tune of Ole ole ole

They call themselves the Wednesday, but they'll always be the pigs;

They've got Barry Bannan, with his syrup of figs;

Hillsborough is a shit hole, filled with water from the Don;

And on Remembrance Sunday, the Blades went marching on........... ole ole ole.... ole ole ole.

This city is ours, this city is oooooours, fuck off Wednesday, this city is ours!

 

[Westran]

You still have time to delete this

 

[Cappy]

You want another terrible song, you say? OK then...

Souza in the middle, with Souttar at the back
Blaster is our captain, with Campbell in attack

The pigs were fucking useless, we put them in a hole
Wilder feeling hungry, so he smashed a bacon Röhl

ole ole ole

 

[Big.Dane.w]

I’m pretty confident tomorrow but I’d urge people to hold off with all these type of things cos they have a habit of biting you in the arse

 

[Cappy]

I’m pretty confident tomorrow but I’d urge people to hold off with all these type of things cos they have a habit of biting you in the arse

Couldn't care less mate. I'm an eternal optimist. If it bites, it bites, but I'm not letting any negativity spoil my excitement for the game. It's like looking forward to Christmas

 

[Razor_Blade]

Don't give up your day job

 

[dexter101]

You want another terrible song, you say? OK then...

Souza in the middle, with Souttar at the back
Blaster is our captain, with Campbell in attack

The pigs were fucking useless, we put them in a hole
Wilder feeling hungry, so he smashed a bacon Röhl

ole ole ole

I sang this in my head to the tune of tiny Tim the turtle (can tell I have young kids...)

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

To the tune of Ole ole ole

They call themselves the Wednesday, but they'll always be the pigs;

They've got Barry Bannan, with his syrup of figs;

Hillsborough is a shit hole, filled with water from the Don;

And on Remembrance Sunday, the Blades went marching on........... ole ole ole.... ole ole ole.

This city is ours, this city is oooooours, fuck off Wednesday, this city is ours!

Where can I get some of your medication please?

 

[DifferentClass]

I'm touching wood but that's probably due to me watching Michael Brown's goal against pigs again

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Don't give up your day job

He's Ed Sheeran

 

[GodricBlade]

To the tune of Ole ole ole

They call themselves the Wednesday, but they'll always be the pigs;

They've got Barry Bannan, with his syrup of figs;

Hillsborough is a shit hole, filled with water from the Don;

And on Remembrance Sunday, the Blades went marching on........... ole ole ole.... ole ole ole.

This city is ours, this city is oooooours, fuck off Wednesday, this city is ours!

I’ll pass thanks but……
I did appreciate you rhyming ‘pigs’ with ‘syrup of figs’.

 

[corkysbeard]

Where can I get some of your medication please?

Catherine Street,back on the day.

 

[FatPaul]

I prefer to sing this...

"Oh Sheffield united, you're a reyt good team.

I hope you win today, because if you dunt I'll never hear the end of it from my piggy mates"

 

[Cappy]

I prefer to sing this...

"Oh Sheffield united, you're a reyt good team.

I hope you win today, because if you dunt I'll never hear the end of it from my piggy mates"

Banger

 

[Snake]

That's the problem with the youth today --- no imagination.

I base my writing qualities on classics like..................

"With a bow legged chicken and a knock kneed hen,

I aint had a wank since I don't know when,

I walk with a wiggle and I talk with a squawk,

doing the Shoreham.... Blade walk!"



Oh to bring back the days of the Shoreham from the 70s ;-)

 

[Scarebus]

I like it, and I like the Cappy second verse. Needs more explicit violent sexual content, but you can both have a thumbs up from me.


"We're gonna put 6 past you,
You'd best believe the hype,
Then we'll rip your spines out,
Through your wee wee pipe

Ole ole ole"